I'm an emergency plumber and just once have I had a fuck from a housewife, not like the stories I hear from others both on this site and other plumbers who tell me they get it all the time. In your dreams guys, but it would be nice. In 20 years I've only ever once come close and then it was for real. I'd had a call to attend a boiler that was leaking water everywhere. When I arrived at the house a gorgeous creature of about 38 to 40 answered the door. She was about 5ft 3inches tall and around a size 8, well built but not overweight if you kmow what I mean. But, she had an arse to die for. She was wearing a lightweight summer dress, no tights and the back of the dress showed the roundness of her arse off beautifully, so much so that as I followed her my eyes were down to her arse all the time. The dress fitted so well round that arse that every time she put her foot down there was a little wobble from each cheek. By the time I got to her kitchen I was as hard as a rock. The boiler problem was an easy one to fix, but I was so randy I decided to see if I could get her to fuck by frightening her with a huge potential bill and then try her out to pay for it by fucking. Well, if you don't try you don't get anywhere and although I thought it was useless, I was determined to give it a try. I stopped the leak very quickly and then I told her it would'nt last long and that an expensive job needed to be done to stop it permantly. She seemed quite upset by this and I nearly shot in my pants when she actually said to me "Heaven only knows how I'm going to pay for it. My husband has left me, I have huge debts to pay off, I've very little spare and I just cannot afford to pay for this too." I thought if ever I'm going to get a fuck it's got to be now and I'd give anything to get into her knickers. I said to her, "Look, lets go into the lounge and sit down and see what can be done to help you. There must be an answer somehow. I feel really sorry for you, so let's talk and see if we can come to some kind of arrangement which would give you your boiler back at the least expense to you". She agreed and we sat on the settee together. I asked her a load of silly questions trying to make it sound even more difficult for her to pay and then after quite a long time I said to her "Have you ever thought of a different way to pay for the boiler?" She looked at me puzzled and said "What do you mean". I thought, shit I'd better be careful here otherwise I'm going to get my face slapped and no fuck to boot, so I thought for awhile and then I said "Well what I mean is money is not the only thing you can pay with" I swallowed hard and thought she must know now what I'm getting at, let's see what happens. She just stared at me with a slight smile on her face. She knew what I meant alright, what she was doing was thinking should I or should'nt I and I knew it. I stared back at her which said, yes it's me you'd have to fuck with. After about 20 seconds or so she looked down and shuffled around quite a bit and then said very quietly "What would I have to do then". "I think that's rather obvious, don't you?" She looked up at me and simply said "Yes, I suppose it is". I thought I had the OK now, so I moved very close to her, put my arm around her, pulled her tight up to me and kissed her very gently on the lips. Very soon after she started to open her mounth and I shoved my tounge deep into her throat. She became very passionate then and before I knew it I had her tits in my hands squeezing them and pulling at her stiff nipples. Soon, my hand went down to her bare legs and as I pushed my hand up to her cunt she opened her legs very wide. By now I was so worked up I was in danger of cumming in my pants, so I quickly pulled my trousers and pants off, threw her lengthwise on the couch, jumped on top of her, found her soaking, juicy cunt and slowly entered that paradise. She immediately started to come up and down with me and within minutes of fucking her I started to shoot my spunk inside her. I shot so hard that it actually hurt and as I did she too went wild and came at the same time. It was a short fuck but a beautiful one. When I left I asked her if we could do it again, but she was adament and said sorry, but no. And in 20 years that is the only fuck I have ever had or even got near to having. However, I'm sure there are those of you out there who "get it" all the time!