I was visiting Winchester and staying in a nice hotel. Had just returned from a nice dinner with my coworkers and wanted to have one more pint before bed. The rest of my group was too tired so they all begged off and went to bed leaving me to fend for myself. I was slightly tipsy but wandered the town where no surprise I found a nice pub and ordered a pint. All alone I noticed an older lady across the room who was looking at me off and on. I decided in my inebriated state to talk to her. She smiled, played along and then left me holding the bill for a second pint for the two of us. I was so hoping for some action too. Horny, drunk and not really knowing my way around I tried to find my way back and wandered down some small narrow path which I thought would take me home. It would have except that gates in the cathedral close at night so I was stuck on the wrong side and not really sure where to go. I noticed a man, standing off to the side in the dark and asked him how to get around the grounds. He said, he'd show me but first he'd have to let him suck my penis. Now, little did he know that I liked that sort of thing and I was drunk so yes, indeed feel free to suck me off. He proceeded to start to suck me and I was soft but willing - the drink was making it a challenge. My pants were down and my ass was showing and this is the shock. A second man came up and stroked my ass softly ... well my dick got hard and I started pumping hard in the mouth of the man sucking me. I slammed him a few times deep and he had no problems with the whole dick. The man in the back of me was busy trying to lube my ass which I was not really interested in at the time but unable to make too much of a fuss, he was able to get a few fingers into me while I face fucked the dude blowing me. Finally I was able to cum and he swallowed every drop. I waved off the ass man and pulled up my pants. So, how do I get back to my hotel. The first man said "thanks mate, you're on your own" and wandered off. The second man said he'd show me but I'd have to blow him or let him fuck me. I said ok but back to hotel first. We chatted as we too the long way around the cathedral and halfway there he said stop... he showed me his cock which was impressive in that it was fat, short but fat. We made it to the hotel which amazingly had a bar still open so we stopped for a last pint. My new friend was keely aware of my drunken and horny state so he encourage me to drink more. I decided to head up to my room and my friend followed. I was horny so I asked my friend if he would suck my cock which he did instantly ... he did stop and ask me when I was in a vulnerable position if I would allow him to fuck me and hard cock in his mouth and willing to say anything I agreed. His sloppy wet blowjob increased in speed and I was coming in his mouth in a couple of minutes. So, now, my turn. He places his fat fat cock at my mouth while reaching around to lube my ass, I begin to suck him slowly and his cock was fantastic. Wider that expected I tried to make him come so he'd forget the promised ass fuck. No suck luck, he lubed me and got 4 fingers. He took his penis out of my mouth and turned me around. He put a condom on and placed a very fat head at my ass. I was tense but I could feel the head going in and he added lube a couple times and it popped in where he held it for a minute. I could feel his cock throbbing in my ass but he didn't move. He started short strokes and the faster and faster. My ass was stretched and I was loving it. He said something about tight ass and then grunted and came... I could feel that too as his cock throbbed into an even fatter sausage. He pulled out. Turned me over and sucked me a few times and then said thanks. I can't believe a simple walk for a beer turned into two blowjobs and a surprise ass fuck but it was all great.