CAN"T CUM YOU GIRLS OUT THERE? i could help you good looking 29yr old straight guy 5ft 11 13st looking for good looking girl 18-34yrs size 8-12 for very naughty and discreet session(s) who seriously gets turned on by makin you cum loves to use long tongue and 10" tool located will travel 15/20 miles
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NEED AN ORGASAM
Sex God
10" tool
Someone was looking for a tools to mend a hoover the other day :twisted :twisted:
Someone was looking for a tools to mend a hoover the other day :twisted :twisted:
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CAN"T CUM YOU GIRLS OUT THERE? i could help you good looking 29yr old straight guy 5ft 11 13st looking for good looking girl 18-34yrs size 8-12 for very naughty and discreet session(s) who seriously gets turned on by makin you cum loves to use long tongue and 10" tool located will travel 15/20 miles
you can travel 15-20 miles out of west yorkshire? which bit of it? Isnt it quite a big place?
And why would I believe you could make me CUM when so many others fail?
Because you have a long tongue and a big dick?
If only it were always that simple...........
good luck ..
Sex God
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Is that like a Dyson?? :shock:
Mal
You mean a bagless vacuum, similar but you are a bloke, do blokes know how to use these things!
The other thing to do to have an orgasm (so I understand) from others on this site, is to sit on top of the washing machine when it is on spin cycle.
i'd like to see the front of that onedream on, the front is reserved for the special people in my life.
Sex God
I've got a pet elephant. I bet his tongue is longer. lol.
Come on Roaster, we know you can do better than this. Use your sales executive experience and sell yourself to these lovely gals. Otherwise it is just going to be what Sarah says. Dream on?
Come on Roaster, we know you can do better than this. Use your sales executive experience and sell yourself to these lovely gals. Otherwise it is just going to be what Sarah says. Dream on?
Sex God
Poor us, we won't sleep tonight for worrying
Sex God
Roaster you might want to consider not using capital letters in here for the whole of your post, it's rude because it's like shouting 
Sex God
Now thats a start. I'm not sure what kind of things you are a sales executive for but do you really think being vague and undescriptive would be a good selling point?
How many on this site do you think have a really long tongue? 10'' tool, or even a 10 '' cock for that matter? If you think it is just you then you need to do some market research.
Just some little pointers.
How many on this site do you think have a really long tongue? 10'' tool, or even a 10 '' cock for that matter? If you think it is just you then you need to do some market research.
Just some little pointers.
Sex God
Pah. You try and help and you end up speaking out of your arse. Oh well.
I'm off back to the fake thread that doesn't exsist.
I'm off back to the fake thread that doesn't exsist.
Sex God
Roaster, I hope you can give orgasms better than you can spell them
Sex God
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Sorry Oscar Wilde forgot i was supposed to be writing a book
Are you? You'd better get on with it then.
Sex God
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Sorry Oscar Wilde forgot i was supposed to be writing a book
i am not surprised oscar wilde forgot you were writing a book - he is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
roaster,
I think you had better take note, as there are now 2 mods help advising you.
Frecklebird, do you think this is the same guy who escaped from down south the other week, the one who had 10 foot and was blocking out the sun shine
I think you had better take note, as there are now 2 mods help advising you.
Frecklebird, do you think this is the same guy who escaped from down south the other week, the one who had 10 foot and was blocking out the sun shine
Sex God
Sarah it could well be, is it sunny down south at the moment? Because it's definitely very cloudy here
