hi everyone im new to this can anyone give me any tips

14 Oct 2004

hi there and thanks for helping me out
my name cane from manchester and im new to the internet
but to my luck i came across this site
there are so very very very sexy ladys in there.
i really am in heaven
but thanks again any tips,
it will help out alot
hope to see some of you soon
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
cane
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14 Oct 2004

ello and welcome to the forums
ya have so much fun in here

14 Oct 2004

Hi cane; :welcome: to the swinging heaven. There's some really good tips in the Advice section of the website.

14 Oct 2004

hiya cane
:welcome: to the site.
i don't often give advice, cos it's usually rubbish and just plain wrong, but since you asked . . .

Suck the eyes from attacking zombies using a Black & Decker "Dustbuster." The zombies will then wander aimlessly and can be dispatched by the more usual methods at a more leisurely pace.

Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding under the covers.

Foil pick pockets by placing a freshly toasted "Pop Tart" in each pocket. Would-be thieves will quickly rupture the fragile pastry and receive nasty finger burns from the steaming hot jam inside.

in all seriousness now, which again is something i don't often do, click these links. very good advice on these threads mate!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
have fun
neil x x x ;)