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I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
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WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?
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so you dont want for much then !!
just wished i lived closer !!
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ha you should be so lucky! am sexy but an inch too short (understand that how u want) not bi and also miles away, why reply you might be asking...just to compliment you on u'r deliciuos butt...mmmm....very tasty biggrin
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well polo your not asking for a lot now rolleyes
lol sure all the men will be all other ya
rich
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Quote by PoloLady
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Would it be correct to infer from your ad that they dont need to have their own willy then ? smile
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well I would love to say I fit all the criteria, but I m just out of range being from n/west (and depends also where being 30yrs old fits into the too young/old thing)
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London isnt Liecester is it?
But there are L's involved.... close enuff?
posh? no.. stupid.. wellllll...errrm
errr...
LP
londonplaything
quitting while ahead!
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oh dear ....you could save time and look at the ads
:swingingchair:
tony
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oh dear ....you could save time and look at the ads
:swingingchair:
tony

Nah - something usually turns up eventually wink
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I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Did someone shout my name lol i think i fit the bill, but the question is do you :shock:
if you think i do, i would like to p.m you :twisted:
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hmmmmmm! sorry im not Bi an i live in cheshire hun confused
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Nah - something usually turns up eventually wink

Hehehe - if you're doin' it right, it oughta' !
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i fit all the criteria, although im only 19, which im guessing is going to put u off?
if not get in touch..xx
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hi love to meet up whith you phil
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I think that I match your description Polo. I'm bi curious too, which may help!
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Question, Are you a sexy fella?
Answer, Yes
That was too easy PoloLady
OK, OK my turn, now let me think of a hard one
Question, In which year was the empire state building completed?
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In a further reply well I’m single, 30something, not hairy, not too far away, not too stewpit lol or too posh, own teeth, hair (plus several wigs) and legs. I’m over 5 foot 8 (near to 6 foot in my heels) I’m bisexual, open minded I like clubs and groups, sunsets, music, candlelight, country walks, days at the beach, puppy dogs, the smell of freshly cut grass and the smell of fresh cooked bread, sunrises, holding hands, dreams, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, I’m not into yoga and have half a brain. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favourite things.
Don’t know if this makes me a sexy fella? , but it sure as hell makes for a sexy tranny! wink
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think i may fit your description...1'm 38,6ft tall,all my own hair and teeth,love experimenting and up for anything.......let me know..Steve xx
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think i may fit your description...1'm 38,6ft tall,all my own hair and teeth,love experimenting and up for anything.......let me know..Steve xx
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6 yrs too young,2 inches too short and not to far from you.....well one out of three aint bad,meatloaf only managed two lol if interested polo more than a pleasure to hear from ya hun 69position
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hi love to meet up whith you phil

I am not phil rolleyes
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In a further reply well I’m single, 30something, not hairy, not too far away, not too stewpit lol or too posh, own teeth, hair (plus several wigs) and legs. I’m over 5 foot 8 (near to 6 foot in my heels) I’m bisexual, open minded I like clubs and groups, sunsets, music, candlelight, country walks, days at the beach, puppy dogs, the smell of freshly cut grass and the smell of fresh cooked bread, sunrises, holding hands, dreams, Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, I’m not into yoga and have half a brain. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens, Brown paper packages tied up with string, These are a few of my favourite things.
Don’t know if this makes me a sexy fella? , but it sure as hell makes for a sexy tranny! wink

I like you - you got style! :wink:
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I love the way guys feel compelled to tell you they don't meet the criteria rolleyes dunno :doh:
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i have pm'd you!
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Quote by PoloLady
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by PoloLady
I love the way guys feel compelled to tell you they don't meet the criteria rolleyes dunno :doh:

Bloody chancers!! lol
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Quote by blonde
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No No No No No!
I insist you join in :twisted:
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Quote by PoloLady
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No No No No No!
I insist you join in :twisted:
:shock: Yummy yummy Polo kiss
but............ can we change the criteria ?
I need a very rich Estate Agent ........... who wants to sponsor my house sale :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by blonde
I can't be arsed to hunt through the photo ads
So....
WLTM sexy fellas, over 5'8", not too old and not too young, not too stupid and not too posh, open minded, likes groups and clubs, not too far away (I am in Leicester), knows what they are doing sex-wise, not apeishly hairy, own teeth - eyes and legs, is actually single (for availablility reasons) and bi-sexual would be a bonus.
Is it too much to ask?

Polo ............. As you know I am not a fella .............. and I live bluddy miles away ..... but can I hold your coat ?? ......... and watch ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

just curious really, I can understand the coat, but why would you need to hold Polo's watch dunno