Once upon a time there was a great king who ruled over many lands. His favourite courtier was a knight who was very rich. One day the knight was out riding on his beautiful big stallion when he saw a bird bt the path with a broken wing. He dismounted, picked the bird up, found a suitable twig and bound the broken wing with his handkerchief, and the bird flew away. Suddenly there was a flash and a beautiful fairy stood before him. She smiled and said"For this kind deed I will grant you one wish. Anything you really want" The knight was puzzled as to what to ask for, as he was very rich and wanted for nothing. Then he saw his horse grazing by the roadside. "Please Miss" he said " If it is all the same to you, I would like a huge cock just like my horse" The fairy smiled, said "It shall be done" waved her magic wand and disappeared. Suddenly he felt a growing sensation between his legs and when he pulled off his trousers(they were too tight now) he had a huge cock. It was the size of a prize cucumber with a sheeps heart stuck on the end. He mounted his horse with difficulty, amd rode back to the castle, sidesaddle. The first person he saw was the king and he told him what had happened. " You lucky bastard" he said, and the next moment he was in the stables with a tape measure, trying to find the biggest horse cock in his kingdom. Well,for months afterwards he rode out daily on his selection but had no luck whatsoever. About six months later he was out hunting and got separated from the main party, when he saw a rabbit with a broken leg. Memories came back to him. He jumped down, picked up the rabbit, found a twig, realised he had forgetten to bring a handkerchief so tore the tail off his shirt. After his attempt at first aid the rabbit managed to stagger away. Suddenly there was a flash and the beautiful fairy appeared. Before she could speak he said "If it is all the same to you miss, I would like one like my horse" She smiled, waved her magic wand. said "It shall be done" and disappeared. But, instead of a growing sensation, the king experienced a shrinking sensation, and what little he had disappeared. Then he looked at his horse and realised with horror that he had come out on his favourite mare. And the king and the knight lived happily ever after.