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Sex God
Quote by roaster
Moderator sales has nothing to do with writing standards its speaking that can be understood something you don't find much of in Lancashire
Really? Well, at least in Lancs we know when to use commas
Sex God
Roaster you need to be nice to the ones who have 'moderator' written under their name. They get to boot you off the site :shock:
Sex God
keeping in with the oscar wilde theme.....
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Oscar Wilde
Quote by SunBunny
And why would I believe you could make me CUM when so many others fail?
That sounds like a challenge, do I get a goldfish as a prize if I win?
Quote by Sarah1448dream on, the front is reserved for the special people in my life.
i'd like to see the front of that one
I went to a special school, does that make me special enough?
Orgasm.. hold on mate <goes to cocktail cabinet>.. that's one part Baileys, one part Cointreau and 2 parts vodka.. or is it two parts Baileys, 1 part vodka and 2 parts Cointreau... oh, ok, got it - it's the first, over ice!
I hope this helps - you may thank me by going down on both knees and giving me an orgasm of my very own :shock:
I hope this helps - you may thank me by going down on both knees and giving me an orgasm of my very own :shock:
Sex God
I think that God in creating Man(roaster) somewhat overestimated his ability.
oscar wilde
Sex God
Correction. You should be nice to all. We all started to help after you put in, what seems to be your 'first' post. But if you can't act civil at least know when to be curtious.
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Orgasm.. hold on mate <goes to cocktail cabinet>.. that's one part Baileys, one part Cointreau and 2 parts vodka.. or is it two parts Baileys, 1 part vodka and 2 parts Cointreau... oh, ok, got it - it's the first, over ice!
I hope this helps - you may thank me by going down on both knees and giving me an orgasm of my very own :shock:
That's not an orgasm, that's a Screaming Orgasm
Sex God
Quote by roaster
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,enough commas! who give's a toss about commas anyway get a life oscar you saddo
lol
we have dealt with your posts.. only need a personality transplant and you are sorted!
Sex God
Quote by roaster
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,enough commas! who give's a toss about commas anyway get a life oscar you saddo
The same ones who give a toss about bloody apostrophes chucked in willy nilly
Sex God
Quote by roaster
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,enough commas! who give's a toss about commas anyway get a life oscar you saddo
Oscar is dead, long live Blue..... who has magic buttons
Sex God
:shock: Do your buttons do tricks?
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,enough commas! who give's a toss about commas anyway get a life oscar you saddo
Oscar is dead, long live Blue..... who has magic buttons
awwwwww
i was just starting to bond with oscar!
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: Do your buttons do tricks?
Yes. They ban dickheads....... thinking of no-one specific, I might just test the banning button out very soon
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
Comes back in again........Blue does the magic button trick.......all is well again.....for now!
Aw, I've not done the trick yet, I'm lying in wait for a good time
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
:shock: Do your buttons do tricks?
Yes. They ban dickheads....... thinking of no-one specific, I might just test the banning button out very soon
Sorry Blue I promise to be good from now on
Sex God
i think instead of being banned, they should be put into a cage and kept as the SH pet!
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i think instead of being banned, they should be put into a cage and kept as the SH pet!
What along with the 2 Blue caught a few months back in her garden and keeps in her shed :shock: :twisted:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i think instead of being banned, they should be put into a cage and kept as the SH pet!
ROFLMAO
Seconded - Blue - if we put him in a cage what would you do with him?
I'd collect 10 of him and make a lady suit out of his skin.. oh, that's been done before apparently....
Sex God
OK, roaster, I won't ban you.... you're fun.... You're the new SH gimp. OK?
Sex God
Quote by slave Dave
Roaster, not only can't you spell, have no concept of grammar, but you are so thick that you don't know when the urine is being extracted. Perhaps it's you who needs to get a life
God I'm confused now :cry:
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
:shock: Do your buttons do tricks?
Yes. They ban dickheads....... thinking of no-one specific, I might just test the banning button out very soon
Sorry Blue I promise to be good from now on
How boring would that be!
I am good Dave, have you ever seen me be naughty?
OK so I'm boring
Sex God
WBB puts on her "of mice and men" voice..
i will keep him and love him and promise not to squeeze him too tight!!!!!!
i will keep him and love him and promise not to squeeze him too tight!!!!!!
