I did have an attempt at a 3rd fling which ended up being a bit embarrassing.

One of the footy girls had a reputation of being easy, she had a particular thing for black guys. She had no problem talking about what she’d got up to and proudly told us all when she’d shagged her 69th black guy.

I didn’t fancy her but after a night out as I was getting in a taxi heading home, she jumped in, I  asked her where she was going and she said, “back to yours”, although I didn’t fancy her I thought “ah well, a fuck’s a fuck”.

When we arrived at my house I went in to the kitchen to pour us a drink and she asked where the loo was. I told her and she disappeared up the stairs.

I went into the front room, downed my drink and waited for her. After about 10 minutes she hadn’t returned so I went looking for her. She hadn’t gone to the loo, she’d climbed straight in to my bed and was lay there completely naked, Although I didn’t fancy her, her body was in decent shape and after all, there was a naked girl in my bed. I stripped off and climbed in

Unfortunately for me I’d had a lot of drink and despite her best efforts I couldn’t get hard. I remember saying at one point, one “if you can get in hard, you can have it.

This had never happened to me before and I was somewhat embarrassed.

Who knows, I might have been intimidated by knowing what she’d had before me, but after about 10 mins of fumbling we gave up and fell asleep.

As normal I woke up in the morning with a hard on, and not being one to waste the opportunity, I woke her up and said I’m ready now.

Whether she was annoyed I hadn’t manage to get it up the night before she turned her head to me and said “fuck off, you had the chance last night” I tried to tell her it was the beer, but she still wouldn’t let me fuck her.

Not long after that she got up, dressed and got a taxi home.

I wasn’t too disappointed because I really didn’t fancy her, but it would have been nice to add her to my number.

It was a little bit awkward the next time I saw her because she’d told all her mates she’d offered it me on a plate and I couldn’t get it up. That didn’t do my reputation any favours, but I suppose I deserved it!

That was the end of my flings and I concentrated on seeing where it would go with the girl who became my 2nd wife. It’ll be 20 years this year since our first date and we’ve had some fantastic sex, and knowing she was a slutty game girl with so many horny stories to tell, I know I made the right choice.