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28 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i think there is nothing like doing a job where u feel really appreciated.
something like...... the "wringer outer" for a one armed window cleaner

Or the bra fitter for WBB. Very satisfying me thinks!!! passionkiss

Off to check the ad section!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

28 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Billionaire Philanthropist me. But I'd really like to help Corrie with her cleaning business - think of the possibilities...... :!:

Well maybe if I get enough interest one day I will take this seriously you know because there is money in cleaning. Strangely enough I dont mind the thought of it. Am I sad? No dont answer that :twisted: :twisted:

28 Oct 2004

I need a cleaner but was hoping for one of those naked male jobbies. I've got plenty of places he could use his feather duster on.
Now Corrie, there is money to be made at that!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

28 Oct 2004

An escort cleaning agency even lol all services cleaned lol

28 Oct 2004

I have two very different desires, career-wise - I've always wanted to do voice overs for adverts OR be a pole dancer!

28 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
i think there is nothing like doing a job where u feel really appreciated.
something like...... the "wringer outer" for a one armed window cleaner

Or the bra fitter for WBB. Very satisfying me thinks!!! passionkiss

Off to check the ad section!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
and underpaid! lol

kisses back at ya hun x xx x

28 Oct 2004

28 Oct 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I need a cleaner but was hoping for one of those naked male jobbies. I've got plenty of places he could use his feather duster on.
Now Corrie, there is money to be made at that!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

I can get naked but I'd have to be careful that a certain appendage doesn't get sucked up the hoover - I'd have a face like Kilroy-Silk just after he'd eaten a lemon.(Boy did I have trouble working that one in!)

28 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
On your bike mate - when I say A cleaning business I would run it you could be the scrubber :twisted: :twisted:

Heh heh the business plan's coming together nicely. We'll call it "scrubbers r us". We'll need an additional scrubber to start, cos I'm so crap at cleaning redface

28 Oct 2004

I would like to be one of those people that make up The Dear Deidrie problems lol

28 Oct 2004

Tune wrote:

I can get naked but I'd have to be careful that a certain appendage doesn't get sucked up the hoover - I'd have a face like Kilroy-Silk just after he'd eaten a lemon

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
....good one Tune!
Mike.

28 Oct 2004

I'd like to be a pole and lap dancer(I did once have a group of male friends convienced I was was only when they had a whip round to come and see me that I had to tell them the truth).....or I've always thought that ther is a niche in the market to open a club with the "larger lady" doing the I'm sure there are many men out ther who appreciate the fuller figure........ :twisted: :twisted:

28 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
I can get naked but I'd have to be careful that a certain appendage doesn't get sucked up the hoover - I'd have a face like Kilroy-Silk just after he'd eaten a lemon.(Boy did I have trouble working that one in!)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would love to have a job like those holiday presenters!! All those wonderful places, and all you gotta do is talk about it for 10 mins .......... and get paid to do it! :shock: :bounce:

28 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
if you could choose something different as a job what would it be?

I'd be a waiter at an Ann Summers party rotflmao

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Countess
I'd like to be a pole and lap dancer

Find the right man, and you can get two in one blow (as it were)... lol

Quote by Countess
I'm sure there are many men out ther who appreciate the fuller figure........ :twisted: :twisted:

...no, no - no other men - just me. ;)
~Reese! surprised

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Id love to be a writer but as i'm crap at it its not likely to ever happen

Don't say never - and how do you know you're crap?
Ooops - am I talking to you or me?!!1 lol

I'd love to be a witer too. And I will be one day when I grow up.

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Countess
or I've always thought that ther is a niche in the market to open a club with the "larger lady" doing the I'm sure there are many men out ther who appreciate the fuller figure........ :twisted: :twisted:

I could do that - with a firmly reinforced pole - I'm certain I could fill this niche

28 Oct 2004

To write: that's all I've ever wanted to do.
I've dabbled for many years: enough to know that it is a hard and unforgiving craft. But, the occasional thing published makes it worthwhile- in every sense except financially.
It's also enabled me to meet enough seriously, nay, awsomely talented people who can't break in to the market. So what chance I? Well, serendipity plays a big part, as does keeping going. So, keep up the day job and carry on typing....maybe this one is THE one.....
It will happen one day.......