You are certainly much more funnier in the mornings Davey.
Your evening posts have a tad of tiredness to them.
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Quote by kentswingers777
Perhaps you should get someone to blow on the hot milk for you if you manage to hurt yourself while eating cornflakes...............or was it the sharp edges
Dave_Notts
Yeah some things are hard to swallow!!!
Thats why people learn to chew
Dave_Notts
So what about the ones who have no teeth? :wink:
My dear old Gran had no teeth, difficult to chew with just gums. :wink:
I new a Government like that once!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by kentswingers777
:laughabove::laughabove:
You are certainly much more funnier in the mornings Davey.
Your evening posts have a tad of tiredness to them.
Steady on..........some may think you are trying it on with me being nice
You ain't my type........but if you have no teeth then you'ld be able to suck better......you may turn me :lol:
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
:laughabove::laughabove:
You are certainly much more funnier in the mornings Davey.
Your evening posts have a tad of tiredness to them.
Steady on..........some may think you are trying it on with me being nice
You ain't my type........but if you have no teeth then you'ld be able to suck better......you may turn me :lol:
Dave_Notts
When did I ever think what other people thought? :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
:laughabove::laughabove:
You are certainly much more funnier in the mornings Davey.
Your evening posts have a tad of tiredness to them.
Steady on..........some may think you are trying it on with me being nice
You ain't my type........but if you have no teeth then you'ld be able to suck better......you may turn me :lol:
Dave_Notts
Despite voyeuristic tendency's, feels like a gooseberry and leaves the room
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
Despite voyeuristic tendency's, feels like a gooseberry and leaves the room
Come back........threesome time
Dave_Notts
PS sorry for hijack to OP........I am now leaving the room so it can get back on course
Oh bother, I'm washing my hair today
Sex God
all this man love in here today i'm suprised that b1okes not in the middle of the action :lol:
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Lizaleanrob
all this man love in here today i'm suprised that b1okes not in the middle of the action
Not seen him in a while now you mention
Sex God
Quote by Bluefish2009
all this man love in here today i'm suprised that b1okes not in the middle of the action
Not seen him in a while now you mention
no me neither shame he's a nice fella to
his posts are always funny and a pleasure to read
Warming the Bed
Interesting post on occasions I have come across people on the street asking for money, I tend not to give money but I have offered to buy them food but surprisingly some have rejected this offer!
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Interesting post on occasions I have come across people on the street asking for money, I tend not to give money but I have offered to buy them food but surprisingly some have rejected this offer!
Can't get high on food.
I can :thumbup: got to stop soon though :sad:
Quote by Bluefish2009
Interesting post on occasions I have come across people on the street asking for money, I tend not to give money but I have offered to buy them food but surprisingly some have rejected this offer!
Can't get high on food.
I can :thumbup: got to stop soon though :sad:
Your not starting to get a bit fat are you Blue? :lol:
Maybe you have THAT gene that others say they have.
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Interesting post on occasions I have come across people on the street asking for money, I tend not to give money but I have offered to buy them food but surprisingly some have rejected this offer!
Can't get high on food.
I can :thumbup: got to stop soon though :sad:
Your not starting to get a bit fat are you Blue? :lol:
Maybe you have THAT gene that others say they have.
Yes, its mainly due to the fact the hole in my mouth is bigger than the one in my ass
Sex God
Quote by kentswingers777
Fuck that was funny Blue...nearly done the coffee over the keyboard trick.
Runs off to check public liability insurance
Sex God
a trip into waterstones and browse round the true life crime section
will show that crime indeed does pay even when the criminal has long since ceased their activities :sticky:
will show that crime indeed does pay even when the criminal has long since ceased their activities :sticky:
