I haven't written any stories on here for a while, nothing interesting happened lately, that is until last Saturdy morning. let me explain where we live is not exactly in the middle of no where but fairly isolated, as such we don't get many doorstep callers, this allows us to be fairlyrelaxed as to walking around the house and garden naked when the weather allows. So here is the true story,last Saturday morning at about 07:00 I went downstairs to let the doge out and give the one his medication before going back to bed for a lie in.Well I was just outside the back door naked and giving the dog his caninsulin injection, I became aware of movement the other side of our fence and gate, when I looked up there was woman standing there with a cardboard box resting on the gate. Embarresed I reached inside the backdoor and grabbed a towel to cover myself up, holding the towel with my one hand behind my back I walked over to the gate and appologised for my appearence. the woman, I would guess to be late 30's and "normal" just said no problem I have a package for Mr..........? is this you, yes I said and reached up to retreive the package, be careful it's heavey she said, so with the package balancing on topof the gate I released the towel and reached out with my other hand to take the weight.Of course the towel now fell to the floor and the ladies eyes went down also.I grabbed the package and lowered it to cover my modesty, and my first thoughts were hello this box isn't heavy, in fact quite the opposite, very light. Thankyou I said and started"backing" away from the gate. You need to sign for it the lady says offering me one of those electronic pads things.I now get the feeling she is controling the situation, so I place the box on top of the wheelie bin and take the pad from her, her eyes are now obviously staring at my now exposed cock, and when I followed her eyes down my average sized cock sprung up almost instantly, just like one of those paper party blower things.I was impressed, the lady smiled, I signed the pad hande it back, the lady turned around walked away and I was left standing there trying to work out what had just happened.There was none of the usual fantasy of the lady at the gate making complementry remarks about my enormous cock and jumping the fence to suck and fuck me to my hearts content.Just absolute amazement at what actually took less that 3 minutes but will stay with me for a long time to come. Sorry this went on a while but as I said is absolutely true and you can't rush the facts. By the way the package/box containg some plants that we had ordered, which explained the size of the box but lack of weight.