Flat Battery
As it was warm and sunny I had decided to spend the day pottering about my front garden, mowing the lawn and tidying up the flower beds after winter. I am retired and have lots of time on my hands to do such things. I live in bungalow at the end of a small cul-de-sac. My bungalow is one of three, an identical bungalow each side of me separated by privet hedges standing around four feet tall.
On one side of me was an elderly couple (Bert and Nora) who I get on quite well with, I run them into town and did the odd bit of shopping for them when I was going to the super market. Now and again I went to the local pub with Bert; he was good company and had quite a few funny stories to tell of his younger years. He had been a bit of a rebel he was a teenager, he told me that meeting and marrying Nora had put a stop to his rebellious ways.
On the other side was Linda a single lady about 50 yrs old, she kept herself to herself, I always nodded my head and said hello to her when we bumped into each other. She seemed a little bit reserved and not wanting to engage in conversation. On a work day she was always dressed very smart in what I would describe as office attire. She was about 5 foot 6 inch tall, short blond hair, green eyes, nice firm tits (not too big), flat tummy with a nice firm looking arse. I knew that she wore sexy underwear as I had seen it on her washing line, suspender belts, Basques and very skimpy panties such as thongs and g strings. She was the subject of many wanks for me.
It was around 11 o’clock in the morning and I had stopped for a coffee. As I was sat on my small bench drinking my coffee I heard Linda trying to start her car. The engine didn’t seem to want to turn over, to me it sounded like a flat battery. Linda appeared at my gates and asked me if I could help her she told me her car wouldn’t start; I told her I had heard her trying to start it.
She was wearing short black jacket, tight white blouse, I didn’t think she was wearing a bra, short tight black skirt that was a couple of inch above her knees, black stockings and black heeled shoes.
I followed her up her drive looking at her arse as I followed. We got to her car and I told her to pop the bonnet and I would take a look. I looked under the bonnet and checked for loose connections and that sort of thing. Everything seemed as it should be. I told her I thought it maybe a flat battery and she would need to find someone with jump leads as I didn’t have any, I did have a charger but it would take a while to charge.
Linda looked a little crest fallen at that and said she had a meeting in the local town and would ring a taxi. Lind called the local taxi office; I overheard her saying that she needed the taxi immediately and couldn’t wait an hour for one. Ever the gent I offered to run her into town, she smiled at me and asked if I was sure, I smiled and told her I wouldn’t have offered if I wasn’t sure. We left her car unlocked with the bonnet up and went round to mine.
I opened the passenger door for Linda and stood watching her as she got into the passenger seat. I caught a glimpse of her stocking top and red panties as she sat in the seat, but that could have been my imagination. We set off for town about 10 minute away. I told her I would use my charger to charge her battery whilst she was away, but I would need access to an electrical outlet to plug the charger into. She told me the nearest outlet to her car was in the conservatory.
I pulled up in town as she directed, outside a small coffee shop, she handed me her car keys with her door key, and said that the key for the conservatory was hung by the door and that she would collect the keys back off me when she got home from her meeting. She smiled at me and gave me a peck on the cheek and with that she got out of the car. I watched as she entered the coffee shop.
I drove home breathing in the smell of her perfume as it lingered in the car. I parked in my drive, went into my garage to get the charger and extension lead. I placed these next to her car running out the extension lead to the conservatory door. I then let myself into Linda’s house, through the kitchen to the conservatory. I soon found the key and opened the door, I retrieved the extension lead and plugged it in, I then went to the car and connected the leads to the battery. I went back to the conservatory to switch the power on, and then checked everything was ok.
About an hour or so later I disconnected the leads to the battery and tried to start the engine, it fired up first time. Leaving the engine running and tidied everything away. I returned to the car and lowered the bonnet; I switched the engine off and was just locking up the car when a taxi pulled up. Linda got out of the taxi, she didn’t look too pleased, she smiled at me and I told her that her battery was charged.
Smiling at her I gave her the keys back and told her to give it a try. I stood at the driver’s door as she sat in the seat and inserted the key. The engine fired up again without any effort, she switched off and again smiled at me and asked how much she owed me, I told her not to be silly I didn’t need payment. She then insisted that the very least she could do was offer me a drink, of which I accepted.
We entered the conservatory and then into the kitchen. She reached up into a cupboard for two glasses, placing these on the worktop she then disappeared bellow the counter re-appearing with a bottle of vodka, she asked if vodka was ok for me and I replied that I normally drink beer but vodka would be fine. She poured a generous amount into each glass, saying she had coke or orange to go with it. She added some coke to each glass. Picking up our glasses we left the kitchen and sat in the conservatory. As we sat I asked if her work meeting and gone ok, she shook her head saying it was a complete disaster, and that it wasn’t a work meeting. I didn’t probe any further thinking that if she wanted me to know anything she would tell me.
I found her quiet pleasant and easy to talk to, we chatted about this and that, she said she hadn’t seen my wife about and I told her that was because we had divorced a while ago and I was single. Young free and single but not so young these days I laughed. It felt like Linda was interrogating me the way women do. I was quite happy to answer her questions. I told her that since my divorce that I had, had my moments with the ladies but nothing that had lasted.
Linda told me she had never married and didn’t think she could live with anyone on a permanent basis. She told me she had moved from the south to Liverpool to go to theLiverpool uni, after uni she told me she had moved to the Fylde coast to take up a managerial position at a large company in Blackpool. At this point I thought she was becoming a little emotional, I stood and said that I ought to be going, Linda asked me to please stay for another drink, ok I said and handed her my empty glass.
We continued to chat, Linda told me that since moving to the Fylde coast her social life was almost non-existent, mainly restricted to work do’s and the odd occasional date and that time had flown by, I know the feeling I smiled. I told her I go to the local now and again with Bert but that was the extent of my social life. Linda said she spent a lot of her time chatting to folk mainly on the internet; I looked at her and asked “how does that work”.
Linda went into some detail telling me that she visited various sites that had chat rooms, I pretended to be a little bemused and told her I only used the internet for e-mails these days, and that I was a bit slow when it came to using modern tech and the internet. She said once you got into it, the internet was the gate-way to the world and that she had chatted to people from all over the world, “come with me and I will show you” she said.
I followed her to a small room that she used as her office consisting of a high backed wicker chair, desk with a laptop sat in the middle. To the left of the laptop stood a small tri-pod, a small circular light and a small microphone. Linda sat at the desk and switched on her lap top, she went on line and within a couple of clicks a web site opened, she entered her user name and password and she was in. It was a singles site that had a chat rooms, I made a mental note of the web site. She moved around the site with confidence and we were soon into the chatrooms, she entered into one named Local North West singles. Her user name was Fylde coast minx. She briefly showed me how to navigate the chat room.
She shut the laptop down and went back into the kitchen, I finished my drink, and I told her I had to get back to mine to put the gardening tools away in truth I wanted to try out the internet chat rooms. As I was leaving she thanked me once again for what I had done and to pop round anytime for a chat and a drink.
I sat in my conservatory with a bottle of beer and switched on my laptop. I soon found the website, it took me a few minutes to become a basic member and I had access to the chat rooms. As I was looking around the site it soon become obvious to me that it was an adult site, a site similar to SH. It had a search area that you could enter a user name and search for that particular user.
I entered Linda’s user name into the search engine and pressed enter, within seconds Linda’s home page popped up. It contained her bio and a photo section, I read her bio. She described herself as being a mature single lady (just turned 50), living on her own; it said she was looking for a single gent or couple between the ages of 21 and 75, within 10 miles of the Fylde coast that could accommodate either during the day or in the evenings for fun and friendship. In her sexual preferences section she had just put “try me”.
In her photo section there were two folders, one with open access the other with private access. The open folder had three photos, two of her standing wearing short tartan skirt and almost see-through blouse, if you looked hard enough you could see her tits and nipples hiding behind her blouse, she had pixelated her face but from the background it was defiantly her office. The third photo was of a large dildo sitting on her desk, with a caption underneath asking “do you measured up lol”. There were quite a few photos in the second album that I didn’t have access to.
I then found the chat room that she used. At the time of me logging in their was about ten users, all guys with the exception of one female who was getting quite a lot of attention from the guys, some of the messages were quite rude asking the lone female to go on cam and show her tits, another message asked her to show her arse and cunt, at this the lady disappeared from the chat room. I left the chatroom and logged off. I would return later in the evening. I finished my beer and had a nice relaxing bath.
After my bath I dressed in t shirt and shorts I decided to have something to eat and then settle in front of my laptop. It was around 7 o’clock when I logged onto the site and entered the chat room. I looked through the user names mostly men and wow Linda was in the chat room. I scrolled back through the messages to see what the chat was about. Linda was chatting to another lady about what they had been up to. Linda was telling the other lady that her planned meeting was a disaster but she had spent a pleasant afternoon with a true gent. The other lady asked if she had fucked the gent, Linda replied no she hadn’t but she wished she had.
I couldn’t help myself I asked Linda if I could message her in private, she replied with just an ok message. I messaged Linda telling her I was new to the site and would love to chat. After about a minute a message popped up telling me there was very little on my profile, I messaged back saying I was a new member and had not had the time to fill out my profile, she returned with lol.
I complimented her on her profile and wished I could open her private file, again she sent back lol. I took the bull by the horns and messaged “if I could tell her the colour of her panties that she had worn today would she give me access to her private folder” she messaged back “saying that she may have been commando today”. I replied “you were wearing red panties today”,” how do you know that she replied” followed soon after with an invite into her private album.
I opened up her profile and clicked on her private album icon. It contained a few explicit photos of Linda showing her tits and cunt, one with the dildo buried deep into her cunt. A message from Linda popped up asking if I liked the photos, I replied that they were very horny and wished I could replace the dildo. She asked if she could see some photos of me, I opened a folder on my desk top and searched out a couple of photos of myself, one was of me on the beach in shorts the other was of me in my garden, naked walking away from the camera. I pixelated my face and uploaded the photos.
I asked her if she liked the photos, she messaged back saying that she liked the photos and when she had asked other guys for photos they had sent her photos of their cocks. I asked her if she wanted me to send her a cock photo, she messaged saying that would be nice, I chose another couple of photos, one showing my cock in a flaccid state the other with my cock hard and erect. She sent a simple “very nice”.
We chatted for a while mainly about our sexual likes and dislikes, I told her I liked ladies that knew what they wanted and was not afraid to say. Later in the conversation I mentioned her hairy pussy on show in her photos and said that I liked a ladies pussy to be nice and smooth. She replied that she now had a smooth pussy. She had been to the beauticians for a full wax a few days ago, she had done this because the guy she had met today asked hr to. I told her I had seen her earlier posting of her disaster of a meeting. I asked her about it.
She explained about her flat battery and her knight in shining armour, and the meet with the guy. She went on to tell me that the guy was nothing like his profile or photos also his personal hygiene left a lot to be desired, dirty fingernails and such, she quickly made her excuses and left. She got a taxi home and spent a delightful afternoon chatting with her neighbour (her knight in shining armour). She again asked how I knew the colour of her panties; I told her it was a lucky guess.
I was waiting for a reply to my message when there was a knock at my door. Feeling like a naughty school boy I quickly shut down my laptop and answered the door. To my surprise it was Linda holding a couple of cans of beer asking if I fancied a drink. I stood aside and directed her into the lounge. I disappeared to get a couple of glasses. I placed these on the coffee table. I asked her what brought about the visit, she said that she wanted to thank me again for helping her out and that besides she said it was better chatting face to face rather than in the chat rooms. Bugger I had been busted, it has been a long time since I had blushed but my face was red hot.
How did you know it was me in the chat room I stammered? She smiled and said she put two and two together. She told me she had seen me looking at her when she got in my car and knew I had seen her panties and that’s why I knew they were red, also in the photo of me in the garden, she had recognised my shed in the background with my bright orange wheel barrow propped up against it. Hope you are not offended at what we were chatting about I said, she said if she had been offender she would not be here and besides she loved dirty/sexy chat in fact the dirtier the better. I smiled at her reply.
The ice had been broken in the chat room, Linda said that when it came to sex she was open and honest with people and hoped I was the same, and that over the years in the chat room she had heard it all and doubted if she could be embarrassed. She told me that the web site was her little secret and she had been a member for a number of years. I asked who the lady in the chat room was. She said that now and again she would meet up with people off of the site and chat rooms and that she had chatted with and met up with the lady and her husband (Mandy and Ralph) a while ago and that they were the first people she had met, she told me that she met up with Mandy now and again with or without her husband for a catch up and a little fun. It was Mandy who introduced her to female/female fun.
As we were chatting my cock was stirring in my shorts. Linda went on to say most of the guys that she met did not live up to expectations and that Mandy and Ralph were down to earth and fulfilled her needs. She said most of the time she spent on her own with her toys watching porn.
In for a penny in for a pound I though and told her that when I was with my ex-wife we used to visit Cupids in Manchester and swingers clubs when we were abroad, as we liked to watch and be watched, we also visited nudist beaches and local dogging sites as we were both exhibitionists and liked to be watched. Linda said she had thought of visiting a swingers club but she had nobody to go with, I said it would be my pleasure to take her to Cupids; she just smiled and said maybe.
I sat next to Linda, she turned to face me and we kissed. I massaged her breast through her blouse feeling the hardness of her erect nipple. I dropped my hand down to her knee moving it up under her skirt feeling the silkiness of her stockings, moving my hand slowly between her legs to her panties. I pulled her panties to one side and ran my finger between the wet lips of her cunt to her hard little clit. As my fingers probed between the lips of her cunt she let out a small gasp.
She grasped my wrist and started to fuck my fingers. It didn’t take long before her body stiffened, her lags clamped together as she let out a scream followed by a groan as she pressed her wet cunt down onto my fingers. She stopped twitching and looking me in the eye told me to get out of my shorts as she wanted to suck my cock. I stood and dropped my shorts.
Linda grasped my cock in her right hand and cupped my balls with her left, nice she murmured as she bent forward, her tongue licking the pre-cum from the end of my cock before sucking my cock deep into her mouth. As she was sucking me her right hand was wanking my cock, her left hand had moved from my balls and I felt one of her fingers searching between the cheeks of my arse rubbing against my arse hole.
Fuck Linda I said you are going to make me cum, she seemed to suck harder and her finger was now pressing at my arse hole. I couldn’t hold back forcing my cock deeper into her mouth my spunk erupted into her mouth. Linda didn’t withdraw my cock she sucked me until I had finished ejecting my spunk.
She withdrew my cock and looked up at me opening her mouth to show me the spunk before she swallowed, after swallowing she smiled at me and said it had been a while since she had sucked a cock and tasted spunk. Linda laid back and I sat next to her. I looked at her, she was smiling.
I was the first to speak, I told her that she certainly knew how to suck cock, she said that was down to Mandy and Ralph both had showed her how to suck cock. I then said I would love to meet a couple like them but as a single guy it was difficult to arrange meetings as most couples and for that matter single ladies had been put off by time wasters and characters like the one she had met today. She nodded her head and said she had arranged to meet a few guys but they backed out at the last moment, I told her that was probably because they were married. Could be she said.
As we were chatting Linda was stroking my cock, it didn’t take long for it to get hard again. We kissed, she then started to nibble my ear her breath felt hot against my ear as she whispered for me to fuck her. I told her to bend over the back of the sofa so that I could fuck her from behind.
Once she was in position I got behind her and started to rub the end of my cock from her arsehole to her clit, every now and again allowing the end of my cock to rub between the lips of her cunt, she turned her head and told me to stop teasing her and to fuck her. I pushed the full length of my cock into her in one go, she groaned and shouted “yes fuck me hard”.
I proceeded to fuck her slowly at first, speeding up so that my cock was slamming deep into her cunt. My body made a slapping noise, her cunt let out little fanny fart noises as the trapped air was forced out of her cunt, as I thrust my cock into her. All the time she was gasping for more cock and to fill her cunt with spunk.
I looked down as she pushed back onto my cock, I opened her arse cheeks allowing me to see her arsehole, the sight was too much and I shouted that I was going to cum, yes she screamed fill me with your spunk. I could feel my spunk rising from my balls, and I let it go, my cock twitched a few times as my spunk exploded into her cunt.
She clamped her cunt muscles around my cock milking every last drop of spunk from me. After a minute or so her cunt muscles contracted squeezing my cock out of her, as I watched my cock slip out drops of spunk followed. I sat back next her watching her cunt twitching. Linda just stayed in the position she was in, an opportunity too good to miss I moved across and clamped my mouth over her cunt my tongue forcing its way past the lips of her cunt. I started to lap at our combined juices and occasionally probing her arsehole with my tongue, Linda screamed at me calling me a dirty fucker and to lick her clean.
Without warning she pressed her cunt and arse onto my face and cum gushing juices onto my face and into my mouth. She continued to fuck my face and tongue until she had stopped shaking. I fell back away from her; she rolled onto the sofa lying back trying to recover. After a while she just said wow that was fantastic. She looked at me and with a shaky voice said that was the first time she had been cleaned up by a guy after being filled with spunk, hope it’s not the last time I breathed, I hope so too replied Linda.
Getting to my feet I asked her if she fancied a gin something stronger than beer, I told her I had whisky with lemonade or, gin and tonics, gin is fine she said.
I made the drinks and re-entered the room, Linda hadn’t moved, she was laid on the sofa legs open showing off her pink wet puffy well fucked cunt. I told her to stay as she was and reached for my phone. I took a few photos of her laying there, legs open showing her cunt. I put my phone down and sat on the floor beside her. I hope you are going to keep those photos to yourself she said and with a laugh I jokingly said I may show a friend or two, she playfully slapped my shoulder.
We continued chatting as we drank our drinks. All this time Linda said I have been looking for ages for a guy with a dirty open mind and I find I am living next to one, I smiled and said that she could talk, I can do more than talk she laughed.
I asked to know more about Mandy and Ralph. It’s more Mandy than Ralph she said. Mandy loves fucking me with a strap on whilst Ralph watches and wanks his cock, he encourages Mandy to fuck me harder. Ralph has fucked me a couple of times and Mandy cleans his spunk from my cunt after he has finished. They sound like the couple I have always wanted to meet.
Look at the time Linda said, I need to get home and get some sleep. She made herself look decent, at the door she turned and we kissed. I watched as she walked down my drive and she was gone.
I returned to my lounge, the smell of sex hung in the air, my limp cock still sticky with Linda’s cunt juice and my spunk hung between my legs. I sat on my sofa, in no time I had nodded off.
This was the start of a fun loving sexual relationship with Linda, she turned out to be the complete fun loving slut. If I get time I may write again on how Linda introduced me to Mandy.
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David
