This is an unusual tale, one I heard which I thought I'd share here. Maybe someone out there has actually heard of it too or perhaps even encountered this, who knows? It did sound kind of ingenious and creative.
There was this chap I met a while back, who told me about a time he enjoyed with a young carpenter in Kent.
His story was about this straight bloke who wasn't getting enough sexual gratification at home. This carpenter, who didn't consider himself bi, had no objection to fellas lending him a hand so to speak; tossing him off. This was done in his workshop, where he could discreetly get his rocks off.
So what he knocked up was a sturdy wooden table with a carefully positioned hole in the surface. How it works, is this. The carpenter unzips, gets onto his table, lies flat on his front and dangles his gear thru the opening. A horizontal glory hole, I suppose you might call it. The fella I met, would crouch underneath this table to have easy, comfortable access to the carpenter's dick and bollocks. The carpenter would log onto a straight porn website to get wood and enjoy being pleasured without any bodily contact or having to see the willing playmate's face.
From time to time, the carpenter mounted on the table top would call out "Go easy down there". The man sat underneath told me he was soon perspiring as the carpenter wasn't in a hurry so it got a bit steamy. If he got too vigorous he would hear a gentle thump, signaling for him to slow down but eventually his face did get sprayed with warm goo. I told him it was best gobbled up. He said he couldn't ever bring himself to do that as the spunk smelt of turnips! We did have a good laugh at that. How funny.
Under the table is a certainly a different 'nominal touching' way to go about it. For the chap lying on top probably a lot more relaxing than having to stand up, legs trembling against a hole in a wall. Besides, those old public glory holes are extremely rare now. So next time you're in a carpenter's workshop have a look around to see if there's a sturdy purpose cut table top.
It does give me an idea, when I have time, of putting together a private glory hole in the garage for those who prefer it that way. I don't have sufficient room for any custom made table but a simple curtain should suffice I reckon.
