eligable young horny stud to join us in Manchester

22 Oct 2004

well i'd offer to prove it but that wouldn't be very nice would it lol

22 Oct 2004

my farts dont smell of anything cos i dont fart!!!!!!!!!!!!
you lot are poor excuses for ladies if you fart! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Oct 2004

ok which one of you said i was a lady...i'll get ya !!

22 Oct 2004

Quote by chris goodchild
hi there take no notice of jags there is no job for him here every where i read messages jags is always slagging everyone off im supprised the other mods have not noticed this you carry on as you are ok

Chris
you haven't the slightest idea of how much work the Mods do and certainly not Jags. You can't even get her gender right!! Some people on here contribute and others just take. Where do you stand, Chris? What have you done to make this site what it is? What exactly are 'us Mods' supposed to have noticed about Jags that warrants any concern? If you feel that Jags was being unduly harsh with someone, why didn't you come to their support then instead of a generalisation which could seem that she has a go at everyone.
Always a good idea to pause before reaching for the keyboard, Chris. you never know what you might release.
Mal

22 Oct 2004

from people cheating to women farting... this has been a hi-jack and a half... lol

:lol:
sean xxxxxxxx

22 Oct 2004

lol honest farting tho confused

22 Oct 2004

Women don't fart cos they never stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure.
Steve

22 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Women don't fart cos they never stop talking long enough to build up enough pressure.
Steve

:shock: :shock: :shock: I haven't done this for AGES but I can feel a Jags Slap coming up... it's gurgling through my system and my arm is twitching!!
lol

:lol: :lol:

22 Oct 2004

sniff

i dont talk much either!
rolleyes

22 Oct 2004

ahh...!!!!!
the poor fella just wanted a fcuk, but he's been subject to an intense prying of his moral values and is now having to read about all your anal activity!!!
I hope you take care when engaging in more private activities!!! 69position

J

22 Oct 2004

The problem here is that Bograt has only partly understood the idea behind the forum. He puts his case across well, is reasonably articulate and therefore expects results.
However this is basically a micronism of real life, you walk in to a bar and announce that â€œ I,m cheating with brothers partner and want someone to help meâ€. The responses are going to be far worse than those on here
Its entertaining though isnt it?

22 Oct 2004

Extremely!!
perhaps we could use this as an 'honesty' thread.
Hi, my name's Jay... I'm 22 and curious about the swinging world. However, I am NOT a :swingingchair: and if my missus found out I checked this site out most nights, she would kill me :boxing: as it would be very difficult to explain that I have no interest in doing anything.
Doesn't quite work does it??!!... although, perhaps a non-swingers anonymous.......
Oh well.... back to you Bograt!

22 Oct 2004

Hi
I've got ther morals of an alley cat - my wife is unaware of this because, and its not my fault, she doesnt understand what a real man wants, but please shag me because I have got a cock.
Please moderators dont have a go at me - I'm a newbie - we're all swingers aremt we?

22 Oct 2004

lets get back on to the subject
is there any 1 out there who can help this cpl ????
if i could i would
its no strings sex at the end of the day
good luck jo xx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by bograt
I appreciate what your saying but feel it a little incensitive to judge on fact of trust Yes I am cheating which I aint proud of and it's not with my best friends girl it's with my brothers girlfriend. .

That says more about you than about the people on this site.
After those few words I had no need to read further, an I am quite sure a lot of the members of this site will feel the same. If your brother can not trust you or his girl friend, need I say more.
I wounder what your brother would say, why not ask him if he would like to join in.
TS

22 Oct 2004

Your/e right ginger - just trying to help in a non helpful sarcastic pssed up sort of way

23 Oct 2004

Every now and again one of these takes off and becomes a whole new life form... and I love it!
Er... rolleyes

He wanted someone to shag his girlfriend, didn't he?
Sorry... got the wring tackle and Manchester is too far to go for a fuck anyway.
But at least we've established who can fart, who can't, and who had better duck from Jags' handbag.
Hxx

23 Oct 2004

HANDBAG???? :shock:
I do hope you can hear it said in my very best 'Importance of being Ernest' manner???

:rotflmao:

23 Oct 2004

Contoversy Yehhhhh :twisted: rolleyes

:roll: What about burps Sorry for upsetting the apple cart redface

ops: Honest.
I had always been the trustworthy and loyal type, until a few years ago when I was at an Xmas party and gave one of the volunteers a hug and asked how she was sexy ( as she had just come out of hospital ) The next thing I new I lost my job for alleged sexual harrasment my wife decided she didn't trust me anymore and watches my every move to this day I was shit on from a great hight and to add insult to injory I saw the girl i'd given the hug to and asked why she had told lies which finally got me sacked from a highly paid job in Manchester, and she smiled at me and said " Cos I hate Scousers " This is not an attempt to justify my present actions but just a snippet of how and why I changed ( violins, violins )..
I am truely sorry if what I am doing offends anyone on here but hay whats life for if not for living.
Oh well think this topic needs closing now. When my girlfriend finally decides what she wants to do I'll post again.