Anyone fancy a quickie?

22 Nov 2004

Got a couple of hours free tomorrow afternoon (Tuesday) and would welcome the opportunity to meet up with someone. I could do a long list of my outstanding attributes, but unfortunately most of you already know them!! redface

And for that very same reason, you know this is a genuine request, not a piss take!
Obviously, as I am in the NorthWest, it would make sense that you are as well.
By the way, it may be called a quickie, but it will be a couple of hours of fun, especially for you!
mal
cool

PS - ad nos. 182657 and 182651 only on until tomorrow!

22 Nov 2004

Saving myself for Saturday!!!! :angel:

22 Nov 2004

My diary.... :small-print:
Tomorrow afternoon - shit loads on at work
Wednesday afternoon - bugger all on at work
Thursday afternoon - bugger all on at work til 5pm
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Ain't it just the way confused

22 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Saving myself for Saturday!!!! :angel:

Why? What's happening on Saturday? :shock:

Quote by bluexxx

My diary.... :small-print:
Tomorrow afternoon - shit loads on at work - my work whilst I'm out!
Wednesday afternoon - bugger all on at work - me doing your work, while you're out!
Thursday afternoon - bugger all on at work til 5pm - me doing everyone's work!
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Ain't it just the way :?

Ain't it just!! :shock:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
Why? What's happening on Saturday? :shock:

Dunno! :shock: Oh yeah, I'm getting some chairs :grin:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Why? What's happening on Saturday? :shock:

Dunno! :shock: Oh yeah, I'm getting some chairs :grin:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: (It's an 'injoke' folks - you would have to be there!!)
That's all well and good, but it's not getting me my quickie, is it!!!
Mal
(who actually doesn't 'do' quickies!!)

22 Nov 2004

Would love a 'quickie' but you are too far way.
I'm also saving myself for Saturday lol

22 Nov 2004

Quote by thedukereid
Wow,
Is everyone saving themselves for Saturday? It's still five days off, there's gonna be one hell of a lot of pent up sexual energy by then!
I think seismographs in Lancashire could be getting some inexplicable readings.
Michael

Actually, no, I'm not saving myself til Saturday! I have been training, eating lots of carbs etc, and I am confident that I have the stamina both to get through Saturday night alive, as well as shag my way through this week as well! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: . The problem is... I'm stuck at bloody work! evil

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
Would love a 'quickie' but you are too far way.
I'm also saving myself for Saturday

I'll check my appointments list for Saturday, then, Sarah :twisted:
Yep, first appointment is @ ,
then the first party game,
next appointment is @ and I may be able to fit you in sometime after that?
Would you like me to pencil you in, Sarah? :lol:
Mal
cool

22 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
Would love a 'quickie' but you are too far way.
I'm also saving myself for Saturday

I'll check my appointments list for Saturday, then, Sarah :twisted:
Yep, first appointment is @ ,
then the first party game,
next appointment is @ and I may be able to fit you in sometime after that?
Would you like me to pencil you in, Sarah? :lol:
Mal
cool

Oh yes pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, how long do I get??
also put me down for the orgy, while they are watching MOTD :lol: :lol:
Things have changed got to go to Gainsborough tomorrow morning now to visit a customer, is that near you?

22 Nov 2004

Runs off to check map bolt

Mal

22 Nov 2004

Bugger!!! Bit too far for a quickie, honey, but I'll find a slot for you on Saturday :twisted:
Mal
cool

22 Nov 2004

Its back to this whole 'having sex on a Tuesday ' thing isn't it? rolleyes

22 Nov 2004

Mal,
are you not saving yourself for saturday too? everyone knows you can't get shagged on tuesdays! lol

22 Nov 2004

Quote by thedukereid
maybe getting right to the edge and stopping. The orgasm you have after the days rest is usually pretty damned mind blowing.

Nah, I don't have the will power for games like that..... easy cum, easy go, that's me.... oh yeah, then fall asleep rolleyes

Yes.... perhaps it is back to the sex on Tuesdays thing... I hadn't thought of that....... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Its back to this whole 'having sex on a Tuesday ' thing isn't it?

I know, I know!! But last time was tremendous as TWO lovely ladies had the pleasure of my company!! My, how we laughed as we gorged ourselves on tea and scones!! :lol2:
Mal
cool

22 Nov 2004

:rotflmao: Tea and scones?!? are they better than sex on a Tuesday?

22 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
:rotflmao: Tea and scones?!? are they better than sex on a Tuesday?

Does anyone in the world actually drink tea? isn't it the vilest substance ever?
:crazy:

22 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
:rotflmao: Tea and scones?!? are they better than sex on a Tuesday?

As well as, not instead of!! passionkiss

Mal

22 Nov 2004

Sex on Tuesday FOLLOWED by tea and scones would be best. If you had the tea and scones before sex you'd be too full up to perform the rigours of indoor gymnastics without the possiblity of vomiting part way through. lol

:lol:

22 Nov 2004

Oh Jags, don't lower the tone of this high class thread!! :lol2:
Mal
cool

22 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
Oh Jags, don't lower the tone of this high class thread!! :lol2:
Mal

HIGH CLASS THREAD????? lol

Since when did a 'fancy a shag' thread become high class... even if the bloke wanting the shag is high class, which in this case is only highly debatable!
biggrin

:D

22 Nov 2004

I think this thread has gone slightly off topic, and as a moderator of this forum I have the duty to get it back on track..... so.....
WHO'S GONNA SHAG MAL TOMORROW????????

22 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
I think this thread has gone slightly off topic, and as a moderator of this forum I have the duty to get it back on track..... so.....
WHO'S GONNA SHAG MAL TOMORROW????????

Could we auction off a shag with Mal for Children in Need??? Or would that just be crass???
:P

22 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
I think this thread has gone slightly off topic, and as a moderator of this forum I have the duty to get it back on track..... so.....
WHO'S GONNA SHAG MAL TOMORROW????????

Could we auction off a shag with Mal for Children in Need??? Or would that just be crass???
:P
Not sure I could allow that - I could end up banning myself, then writing a snivelling, crawling, creeping email to myself, begging myself for forgiveness for not realising the Site rules actually meant me as well (they don't mention me by name!). Then, after giving myself a lot of thought, I would graciously accept my apology and unban myself, but with a stern warning not to shag for charity in the future.
Would that be ok? rotflmao

If it makes it any better for you all, I did contribute to that stupid yellow bear on Friday, but only to get him to sack Terry Wogan!
Mal
(Unshagged!)

22 Nov 2004

I'm not, er, saving myself up for Saturday. No way, I might get rusty! :twisted:
redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
bolt

22 Nov 2004

Can I just point out that the reference in the title of this thread to a 'quickie' does not refer to the actual act itself, but to the fact it would only take place on Tuesday afternoon and you would need to be quick in getting in touch.
It's also a shameless bump!! lol

Mal

23 Nov 2004

And unfortunately, this is another shameless bump!!! redface

Mal

23 Nov 2004

Come on ladies....... this is your big chance!!!!! Its Tuesday.. Mal's free...... (well if he was charging he'd be in trouble) And he's actually quite good as well!!! :twisted: lol

23 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
And he's actually quite good as well!!! :twisted:

I luurve you!! kiss

:kiss: You've just jumped right to the top of my Christmas card list!! :rose: . Special privileges for you on Saturday, my lovely!!
Mal
Feeling all warm now!!