I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
ha you should be so lucky! am sexy but an inch too short (understand that how u want) not bi and also miles away, why reply you might be asking...just to compliment you on u'r deliciuos butt...mmmm....very tasty
Quote by PoloLady I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
Would it be correct to infer from your ad that they dont need to have their own willy then ?
well I would love to say I fit all the criteria, but I m just out of range being from n/west (and depends also where being 30yrs old fits into the too young/old thing)
London isnt Liecester is it? But there are L's involved.... close enuff? posh? no.. stupid.. wellllll...errrm errr... LP londonplaything quitting while ahead!
Quote by PoloLady I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
Did someone shout my name i think i fit the bill, but the question is do you :shock: if you think i do, i would like to p.m you :twisted:
Question, Are you a sexy fella? Answer, Yes That was too easy PoloLady OK, OK my turn, now let me think of a hard one Question, In which year was the empire state building completed?
In a further reply well I’m single, 30something, not hairy, not too far away, not too stewpit or too posh, own teeth, hair (plus several wigs) and legs. I’m over 5 foot 8 (near to 6 foot in my heels) I’m bisexual, open minded I like clubs and groups, sunsets, music, candlelight, country walks, days at the beach, puppy dogs, the smell of freshly cut grass and the smell of fresh cooked bread, sunrises, holding hands, dreams, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, I’m not into yoga and have half a brain. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favourite things. Don’t know if this makes me a sexy fella? , but it sure as hell makes for a sexy tranny!
6 yrs too young,2 inches too short and not to far from you.....well one out of three aint bad,meatloaf only managed two if interested polo more than a pleasure to hear from ya hun
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv In a further reply well I’m single, 30something, not hairy, not too far away, not too stewpit or too posh, own teeth, hair (plus several wigs) and legs. I’m over 5 foot 8 (near to 6 foot in my heels) I’m bisexual, open minded I like clubs and groups, sunsets, music, candlelight, country walks, days at the beach, puppy dogs, the smell of freshly cut grass and the smell of fresh cooked bread, sunrises, holding hands, dreams, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, I’m not into yoga and have half a brain. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favourite things. Don’t know if this makes me a sexy fella? , but it sure as hell makes for a sexy tranny!
Quote by PoloLady I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ? Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ? Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx No No No No No! I insist you join in :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ? Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx No No No No No! I insist you join in :twisted: :shock: Yummy yummy Polo but............ can we change the criteria ? I need a very rich Estate Agent ........... who wants to sponsor my house sale :giggle: Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads So.... WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus. Is it too much to ask?
Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ? Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx just curious really, I can understand the coat, but why would you need to hold Polo's watch
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