thread hi jacks

6 Jul 2004

typical isnt it confused

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I start a nice thread about the goodies and that bastard warwick goes and hi jacks it
well he better not bloody try it again thats all mad

:x :x

6 Jul 2004

Did you know I was WBBs uncle confused

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6 Jul 2004

GRRR get stuffed warwick thats just totally off topic mad

see hes doing it again someone call a mod :x

6 Jul 2004

Warwick, do you not think that calling Warwick a bastard might offend him

6 Jul 2004

I think we should start a marble collection cos warwick, you really have lost them haven't you lol

Dawn :silly:

6 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
Warwick, do you not think that calling Warwick a bastard might offend him

Maybe warwick won't read the forum today confused

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Dawn :silly:

6 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Warwick, do you not think that calling Warwick a bastard might offend him

Maybe warwick won't read the forum today confused

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Dawn :silly:
I do hope not Dawn cos if he does, not only will he be offended, but he will probably hi-jack this thread twice

6 Jul 2004

*runs in with ski-mask on and a pistol in his hand*
YOU............
*points pistol at Davej*
TAKE THIS THREAD TO COLUMBIA NOW

6 Jul 2004

And thats aother thing....
people replying to their own threads ....
how anoying is that mad

6 Jul 2004

with you on that one warwick :cry:
and dont call me names again mad

6 Jul 2004

*realises that Davej ain't in control of this thread so turns to Warwick*
YOU............
*points pistol at Warwick this time*
TAKE THIS THREAD TO COLUMBIA NOW
Or Davej gets it.

6 Jul 2004

<< tuts very loudly @ thread hijackers!!! pah!! >>
i mean it's really not on is it??? you go to all the trouble of posting your own heartfelt, carefully considered, inane drivel, then some other meandering makes-no-sense-whatsoever git comes along and goes off totally on a tangent with his ((( or her!! ))) inane drivel, and before you know it you're in some surreal inane-drivel-infested twilight zone that has nowt to do wi' nowt and has us all going dunno

at eachother just cos it's bloody funny!!!! humph!
nay to thread hijackers i say! how would warwick, for example par excellence, like it if i hijacked his thread??? either of 'em! ((( warwicks that is! ))) eh???
but while i'm 'ere, someone somewhere sent me a pm yesterday, then thought better of it and deleted the bugger fromtheiroutbox before i could checkmyinbox!!! :shock: i mean, how many times does that happen eh??? had me up all night it did! one of the few occasions i weren't here and look what happens FFS! humph! probably a bloody thread hijacker too i reckon! lots of 'em about!
sorry what was the topic again???
neil x x x x x x

6 Jul 2004

Anything you say boss
(notes threatening air of menace from this desperado)
You wanna go club or economy?
any special dietry requirements?
( tries to keep Easy calm...hes not sane like warwick and Davej)

6 Jul 2004

OMFG
i went off on one, and while i was doing it warwick went all........ well i thought he was just....erm ..... kidding .......... shurely he doesn't mean to hijack the lot of us does he????
Columbia tho? nice this time of year is it? i could right do with an holiday! you know the last time i went abroad was............ redface

Okkkkkaaaaayyyyy ....... Please put the gun down ........ easy ...... easy ....... ((( FFS it's not an instruction Where The Fuck is easy??? head of security my arse! )))
aaarrgghhh bolt

n x x x x x

6 Jul 2004

Hi Neil

How ya been hun confused

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Dawn :silly:

6 Jul 2004

dawn not now!!!! the forum's in crisis!
i've just thought that it's possibly easy under the mask, and he's possibly in cahoots with warwick to engineer some ........ kind .....of ....... FFS i dunno

something dastardly! and that's how warwicks been so free to do his hijacking! and there's possibly several warwick's as well! evil

i tell you! we'll just sit tight and see how it all pans out!
but okay thanks dawn, not so bad etc ta! kiss

how's you? still off to the munch i hope? all relieved of exam stresses? and the pie man still....erm...eating lost of pie? ;-)
OMG more hijackers!
neil x x x x

6 Jul 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
the pie man still....erm...eating lost of pie? ;-)

What kinda flavour is lost pie confused

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I'm good thanks and yep, we should still make the munch.
I want my hug :therethere:
Dawn :silly:

6 Jul 2004

Mrfc figures he'll get away with impersonating one of the Warwicks biggrin

Go on then Easy shoot if ya brave enough :shock:

6 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Mrfc figures he'll get away with impersonating one of the Warwicks :

That confused me

:rotflmao:
But where is your lovely firm arse???
Dawn :silly:

6 Jul 2004

Quote by dawn
What kinda flavour is lost pie

<< tuts >>
it's whatever flavour the last left-over one is, once ian's finished scoffing the rest of 'em, of course!
dunno

n x x x x x

6 Jul 2004

OMG
There are three of us in here now
whos flying the thread FFS :shock:

6 Jul 2004

YOU THREE OR FOUR confused

NO TALKING........
*wonders how people keep walking into hijack situation* dunno

*looks out of window*
Hmmm Bogata's international airport looks a lot like Stanstead. :? :? :?
AND I TOLD YOU WARWICK (who looks remarkably like Mr FC) ANY MORE FROM YOU AND DAVEJ GETS IT. evil

:evil: :evil:

6 Jul 2004

which warwick are you talking to Easy?
Im Davej :shock:

6 Jul 2004

RIGHT THAT'S IT..... evil

:evil: :evil: :evil:
*turns to Davej*
YOUR GONNA GET IT NOW.....................................
.......a Blankety-Blank cheque book and pen and thanks for being a great hostage
*lovely leggy assistant shows Davej out of thread to green room.*

6 Jul 2004

Quote by easy
Bogata's international airport looks a lot like Stanstead. :? :?
AND I TOLD YOU WARWICK (who looks remarkably like Mr FC) ANY MORE FROM YOU AND DAVEJ GETS IT. :evil: :evil:

OI !!! leave me outa this !! Warwick shut the fLuck up or I'm gonna get shot, you was the bugger that hi-jacked yerself man!.......jeez all I did was nip out to research about shaving goats and I walk into this god awfull mess.......I havn't hijacked anyone's thread for ohhhh let me see............eerrmm ...right forget that eeerrmmm bugger if your gonna shoot me then put this hi-jack down in Stanstead, cos I only live six mile away, it'll save on the fee for collecting my belongings.
davej sharpens the edges of a stale bread roll behind his back just in case anything kicks off

6 Jul 2004

Horny Dawnie confused

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:shock: its alright Davej I think Easy s gone now :shock:
Hows the goat shaving research panning out :?:

6 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
Bogata's international airport looks a lot like Stanstead. :? :?
AND I TOLD YOU WARWICK (who looks remarkably like Mr FC) ANY MORE FROM YOU AND DAVEJ GETS IT. :evil: :evil:

OI !!! leave me outa this !! Warwick shut the fLuck up or I'm gonna get shot, you was the bugger that hi-jacked yerself man!.......jeez all I did was nip out to research about shaving goats and I walk into this god awfull mess.......I havn't hijacked anyone's thread for ohhhh let me see............eerrmm ...right forget that eeerrmmm bugger if your gonna shoot me then put this hi-jack down in Stanstead, cos I only live six mile away, it'll save on the fee for collecting my belongings.
davej sharpens the edges of a stale bread roll behind his back just in case anything kicks off
Errrrr shouldn't you be in the green room with the leggy blonde?

6 Jul 2004

Right I've had enough of this......................
You're all insane. loon

I'm going back to the asylum, at least they give the :crazy: some kind of medication in there.........
Oh and Warwick........
*turns round and points gun at Warwick and pulls trigger.................and a little flag drops down with "BANG" written on it.*
:P

6 Jul 2004

I'm an old man Easy I can't even keep up with the thread let alone the leggy blonde........anyone got a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

6 Jul 2004

- ? - ? - ? - ? - ? -
:scared:
dunno

:grin: