Here’s a couple of stories about my girlfriend’s best mate years ago. Ann was Jude’s best friend and we used to hang out a lot with her and another friend Rich. Once we were in a Pizzaland and were daring each other to do things, nothing sexual at first, until I commented that I was really horny – I’d been away for a week and hadn’t wanked off the whole time. Ann gave me her napkin and dared me to take it to the toilets and wank onto it. I wasn’t going to back down and Jude thought it was funny, so I took it and went off. I wanked quickly and I was so horny that I shot a huge load all over the napkin. I didn’t fold it over, so the spunk was visible on it and took it up to them. I gave it to Ann and she sniffed it and smiled. Jude pulled a face andRich was laughing. Ann got a small plastic bag out of her purse and put the napkin in it. For the rest of the evening, in various bars Ann kept getting it out and checking that it was staying moist and sniffing my sperm. I wish I had thought to offer to do it in one of the wine glasses on the table and dare her to drink it, but this was still a really horny experience. I saw her a few weeks later, when Jude was off at Uni. and aked her what she’d done with it. She told me she’d got home, gone to her room, stripped off and sat in front of her mirror and then wiped the remains of my spunk all over her face. I got so hard again, that I offered to do it for her directly, without the napkin. She agreed and we went back to my flat and I wanked myself off in front of her and finished off spurting all over her face in front of my mirror. Another time I was out with Rich and Ann and she was accusing me of being boring now I was going out with Jude. She said I was a boring heterosexual (she was a bit of a wannabe fag-hag as well). I denied this and so she dared me to suck Rich off. We were in the waiting room of a station and there was no one else there. Me and Ann were sitting on the bench and Rich was standing in front of us, so I reached up and started to undo his trousers. We were all waiting to see who cracked first. I opened his flies and opened the top of his jeans to reveal his cock bulge in his pants. I reached for the top of his pants and started to pull them down, but Rich cracked and stopped me just as his pubes and the top of his cock appeared. He pulled away and did up his trousers just in time as a group of people arrived in the waiting room. Ann was still really horny and after we were on the train, after Rich had got off at his stop, we talked about it and I told her I would willingly suck a cock in front of her if she found one for me, but only if she sucked me off first. We went into the station toilets when we got back, partly looking for some cock, but it was empty so Ann sucked me off in front of the urinals, letting me spunk in her mouth. She never managed to find a cock for me to suck, but she did suck me off one more time in the interview room of the council offices where she worked one afternoon. I haven’t seen her for years, but I still remember her as the dirtiest girl I ever met.