Sorry about that! Rubbish attempt at a pun. Couldn't resist it as I was speaking to a close gay friend of mine who really disapproves of my cottaging experiences. He can't believe I've sucked all that cock and not be gay. He's claims that I should stop being in denial and come out and get over it as he is not a great believer in the 'bi' theory. I gave that some thought and decided he was only half right as recent experiences tell me that I like having it both ways. At the beginning of the summer I managed to have a dogging experience up at my regular open air cottage, Which was fantastic and ended up being giving the most wonderful blow job by a lady culminating in a spunking over her big tits. I also enjoyed rare a session of cunnilingus with the wife,(we have sex once a year!) which was very enjoyable as for the first time ever she squirted as I fingered her to an orgasm. Fun for me as my face was near her cunt at the time and i got the full splash but she was beside herself with embarrassment as she thought she had wet herself which in theory she had but it was nothing to do with being incontinent just a matter of applying the fingers to the right place inside the vagina. After this explanation she was still not impressed and said I'd been looking at too much porn. Which is true. Another recent thrill with a lady was when I jokingly suggested to Angie, the lady in the old threesome I used to be in, while on the phone that she didn't wear any knickers when we went out for lunch as two couples a few weeks ago. Her signal that she was drawless was to be a big wink during the meal. Sure enough just before dessert she looked over and gave me one. A little shudder went right down to my balls at the thought that her cunt was in the open air. By the way, I've written this as her husband, Doug, doesn't know about it and will discover the experience here on the pages of SH as he is regular reader and fervent cuckhold. Happy wanking Doug? Anyway back to real reason for writing here today. Cottaging. I love it despite my friends misgivings about it. It's fantastic uncomplicated sex. That's only way I can describe it. Doesn't always work out. Sometimes you discover that your not someones cup of tea for sex but by an large it is a great fun and rewarding if you love cock and the taste of spunk as much as I do. I have been up to my local cottage on the A3 a few times over the last few weeks seeking my 6th cock of the year but without success. School holidays and a lot of dog walkers made the woods a little over crowded but yesterday a visit was almost a complete success as I got to suck a wonderful cock but no spunk was delivered. I arrived at about just after three in the afternoon and the car park was more that full of cars with lone drivers. A very good sign. There was a car where two men were sitting together who I presume were wanking each other off but the rest were just men in waiting It seemed that it was a going to be a 'who goes first" situation so rather that wait for someone else to make a move I got out of my car locked up and headed into the woods and took the path to the regular spot where all the action normally takes place. I looked back and saw I wasn't being followed and thought 'Fuck it" i will go into the little hidden spot and have a play with myself. The place is obviously been used a lot as there were lots of tissues and empty condom packets on the floor. I found this a turn on as the thought of all those bums being buggered was so horny. I dropped my trousers took my cock out of the leg of the wife white panty's I was wearing, raised my T-shirt and had a good twiddle imagining all the cocks that had been sucked and wanked where I was standing. Managed to bring myself to a little orgasm and thought that was as good as it was going to get and set off back to the car park. Not so, it would seem, because as I hit the path a short stocky man in his late forty's, in shorts and wearing wrap around dark glasses, was walking towards me. I nodded a greeting to him which he ignored and carried on walking past me. In the past I've taken this as a rejection but have discovered it's sometimes a sign of "I don't know why I am here but I do know that I want my cock sucked" (hence the dark glasses!) I turned around and sure enough he had stopped and was looking around in my direction so I decided to turn around and follow him. He walked on a bit to the area where i had just been and stopped again. He still had his back to me but i could tell he was playing with himself. I decided to bite the bullet and walked up along to be along side him and sure enough he was wanking a nice uncut cock. More grabbing the bull by the horn had me suggesting there was a secluded place if he followed me through some bushes. As soon as i was in the thicket I was down on my knees in anticipation. He cock was back in his shorts and he walked up to me. I undid the button of that were keeping his shorts up and down they dropped to discover he was not wearing any underpants for hanging there at half mast was a wonderful fore-skinned cock. Readers I never get fed up with writing on here that this a great sight to the likes of me. His prick was about 6 inches but with the drooping foreskin made it look bigger. I took it down to the hilt and good feel it hardening in my mouth. boy did it taste good. The man undid his shirt to reveal a hairy chest. I felt up for his tits and discovered that one of his nipples was pierced. I then took the cock in my hand and began to wank it watching the cocks bell end emerge. I sucked some more then stem licked his cock and took his balls in my mouth and gently sucked on them. Lots of pleasure noises were coming from up above. All going well i thought but the man seemed a little nervous and kept looking around to make sure no one was coming. I reassured him that we were in a very secluded spot and couldn't be seen by any one. I dropped my trousers to reveal the wife's panties and got my semi hard cock out to see if he was interested in giving me a blow but he started to wank his own as it seemed he was losing a bit of the hard on. I went down again to suck and he got hard again. All the time I could feel the man still looking around checking. Then all of a sudden he pulled up his shorts and was gone! Oh dear. Something I said? Was it the wifes panty's or was he scared of being caught! Who knows. Ii was a little crest fallen at his sudden departure as I was looking forward to that cock filling my mouth with cum. I emerged from the thicket to make my way to the car park and to my surprise met two men heading in my direction. One guy was holding his cock though his pants and the other man, who was just behind following. I wished them the best of fun at which one the men said "Thanks." I decided to walk back the long way around and met another man coming out of some saplings in rather a rush. His eyes were cast down and I could tell he was a spent force. ie: he had unloaded. I was tempted to tell him that his flies were undone but didn't want embarrass him. I assumed I would bump into the man who had sucked his cock but of him there was no sign. By the time I was back to the car park there were even more cars parking up with lone men. The place was getting a like a Sainsbury's car park. Went home 75 percent happy. Missed swallowing a load for sure. Bit like having a dinner without a pudding after. Hey ho.