30 YO male looking for some bondage fun this weekend in the Stoke area, any ladies interested?
are you any relation of completeandutter?
oh just some lad i met when i went out dogging, he was with his brother rightsmelly
:-)
PHEW THATS OK THEN, which one of the Bastards are you then?
mate ive dragged this to the top of the list several times for you, i wish you well but im afraid if you had asked for just fun without the bondage you may have been just a bit luckier, we are having a dogging drout in the midlands at the moment all the ladies have been spoilt by a fella called Alan, now theyve had him the rest of us arent worthy, times are hard and special measures are needed, try offering a mc flurry, it has been known to work occasionaly.
good luck
alans lovely...and anyway im not into bastards. had my fair share in the past.
Just to clarify......are you looking to tie someone up or be the one who is tied up?
Tell me ...if bondage is performed by a qualified nurse .....does it become Bandage???
in Japan its Bondsi, i think
youll have to ask the ladies, i tell ya he is the man , aint that right Alan, well actually he might not be , just the fact that he bungs me a few quid for saying that shouldnt cloud my judgment should it?
well, for a start.. he's called alan.. and not mrbastard. name puts me off a bit. but thats just me..some gals like bastards. but not this one.
maybe thats where your going wrong me owed mucka, change your user name to something less offensive, like saddam or osama , it may just do the trick
LOL, nah that's my name and I'm sticking with it! Besides I can be a bastard sometimes... :shock:
i like gentlemen.. just like ALAN. hes num 1. all the girls around here have had him.
That's ok, I'm not into doing everyone I bump into, I'm very particular.
i tell ya you wont find anyone that lucks better than willing when shes trussed up like a chicken , plump firm breasts and finger licking good legs, if you cover her in a special sauce she loves it all the better.
Midlander,
I'm sure I won't, but I need to connect on a mental level with the right person and so far she doesn't seem to be right for me. Good job I suppose cus she isn't interested anyways! lol
well there you go then... calling yourself mr bastard..saying you are sometimes a bastard and now saying you are very particular.
hope you find what your looking for. good luck..i think you will need it.
willing you up for sesh next week with me instead?
:shock: Blatant hijacking of my thread!!! LOL
YOUR DAMNED RIGHT IT IS IM QUITE AN OPPORTUNISTIC BASTARD AT TIMES, WHOOPS CAPS -- LOCK ON, sorry, but at least it keeps your post live and kicking mate.