Hi again folks It's J here again ( of Gran Canaria fame - or should I say infamy lol) Well obviously our adventures have had to be put on hold but I thought I would tell you about my visit to get my piercing done After I had quit working in the brothel I decided I would treat the hubby to a surprise in order to show him how much I loved him As you know I had already had both nipples pierced and we had been talking about getting my clit pierced - so a few weeks ago I went back to the tattoo studio and spoke to Sue who had done my nipples We decided what I wanted and she booked me in a week later However when I arrived I couldn't see Sue but there were 2 guys behind the counter I explained to one of the guys behind the desk that I had an appointment with Sue but he explained that she was having to self isolate for 2 weeks - he asked if it was a tattoo I was after and I told him it was a piercing "down below" Steve - the guy - said we had better reappoint as most females want a woman to do such an intimate procedure He then said it might not be for a while as they were very busy - they had been as they had been in lock down for months and had a backlog of work to catch up on from before I thought for a second and then asked him if he could do it instead He said he could but was I sure " I really don't mind if you do it " I said There were about 5 customers in the shop all looking at the artwork on the walls and Steve showed me to the back where there were 2 cubicles - he told meet to wait in one and he would be back in a few minutes There was a curtain so I pulled it back to reveal one of those chairs with stirrups that they use in hospital for female examinations - I stepped inside and pulled the curtain back To be honest it wasn't the best curtain and even though I tried there were still gaps down the side where I could see into the shop Now hubby has always said I am a bit dippy so I put my bag on the floor and removed my panties - I was wearing a short dress - so I hitched that up and sat in the chair and placed my feet in the stirrups There I was facing the curtain with my legs wide apart with a cleanly shaved fanny but I honestly didn't think about it I heard footsteps and then the curtain was pulled right back and the whole shop could see me !!!!! - all 5 of the customers were looking at me Steve rushed in and pulled the curtain across behind him " jesus " he said " I told you just to wait for me - I'm very sorry " He looked so embarrassed so I just said " Don't worry it's not the worst thing that's happened to me" and giggled After applying the numbing gel Steve got to work - he was very skilled and gentle and soon I had my clit pierced I stood up and he handed me a mirror so I could see it properly It did feel a bit strange stood there pulling my lips apart to see it properly with a stranger in the cubicle but I was really pleased with the result He left me to get dressed - well I just had to put my panties back on really -as I pulled them up it felt rather uncomfortable so I decided to leave them off and stuffed them in my bag - and I walked out to pay We were chatting away when the news came on the radio - it said that we were likely to go back into lockdown "that's us stuffed then " said Steve to Gary - the other guy I felt very sorry for them and looked around - the shop was now empty Now I'd never had a tattoo before - and to be honest had never thought about it but with a rush of blood I asked if they had time for a couple of quick tattoos Gary said they were about to shut for lunch but as they were not likely to be earning anything for a while he was prepared to stay on Steve left and Gary locked the door before asking what I wanted and gave me a book of artwork I handed it back and said just some words We went back into a cubicle and I lay back and lifted my dress - he smiled a bit when he saw I wasn't wearing panties "what do you want written and where?" he asked so I asked for a pen and paper I wrote 2 words down and handed him the paper "are you really sure " he asked "definitely sure " I replied Now hubby and I had recently started watching some porn on the internet and had come across a pornstar called Kristy Black who has 2 very interesting tattoos - hubby had commented "God she must have some balls to have those tattoos" I pointed just above my fanny and Gary got to work with the ink When he had finished I asked for the pen and paper back and this time I wrote 4 words down - When Gary read what I had written he really was unsure about doing it but I assured him it was what I wanted I rolled over onto my front and pointed just above my arse -again he got going with the needles - I did ask him to write as low down as possible Hubby had the shock of his life that night - a clit piercing and 2 tattoos :) but he does love them !! To be honest the tattoo on my arse is not quite as low down as I was hoping for but I understand that Gary couldn't do it any lower - It does mean however that I will have to wear some decent sized bikini bottoms if I go swimming :) However when we hopefully get to Gran Canaria next year I won't be able to hide them :) So for those of you who don't know who Kristy Black is - or if you happen to be at Maspalomas next year - keep an eye out for me strolling along the edge of the beach I'll be the one with a tattoo at the front saying "FUCK ME" and when I've gone past you might be able to read "I LOVE ANAL SEX" on my arse :):) Who knows you might even be lucky enough to get up close and personal with my piercing as well !!!!