yes im a gob shite i admit it. super human rambler with 964 posts.
help me get to a 1000 today ok
so come on then
talk to me boys and girls, dont be shy. come on come on :grin:
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Orgasminator
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Orgasminator
Quote by rachel-lane
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i will be on my best behaviour at sparkle so no drinking ..no seriously ...i mean it i do
but i might just have a few guniness and tia maria's on my mind
as for the cock tails well that could be another story :wink:
Quote by postie
Rache,
So how's u babe ???
im really well blondie over the moon with certain things
i think "certain things" is a bit vague...and certainly not like you.... what are you hiding??? Have you suddenly learnt to be coy?
personal life postie :wink: :wink:
ok im hiding this big sausage.....
in the fridge might have it for tea later
Sex God
Rachel,
You do relise that it is quality and not quanity????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You do relise that it is quality and not quanity????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Orgasminator
Quote by rachel-lane
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i will be on my best behaviour at sparkle so no drinking ..no seriously ...i mean it i do
but i might just have a few guniness and tia maria's on my mind
as for the cock tails well that could be another story :wink:
So a Maria on your mind, cocktails in hand, what will be your plan for the evening or will both of them keep you more than entertained?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Orgasminator
Rachel
Are you planning an all day session at sparkle or just attending the evening?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Are you planning an all day session at sparkle or just attending the evening?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
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Rachel would you like to stroke my ferret?
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does it bite or spit i hate spitting ferrets
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
ok Rachel,
What are you gonna be wearing at Sparkle?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i have no idea. probably bugger all apart from abit of gaffer tape, and a ribbon, any ideas?
Sounds a fine plan to me, but what about drinks for the day / evening?
Cocktails?
Or just forget the tails
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
i will be on my best behaviour at sparkle so no drinking ..no seriously ...i mean it i do
but i might just have a few guniness and tia maria's on my mind
as for the cock tails well that could be another story :wink:
So a Maria on your mind, cocktails in hand, what will be your plan for the evening or will both of them keep you more than entertained?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
oh going to be well and truly busy all weekend :twisted:
:twisted: bring it on
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane
help me get to a 1000 today ok
:
Why?
Quote by Libra+Love
Hiya babe,
Is there space in your bed:shock...I mean your apartment for me to join you at sparkle?
oh your comming then ?
of course
ohh im fully booked now
I have a friend who'd like to share expenses, if you'll have us :twisted:
your both down :wink: will be a good night and first time in the village for you eh :wink: just dont go molesting the pretty boys ....................thats my job ..or do i feel another tag team comming on lol
Don't do it Rachel!!! All downhill from 1000, I should know now passed 2000 ;)
Hehe, will give you one more post if you know what the Red Switches on top left of concordes engineers panel in the cockpit (wonderful word) are for? No one on PM of the week has got that one so far
(Suppose also you can have the post anyway, as you could post who knows, or even cares... hmmm... ahh well ;) )
Hehe, will give you one more post if you know what the Red Switches on top left of concordes engineers panel in the cockpit (wonderful word) are for? No one on PM of the week has got that one so far
(Suppose also you can have the post anyway, as you could post who knows, or even cares... hmmm... ahh well ;) )
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Don't do it Rachel!!! All downhill from 1000, I should know now passed 2000 ;)
Hehe, will give you one more post if you know what the Red Switches on top left of concordes engineers panel in the cockpit (wonderful word) are for? No one on PM of the week has got that one so far
(Suppose also you can have the post anyway, as you could post who knows, or even cares... hmmm... ahh well ;) )
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you think i have the money to travel on concord
oh yea they dont fly anymore.wheres that museum that holds one. be right back i'll just go and have a look at the red button oujimeflip fingy duffer control pannal fingy
stay there yea 2 secs brb
Quote by tallnhairy
Don't do it Rachel!!! All downhill from 1000, I should know now passed 2000 ;)
Hehe, will give you one more post if you know what the Red Switches on top left of concordes engineers panel in the cockpit (wonderful word) are for? No one on PM of the week has got that one so far
(Suppose also you can have the post anyway, as you could post who knows, or even cares... hmmm... ahh well ;) )
The red switch is to stop the control station from burning up and costing the special effects budget a lot of money, press the other red button (one and the same coz the budget is rubbish) and the control station blows up
taken from:
PINK DWARF
Series 1, Episode 2: Lightspeed
Written by Sylvester Fox
Based on 'Red Dwarf' created by Rob Grant and Doug
Naylor
This work (C) 1997 Sylvester Fox
:lol: :lol: By the way Rachel........keep the posts coming, like your style
kaz xx
Quote by MikeNorth
help me get to a 1000 today ok
:
Why?
if i told you mike i would have to kill you. and i really dont want to kill you.
do ya feel lucky punk ? do ya? make my day baby
that reminds me of a joke i know
whats the differance between dirty harry and anal sex?
dirty harry will make your day
and anal sex will make your whole week
ahhh its a cracker, its the way i tell em
Rachel.... seeing as you're off to the Big Gay Village , I presume you will no doubt be strolling down Canal Street at some point....
.... now if I remember right , some wags used to alter the street name.... but i can't recall what they deleted to make it funny..... could you enlighten us all please????
.... now if I remember right , some wags used to alter the street name.... but i can't recall what they deleted to make it funny..... could you enlighten us all please????
