I’ve mentioned that my wife was a dirty slut in her 20’s and 30’s before we met and now she’s fully aware of my weird perversions, especially when I pester her for details of her past sex life. She has to be in the mood to tell me or she shuts down and gets annoyed with my constant mothering.

The stories that get me most hard centre around a guy that was her fuck buddy for years. She’d met him as a teenager at a bus stop going to a football match. Over the next few years they started hanging out and going to the matches together.

By this time she was in her early 20’s and already very sexually experienced. It became inevitable that one day they would end up fucking. She used to go to home and away games back in the day when girls following football teams were rare, she attracted a captive audience.

They spent a lot of time travelling on buses, coaches, trains and cars, invariably there was a lot of alcohol involved which led to lowering her inhibitions.

On one particular train journey back from Sheffield she and her fuck buddy got particularly horny. Although she was game she wasn’t up for putting on a show for everyone (although she did on one particular journey, which I’ll come back to later).

She knew exactly how to push his buttons and had spent the entire train journey working him up by promising him a blow job once they’d got off the train. She’s always good to her word and after they arrived at the station she led him to a side street and set about getting down to it.

Unfortunately for her, she’d worked him up to such a frenzy with telling him what she was going to do to him, as she reach down to unleash his cock, the moment she touched it, he shot his load, the best she could do was lick his now softening cock clean and send him on his way.

Over the years he was her go to fuck and one other time they were on a coach going to an away game in Blackburn, this was a match day coach from a local pub and they were running late for the match and they were the only ones on it.

During the journey she was caught short and needed to pee, she had no choice but to pee at the back of the coach. When she’d finished but before she’d pulled her jeans back up, he put his hand between her legs and fingered her, in response she bent over and gave him a blow job, before he fucked her. She’d forgotten she was on a coach and by this time it was stuck in traffic near the ground and there were cars, Lorrie’s and buses driving past. She reckons a few people would have got a good eye full as she was bent over with her hands on the window.

After most games she’d stay out with her fuck buddy, he obviously knew if he hung about he’d get lucky. On one occasion they came out of a backstreet pub in the heart of the city centre where he fucked her by the bins at the back of the takeaway opposite, and people leaving the pub walked past them whilst they were in full flow. She told me that story one day when we were going in to the same pub a few years ago. I got instantly hard. It’s sadly closed down since.

I mentioned earlier that she wasn’t one for putting on a show, but there was one particular time which ended up being the horniest story she ever told me.

She was travelling back up the M6 from Wembley one day and she was both drunk and horny, She was in the middle seat in the back of a car with 4 of the lads that she went to the match with, one of them being her fuck buddy. There was the usual innuendos and teasing going on, to the point where her fuck buddy had a raging hard on.

She was obviously horny as fuck and without batting an eyelid she proceeded to get his cock out there and then and gave him a blow job and being the dirty slut she was, she swallowed every drop. The other 4 lads were fully aware of what was going on. When they got back home she simply said her goodbyes and went in to her house.

Overtime she gave every one of the lads in the car a fuck and a blow job. She ended up with a bit of a reputation amongst the footy lads and in total she fucked and sucked about 8 or 9 of the lads that she regularly went to the footy with.

All the time she fucked her fuck buddy he had a steady girlfriend that he ended up having a couple of kids with. She was oblivious to what he got up to on match days. The lucky fucker had the best of both worlds for years and was lucky enough to receive plenty of blow jobs and fucks from one of the very best!

I’ve lost count of the number of wanks I’ve had over her footy stories over the past 20 years

I have a feeling if my Mrs hadn’t give up the footy not long after we met, she still be up to her old tricks to this day, think of how many more stories she’d have to tell, although I’m sure there’s plenty more stories than what she’s admitted to, or maybe she just can’t recall them all!