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CAN"T CUM YOU GIRLS OUT THERE? i could help you good looking 29yr old straight guy 5ft 11 13st looking for good looking girl 18-34yrs size 8-12 for very naughty and discreet session(s) who seriously gets turned on by makin you cum loves to use long tongue and 10" tool located will travel 15/20 miles
10" tool
Someone was looking for a tools to mend a hoover the other day :twisted :twisted:
Yeah i like mending hoovers too
PUSSY HOOVERS
By the way sarah of nice ass! i'd like to see the front of that one
Is that like a Dyson?? :shock:
Mal
wink
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CAN"T CUM YOU GIRLS OUT THERE? i could help you good looking 29yr old straight guy 5ft 11 13st looking for good looking girl 18-34yrs size 8-12 for very naughty and discreet session(s) who seriously gets turned on by makin you cum loves to use long tongue and 10" tool located will travel 15/20 miles

you can travel 15-20 miles out of west yorkshire? which bit of it? Isnt it quite a big place?
And why would I believe you could make me CUM when so many others fail?
Because you have a long tongue and a big dick?
If only it were always that simple...........
good luck .. wink
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Is that like a Dyson?? :shock:
Mal
wink

You mean a bagless vacuum, similar but you are a bloke, do blokes know how to use these things!
The other thing to do to have an orgasm (so I understand) from others on this site, is to sit on top of the washing machine when it is on spin cycle. rolleyes rolleyes
i'd like to see the front of that one
dream on, the front is reserved for the special people in my life. wink
I LIVE IN HUDDERSFIELD BUT YOU HAVE"NT SEEN HOW LONG THIS TONGUE IS
I've got a pet elephant. I bet his tongue is longer. lol.
Come on Roaster, we know you can do better than this. Use your sales executive experience and sell yourself to these lovely gals. Otherwise it is just going to be what Sarah says. Dream on?
Poor us, we won't sleep tonight for worrying rolleyes
SHAME THAT ONE SARAH
WISH I WAS SPECIAL
xx JOE
STOP shouting - it's rude.
Mal
Roaster you might want to consider not using capital letters in here for the whole of your post, it's rude because it's like shouting confused
Sorry people
Now thats a start. I'm not sure what kind of things you are a sales executive for but do you really think being vague and undescriptive would be a good selling point?
How many on this site do you think have a really long tongue? 10'' tool, or even a 10 '' cock for that matter? If you think it is just you then you need to do some market research.
Just some little pointers. wink
Comes into see what's going on........but can't be arsed to say anything so leaves!
Mattmoleman how come you've got 2 large dimples above your arse there like craters looks like a face or is it? less of the sales gaffs please
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's entertainment. I am supposed to be working.
Girls want more than a long tongue and a big dick and whatever it is you sell, I hope its going well......................
Pah. You try and help and you end up speaking out of your arse. Oh well. confused
I'm off back to the fake thread that doesn't exsist. wink
Sunnybunny does that mean your on the scive then and getting paid for it
nice one like your style
Roaster, I hope you can give orgasms better than you can spell them rolleyes
Sorry Oscar Wilde forgot i was supposed to be writing a book
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Sorry Oscar Wilde forgot i was supposed to be writing a book

Are you? You'd better get on with it then.
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Sorry Oscar Wilde forgot i was supposed to be writing a book

No, just writing in a way that can be understood. I can't believe you are anything to do with sales when you write like that! The standards these days!!!
Mal
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Sunnybunny does that mean your on the scive then and getting paid for it
nice one like your style

No mate. If I dont work I dont get paid. I work hours to suit, from home. I am no skiver.
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Sorry Oscar Wilde forgot i was supposed to be writing a book

i am not surprised oscar wilde forgot you were writing a book - he is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!
roaster,
I think you had better take note, as there are now 2 mods help advising you.
Frecklebird, do you think this is the same guy who escaped from down south the other week, the one who had 10 foot and was blocking out the sun shine lol
Moderator sales has nothing to do with writing standards its speaking that can be understood something you don't find much of in Lancashire
Sarah it could well be, is it sunny down south at the moment? Because it's definitely very cloudy here confused
Seems to me that there is a 5ft 11, 13st tool on the loose!