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Sex God
I've never been to Ireland.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
Sex God
Quote by Trashcan001
Never sent a letter within the last four years , without its spelling, grammar and punctuation having been thoroughly checked before sending it. Until now.....
Sorry for errors
Bet you've never been punched in the nuts either?
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
I've never been to Ireland.
I've never driven a motorbike.
I've never broken any bones in my body.
I've never been in a helicopter.
Same here
Just realised. You ride a bike not drive it!
I suppose. Doesn't sound right though, sounds more like a word you'd use for when you're on a pushbike? I know what you mean though. And don't run away from me, daft bugger!
Quote by Freckledbird
And don't run away from me, daft bugger!
You're supposed to chase!
Oh well, I tried
I've never had an FFM
I've never been so drunk that I can't remember the night before (back in the day I had the nickname "the flight recorder" as no one else could remember what they had done
) Sex God
I've never had a hangover.
And sorry Dollop, too late to chase!
And sorry Dollop, too late to chase!
Sex God
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag 
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
Me neither :angel:
Is that because you are a has been :twisted: :sad:
Runs and hides lol sniggers
Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
*runs* :doh:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
Don't you have him on the bat phone, pickup and it instantly calls?
Sexlightened
I've never been lost for words ......
Yet
Yet
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
had sex with a forumite >>>>>>>>>>>>>> waits for the ahhh and the offer of a sympathy shag
<<< dialling up Bloke as I type :twisted:
Don't you have him on the bat phone, pickup and it instantly calls?
bat phone!! he's in the fecin wardrobe i tell ya :scared::scared:
Sexlightened
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Ive never been in bed and though...who the hell is that next to me
Neither have I but I've woke up and thought that :twisted:
Sex God
I've never seen/read anything about Harry Potter.
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I've never seen/read anything about Harry Potter.
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
I have never been suspended by my boxers
Sex God
Quote by MikeC
I've never seen/read anything about Harry Potter.
I too, have never been able to knit. And pearl... WTF is pearl? My nan used to sit there for hours: "knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one...." FFS
I have never been able to cook. So much so, that there is no point me even bothering to buy a cooker
I have never been suspended by my boxers
I have never heard a more blatent big fat lie in my life!!!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've never had a hangover.
:shock: And I'm not sure I've ever been quite so envious of Frecklicious!
