Several years ago when I was a lot younger and before I had settled into a relationship it became a regular thing that one Friday each month several of us lads would meet up at one of our houses, drink beer, chat and watch a porn movie, it was just something different from going to the pubs or clubs trying to pick up women. We'd watched all the usual soft porn, electric blue films and the Emmanuelle films and began to look for something more risque.
One of the lads said he had a mate who had loads of 'proper hard stuff', he'd borrow one for our next meeting, and so he did. We met up at his house, beers were handed out and we all sat down to watch the film, to be honest it was quite good but after about 15 minutes the picture went off and when it came back it was obvious we were now watching something else, a home movie no less.
On the screen was a rather large lady in a black basque and suspenders and a pair of high heels, she was sitting on a couch satisfying herself with different objects of ever increasing size, eventually she was fcking herself with a wine bottle but it didn't end there, the camera wobbled as it was placed on a table or something and a man appeared in the film, at this point we could only see him from the rear. She laid back and he mounted her, several minutes later he shot his load and picked up the wine bottle, clearly she was still not satisfied.
To our amazement he began to fuck her with the wine bottle, wide end first! We thought she'd be in some discomfort but no, it looked as though she was just about feeling it, 'bloody hell, I bet her cunt could eat three shredded wheat' called out one of the lads, referring to a breakfast cereal advert that was popular at the time, we all burst out laughing and a couple of the lads almost choked on their drinks.
Finally she gave up with the bottle, or at least gave up with it in her gaping cunt and rolled over, at this point the man turned around to adjust the camera and we got the shock of our lives, it was the bloke who'd lent us the video, and it was then obvious that the woman was his wife, we couldn't believe it!
One of the lads decided to make a copy of the video and the followinbg morning the bloke who'd lent him it realised what he'd done, horrified he rang the lad he'd lent it to and asked if he'd watched it, the lad said we hadn't and made some excuse about how we'd watched football instead, the guy sounded really relieved and explained it was a bad video, all out of focus and stuff, he was glad we'd not watched it as he didn't want it to spoil our night.
The lad returned it and never mentioned it again, unfortunately he lent the copy to someone, they copied it and lent it to someone else, within a couple of weeks most of the lads in the town had seen it. Unfortunately someone recognised the bloke and told others who he was, he worked in a local garage. For several weeks he was at a loss to explain why customers kept grinning at him or even stranger the increasing number of people coming in for something like a bulb changed.
One day a bloke went in,'hey you're the guy out of the bluey aren't you?' the man had no idea until the customer went on, 'yeah it is you, sat on a couch fucking a fat bird with a wine bottle, blimey mate half of town has seen it'.
The guy was mortified, worse still it was certain that at some point his wife would find out, I don't know what happened in the end but he left his job at the garage. I often wondered if she still let him film their sexual exploits. lol