And I just wait, trying not to SOUND desparate!!
Mal
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Orgasminator
Hi Mal. Here's hoping you get a better response than we did on Sunday. Good luck honey xxx
, but the clock is ticking!!!!! :shock: Quote by HungryP
Its back to this whole 'having sex on a Tuesday ' thing isn't it?
I'm free on Tuesdays, in fact most days if that's any help (for the girlies though) ............. Lancashire is really close to Newcastle.............. isn't it????????????????
Wrong end of the stick, mate. She's referring to me and sex on Tuesdays. Longstanding joke! :lol:
Right ladies, my final act of enticement - I HAVE CHOCOLATE!!! :lol:
If that doesn't work, I'll have to keep my legs crossed until Saturday - which will make driving a tad tricky, but hey ho, these things happen!! :lol2:
Mal
Can I just say that Tuesday has turned out to be an eventful day. No success from my post, other than enjoying a bloody good laugh for a couple of days and God knows we need them . No joy from my ads either :cry: . However, I did answer someone else's ad and did manage to get a quickie this afternoon 
So all was not lost!!
Now in future if all the ladies would be good enough to clear their diaries every Tuesday for the next couple of months, so that should I present you with this astounding opportunity again, you will be able to take full advantage of it! :lol:
Have a lovely day, I am!! :lol:
Mal
. No joy from my ads either :cry: . However, I did answer someone else's ad and did manage to get a quickie this afternoon So all was not lost!!Now in future if all the ladies would be good enough to clear their diaries every Tuesday for the next couple of months, so that should I present you with this astounding opportunity again, you will be able to take full advantage of it! :lol:
Have a lovely day, I am!! :lol:
Mal
Sex God
can I book my consultation with the doctor on Saturday please?
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Sex God
Quote by mal
However, I did answer someone else's ad and did manage to get a quickie this afternoon
absolutely shameless bragging there mal!
well i am saving meself for saturday ((( mainly cos i've no feckin' option, but hey ho! ))) but i'm increasingly concerned all the girlies are already committed to the whole "shag for mal" thing, so where does that leave us eh? sat in a corner drinking bloody tea and eating jelly no doubt!
just feckin' greedy that is! :mad:n x x x ;)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
However, I did answer someone else's ad and did manage to get a quickie this afternoon
absolutely shameless bragging there mal!
well i am saving meself for saturday ((( mainly cos i've no feckin' option, but hey ho! ))) but i'm increasingly concerned all the girlies are already committed to the whole "shag for mal" thing, so where does that leave us eh? sat in a corner drinking bloody tea and eating jelly no doubt!
just feckin' greedy that is! :mad:n x x x ;)
No fecking choice indeed :roll:
You have done your fair share of bragging !
See my sig if you are not sure what I'm on about! :shock:
The 'shag for mal' campaign continues!
Hopes she is first on the appointment list as she doesnt want to see a tired doctor :twisted:
Sex God
sorry gem!
*hangs head in shame*
but hey i need all the help i can get!
n x x x
*hangs head in shame*
but hey i need all the help i can get!
n x x x
Sex God
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Quote by DreamerHelen
Don't worry Neil....I'd shag ya......
Oh, and you too Mal, just so you don't feel all left out and lonely..... :twisted:
Hmmm hmmm !!!
:? :lol: :lol: OH !! FFS!! The Shag for Mal Campaign isn't back on again is it ?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :?
:roll: :lol: :lol: :wink: 