Last week I dipped into the personals on swinging heaven, sent off three messages and tbh I didn't really expect a reply. After all, couples looking for solo guys are usually deluged with messages and it's easy to get lost in the crowd. I do get that. However one of the ads, from a couple almost 4 hours away from me, responded. My message to them read "I spotted your ad today and had to reply. I'm miles away but have a hard cock. On one hand I'm sane, well presented, clean, discreet and reliable but on the other hand I'm a kinky dirty fucker where not much is off limits. I am quite a trek from you but can travel at fairly short notice. " On Monday I received a reply " sorry mate you didn't make the cut purely down to distance. We arranged for a guy to come on Saturday and he blew us out. Our plan b for tonight just let us down too so that word "reliable" in your message is pushing a button right now. I have a standard reply as we do this a fair bit so the next bit is copy and pasted. We're interested in you but here's the set up. No endless messages or coffees. This is how it works. I have a massage table set up and you will start by massaging me while my missus gets ready. I like a cock in my mouth and a hand job. My missus might pop in the room but when we're done you get her and almost everything is on the cards. Our children are grown up in their 20s but live at home so you will hear people in and out. We're open about our lifestyle but they're not involved in any way. If you can get here tomorrow by 8pm and you're game for what ive set out then you're on. " That's pretty hard to turn down so after a few messages it's set up. I leave work early enough to beat the m25 rush and by 8 I'm there. Mark opens the door and shows me to their bathroom as I'd asked if I could take a shower. Once I'm done I find myself in their kitchen wearing just a towel chatting to Mark, Jill and their neighbour, a nice fella. After a short time Jill gets up and says she needs to get ready. Mark and I go to a back room... Sort of a utility room where he's set up a massage table. We're both naked as I massage Mark while we talk. He gives me the lowdown on how being hedonistic has saved their marriage etc. Once I've finished his back mark turns over to reveal an impressive cock. Bigger than mine. He's rock hard and I oil it up then start jerking him off. Jill enters the room wearing a dressing gown and sucks his nipple, playing with his balls. Her gown is open and Mark is roughly fingerings her. I suck his other nipple and he soon cums, cleaned up by Jill who kisses Mark then me, the taste of his cum still in her mouth. At this stage it all seemed a bit rushed. I'd been there for maybe 40 mins, had showered, chatted and given Mark a massage. Wearing just a towel, holding my work clothes, I follow Jill back through the kitchen, through the lounge where two 20 something lads and a female of the same age are smoking weed playing on a games console. They don't bat an eyelid as we pass through and head upstairs. Once upstairs Jill takes off the dressing gown and completes her outfit. Really long hold ups almost reaching her arse, cuffs, a collar and heels complete her outfit. So slutty and perfect. She's in her late 50s but pretty slim. Dark long hair in pigtails. Mark joins us, bollock naked. "she likes it rough and dirty. No bareback up the arse in case I wanna suck your cock after. She loves being bitten on the tits and arse" with that he slapped her really hard on the thigh, leaving an immediate handmark and was gone. Although I have lived a bit, it was Jill in control. As we kisses hard she took my hand and placed it on her cunt. Wide open and wet. Perfect. I had four fingers in her hole and roughly fingered her. Again she wanted the pace fairly rapid and broke away befurw pushing my head to her left nipple. I sucked hard, biting into it. Yesss she hissed before saying, bite harder. I was seriously biting into her, while her hands pulled me tight into her. Soon she moved me an inch or so to one side of her nipple, bite hard she whispered. This went on for a while, and as I was lower the angle was right to get my hand into her cunt. She still moved my head around directing where she wanted to be bitten. Mark came back in the room at this point and took a few pictures, telling us we're filthy cunts etc before getting behind Jill and biting her arse, reaching between her legs to start wanking me. Let's fuck said Jill. I wondered for a sec whether she meant me or him... But it was a cue for Mark to leave the room. Sure enough Jill bent over the bed, her arse covered in faded bites as well as some fresh ones. Both holes open and I slid in her cunt. Love a sodden gaping cunt and we fucked like dogs, me pulling her pigtails and slapping her arse and thighs hard. She was pretty loud encouraging me to fill her. Mark reappeared, standing next to me and sucking my left nipple and slipping a finger up my arse. It didn't take long for me to blow my stack and mark was cleaning my cock as soon as I withdrew, then feasting on Jill's cunt. I hopped on the bed and kissed Jill as Mark fucked her arse. We don't need you now mate mark said so I quickly dressed and left. I stopped twice for a wank on the drive home. So Mark if you're reading this, thanks for taking a chance on someone miles away. It was well worth the drive