Hello, and Once Upon A Time.... I was working at a rather smart hotel in the West End on the Concierge Desk. We were near the Palace Theatre and 'Priscilla, Queen of The Desert' was playing at the time. I often wondered why guests came to the desk to give us the cash to go and buy their tickets, but it normally meant at least a fiver tip. The Box Office staff were usually happy to give us great seats in exchange for a drink in the pub (or whatever!) Everybody happy. I'd noticed a guy checking-in one afternoon and been quite attracted to him. I was busy with other guests at the time, but noticed how sexy he was and so polite to the Reception Staff. Americans, whilst not being any ruder than any other race, can be quite demanding. He was so charming, and I remember thinking that I wish this miserable Home Counties Middle Class Bitch would just leave me alone, with her booking a taxi for the next morning and banging-on about how important it was she got to Heathrow by blah..blah..blah... Fuck, he was cute! About 30-33, handsome, clean-cut, smart preppy Shirt n Chinos type. All-American-Boy! I wished for a second that I was on Reception myself. Anyway - he got his key and disappeared in the lift. Things always quietened down after the initial check-in at 2 slot, so I had nothing to do for a while. Sexy Fukka comes out of the lift, about 30 mins later, and straight to the desk. He was still dressed in the same gear and I noticed a more than generous bulge in his pants. He was absolutely my type and I hid my own twitching bits & pieces behind the counter. He said he'd like a ticket for 'Priscilla'. best available for that night. I said it would probably be about £65 and he gave me £70. Usual story "Keep the change" / "Thank You Sir". I said I would call his room when I got back. Box Office didn't disappoint and I came back with a great seat for him and called his room to give him the good news. To be continued.... (Sorry guys, there is plenty of SEX going on later in the story, but I can't see a way of saving this script and have to go out now!). Please let me know if anybody out there gives a flying fuck as to what happened next. LUV YA, B xxx