Every year i slope off to Spain on my own for a week to rest and recharge. This year is no different.

It’s a time i can be alone and just relax.

I rented my usual villa at Mar Menor and spent couple of days just pottetimg about and getting a tan

In the 3rd night i was awoken by loud music from next door and looked from my window. The villa next door was having a massive loud party. Strangley all men. but i took no notice of that. In my head im going round to have a word about the noise and lateness

The next day i threw in a cotton shirt and chino shirts and knocked on the door. It was very quiet so i knocked again and found front door was actually open

i peered in and it was obvious a party had happened but everyone had gone

As i stood there being nosey i felt a han on my shoulder from behind

“And who might you be ?” he asked. It made me jump a bit and i babbled on about not being a burglar , was from next door etc etc.

“ Ah the english guy”. he spoke. “ We have seen you and was going to invite you but it was a bit of a theme and don’t think it was quite what u like”

I barely noticed i was in the villa now and from upstairs his housemate appeared.

They introduced them selves as John and Alex

“What was the theme? “ i asked

“ A bit of a men only party if you get my meaning” said John.

His freind was standing very close behind me now and talking into my ear.

“ Very acquired taste” he whispered and i then noticed the hand stroking my neck.

i’ve never been adverse to some male fun and these 2 were quite keen for me to continue the party.

i leaned in and kissed John hard and he was shocked and delighted at the same time. and i rummaged behind me feeling Alex ……