Kit V Blue

So, Blue stole Kits thunder, what do we think should be done about it? And, of course, Kat would have to take pictures.

26 Oct 2003

I'm not sure I like the sound of solar storms, sounds dangerous to me, we'd better all get down to some serious fun before the earth is explodes into a ball of fire :shock: - OK, go on, there are enough smart Alecs on here who are sure to tell me that solar storms don't cause planets to explode - so come on all you clever clogs out there, tell us what our demise is more likely to be like wink

26 Oct 2003

We will be invaded by some aliens who don't like the idea of sex and all its ajoining wonders so they put us all in separate cages to watch pornos and die a slow lonely death.
OR
We all pop our cloggs coz we are over exhausted from sex and all its wonders - I know which I would choose!! :twisted:
KKitty xx

26 Oct 2003

Oh dear - both of the above sound like painfully slow deaths, I think I prefer my exploding earth idea, at least it would be quick :shock:

27 Oct 2003

How many people can you get in a Fiesta?

Many many years ago, in a beauty spot in Yorkshire, at about 3 on a weekday afternoon. Was treated to the site of 3 (MFM) people in the drivers seat of a fiesta. The seat was layed back, Male one lying on his back, female straddling, and male two had somehow miraculously got himself behind the female and was giving it some welly! Not only that, he managed to wind down the window and shout "want to join in?"
Given that the passenger seat was still free for the same thing - I guess that would make at least 6. Any advance on 6?
And if any of you are out there - I was the one driving the big green and black landrover! But why didn't you hang around - we had much more room in our car!
lhk
Kat

27 Oct 2003

Kat, you've locked the GFZ and RVM is still asleep in there! :shock: I wouldn't bother normally, he could stay there til weekend - he could live on the twiglet crumbs and stale beer, but I need to see him to see if I can borrow his van - I'm sure we could get more than 6 in there! 8)
Talking of people sleeping in strange places - as you lot know, I went to Partners on Saturday night. (Pretty good, I might add!) Anyway, about I noticed a guy fast asleep on one of the sofas, snoring quietly. He was still there, in the same position, still sleeping like a baby when I left at 2am! I hope the staff check the place before they shut up shop - imagine the shock the cleaner would have in the morning if they don't! :shock:

27 Oct 2003

Quote by KitKat

And if any of you are out there - I was the one driving the big green and black landrover! But why didn't you hang around - we had much more room in our car!
lhk
Kat

Just out of interest, Kat, but you wouldn't happen to be ex-forces by any chance?
Mal (ex-forces!)
wink

27 Oct 2003

Kat, you've locked the GFZ and RVM is still asleep in there!

I am sure I asked someone to wake him up! wink

Never mind, there is a computer in there, when he wakes up he can log on and let us know, and someone will let him out.
Probably! :twisted:
His Jacket is in reception if you want to check for keys.
lhk
Kat

27 Oct 2003

AH, that's OK then! I assume the lazy git is still asleep as he hasn't been round today - either that, or he's got out of the GFZ through the window and is now having great fun in his red van, without inviting me!!!!

27 Oct 2003

Quote by bluexxx
People instinctively know not to choose the spanking option because it would be more than their life is worth if they did :twisted:

Oops... sorry blue.. spanking is another fantasy of mine.. but not sure if it's an extreme one. not sure about the possibility of seeing it.. x
steve
x

27 Oct 2003

Oops... sorry blue.. spanking is another fantasy of mine.. but not sure if it's an extreme one. not sure about the possibility of seeing it..

So YOU were the brave soul Steve! everyone was wondering, Just line up behind DJohn..... lol

27 Oct 2003

Kat wrote

I am sure I asked someone to wake him up!
Never mind, there is a computer in there, when he wakes up he can log on and let us know, and someone will let him out.

No you didn't ask someone to wake me up, you forgot!!! mad

:x
Blue wrote

AH, that's OK then! I assume the lazy git is still asleep as he hasn't been round today - either that, or he's got out of the GFZ through the window and is now having great fun in his red van, without inviting me!!!!

Hmmmmmm, I think the least about this, the better!!!! :x :x
Shuffles off (on crutches) muttering about the bloody cheek of some people

28 Oct 2003

Just to clear one matter up - I like spanking, it's just that I prefer to be the one dealing it out.
So, guys and girls, what's it to be.... paddle, whip, hand or carpet beater???? :twisted:

28 Oct 2003

Just to clear one matter up - I like spanking, it's just that I prefer to be the one dealing it out.

It was never in doubt Blue.
:grin:
lhk
Kat

28 Oct 2003

Quote by bluexxx
So, guys and girls, what's it to be.... paddle, whip, hand or carpet beater???? :twisted:

I prefer to receive a hand, but have yet to find a man that can slap as opposed to thump/thud. rolleyes

I like to use a tawse to warm up, and a crop once there's a good glow! :twisted:
Mandy
(The brunette)

29 Oct 2003

Sick of Kylies bum?! Are you feeling ok ;)
Any way.. re: the poll
Mud fight! Always the most fun to watch smile

hehe
/me goes to take out a subscription to the sport :P
(One can always hope...)
Tory

29 Oct 2003

OK, what's so exciting about mud fighting??? If you can give me a good answer I might have to give it a try wink

I take back what I said about Kylie's bum as it's nearly the end of the month. What I should have said was I'm sick of the picture of Kylie's bum that is on my Kylie calender, but seeing as it's nearly a new month, there will be a new piccie to ogle soon lol

29 Oct 2003

I take back what I said about Kylie's bum as it's nearly the end of the month.

:shock: Why is the time of the month important? :shock:
lhk

29 Oct 2003

The time of the month is important because by the end of each month I get sick of seeing the same old picture of Kylie on my wall. However, I get excited at the beginning of each month because I turn the page on the Kylie calender over and get a new piccie to ogle. Having said that, the November picture is boring because you can't even see her bum at all sad

24 Nov 2003

I think the one month anniversary is an appropriate time to drag this poll back to life. The vote is quite clear. Kit and Blue, you know what you have to do.
Now you're going to tell me that you've already done it, and I missed out again.

24 Nov 2003

Sorry DJohn, we did it on Saturday, after the great result in the Rugby, we did notice you were the only one not there, but thought you were just sulking, did you not get your invite?? surprised

ops: Unfortuntely, we didn't take piccys because we thought everyone would be there so we wouldn't need them.
Really sorry mate. Maybe next time eh?
lhk
Kat

24 Nov 2003

I did get the invitation, but when I turned up there was no one there. It sounded like the people next door at number 16 were having a GREAT time though. That was a party I would have liked to be invited to!
(checks the invitation again)
Oh bugger bugger bugger. There's a speck of dirt on it. It wasn't at number 18, was it?

24 Nov 2003

69 of course!

24 Nov 2003

The FHM calendars better Blue Ill be very sad when the time comes to turn over the delicious Jennifer Love-Hewitt I gotta spend december with Holly Valance mmm theres a thought lol

24 Nov 2003

Lets forget all this civilised rubbish........
If Kat has a full roll or three of film. I'm all for Kit starting with the spanking and working her way up the list from there....

20 Jul 2013

This is before just about anyone's time that are here tonight........ but WTF?????? lol

21 Jul 2013

soooo what was the result of the poll
was it :sparring:
or was it smackbottom

could it have been :jagsatwork:
or was it 69position

21 Jul 2013

I've got no idea, sorry.
Kit may have a better memory than I, but I was just loon

when I found this thread