One time I arranged to meet a couple via a swinging website, both bisexual like me and hopefully up for a threesome. They didn’t have photos but seemed genuine so we agreed to meet in a pub halfway between each other to see how we got on, nothing more at that point. They gave me a description of their car and waited in the pub car park. When I got there I knocked on the window and we went inside. They said their names were John and Sarah but I don’t think that was true as he called her something else a few times once we’d had some drinks. Sarah was quite large, a little overweight but still attractive with it in tight fitting clothes, a leather skirt and low-cut blouse which showed off her fantastic cleavage. John was shorter than her and very thin. She was blonde, extrovert and chatty while he was dark, quiet and shy, but we got on well as we discussed some of our swinging experiences and our conversation got more explicit. We stayed until closing time and were going to go our separate ways when I suggested perhaps we could go to a budget hotel I’d seen on the way there. ‘Nothing heavy, we could just fool around if you like.’ They hesitated a moment then John said OK and he would follow me in their car. I paid for a double room, it was basic but clean and comfortable. I wanted a shower before we went any further and undressed in front of them before going into the small bathroom. I’d just got under the water when John came in, now also naked. To my surprise he had the biggest cock I’d ever seen although it was only half hard at this point. It probably looked bigger than it was because he was so skinny but even so it was at least eight inches long already and as thick as his wrist. He caught me looking and smiled: ‘Bet you weren’t expecting that!’ he laughed. Before I could reply he went on: ’I’m not showing off, honestly, but I know some men are a little freaked out when they see it. You’ve nothing to worry about, though. Truth is that it’s too big for Sarah, it's painful for her, and that’s one of the reasons she likes to go with other men. You’re perfect for her’, he said, looking at my very average sized prick which I tried to take as a compliment. Like a lot of men I’d fantasised about being well hung and enjoyed watching porn featuring very large cocks but this was the closest I’d been to one in reality and apart from being envious it was also a turn on. I took John’s cock in both my hands and brought him to a full, enormous erection as I rubbed my own modest penis against it. He got into the shower box and pinched my nipples while I played with his dick, going down on my knees to lick around the large head and up and down the shaft although I wasn’t going to put more than a few inches in my mouth, I didn’t want to choke on that monster ! I could already taste a little pre cum so I stopped and said we should join Sarah. He took a towel and rubbed us both down, concentrating on my cock and arse and between my cheeks. Sarah was on her back on the bed, still wearing a sexy black lace bra but completely naked from the waist down with her legs apart to show her shaved pussy. A dildo and some lube were on the side table. ‘I thought you boys had forgotten about me !’ she teased. It looked like ‘fooling around’ was going to be a full on threesome and who was I to argue ? I knelt on the bed and went down on her. Every woman is sensitive in different ways and places so I started licking gently over the hood of her clitoris then moving down to lick around and inside the entrance to her cunt that was lovely and wet already. She put one hand on my head and took me back to her clit where she clearly wanted me to stay. ‘Take your time', she said so I brushed my tongue over and around her clit in very slow circles and as it got bigger I started to suck it but it was very sensitive and she didn’t like any direct contact. She reached over to the smallish dildo and gave it to me. I worked it gradually into her pussy while continuing to flick my tongue over her clit in regular movements. With my head between her legs my bum was in the air and I could feel John come behind me while standing over the bed. I hoped to hell he wasn’t going to try and fuck me with his donkey dick as I think I’d have needed medical treatment afterwards but thankfully he just parted my arse and slipped one finger into my anus, taking his time until it was all the way inside. With his other hand he played with himself and sometimes let his huge cock brush against my bum. I couldn’t see him but Sarah could lift her head for a great view of me lapping away at her pussy while her husband wanked his cock to its full size, now a good nine inches of thick muscle. I could taste and smell how turned on she was and she brought her legs behind my back to draw me even closer against her. She came very suddenly, arching her back and pushing my head down so my face was covered in her wetness. At the same time I felt a burst of hot spunk on my back, lots of it, as John came too, keeping his finger firmly up my arse as he did so. I needed to breath so got out from between Sarah’s thick thighs and turned to see the last of his cum dribble out of his prick. I took him in my mouth and tasted the salty sperm, mixing in my mouth with Sarah’s cunt juice while she sat up and watched us. She later told me she’d never let him go with another woman, she was too jealous, but a man was completely different. John pushed me back against the bed and I lay down next to Sarah, then both of them moved towards my upright cock, Sarah taking it in her mouth while John played with my full balls. After a few minutes of this Sarah got onto me cowboy style, holding my cock while she positioned it against her pussy before lowering her weight onto me. She was quite heavy but that felt fantastic in this position and I could really feel her pussy as she pushed down. John came behind her taking both her large tits in his hands and kissing her neck and back. Sometimes he’d do what he’d done to me and slip a finger into her arsehole which made her tense up and smile. As Sarah increased the speed of her thrust I began to come, grabbing her thighs to pull her down and shooting a big load up insider her. She didn’t stop though and closed her eyes as she helped herself to come again before collapsing down on to me with John on top of her. The weight didn’t bother me as it had been such a great orgasm and we were all a bit spaced out at this point. I was hoping it was going to be an all night session but after we’d all relaxed a while John said that they had to be going as they both had work the next day. I didn’t so I stayed the night at the hotel, going to sleep after one more lovely wank thinking about what had happened. I got together with 'John and Sarah' (I never found out their real names) on a regular basis over the next couple of years and even got to see Sarah take his full length inside her on more than one occasion with the help off lots of lube. Rather her than me though !