I've just been sat reading a few of the stories on here.. some very good ones too may I add :rascal: I notice a lot of them start off like, and this is a condensed example.. "I carried a parcel in for her and she asked me to take it upstairs for her. I put it down for her, turned around and she was naked. "Fuck me now", she said..." And so it goes on... There's been a couple of times where I've had a very raunchy gas meter reader in my house and with having a vivid imagination, would have loved it to progress into one of those types of scenario. However I wouldn't dream of doing it incase I got a big fat knock back! Have any of you had any encounters like this? Have you ever stopped yourself in a scenario with potential fearing the big fat knock back? Would love to hear your views xx
Yeah.. If you did do something like that and randomly strip off naked.. it if 'pulled off' lol it'd be great! But getting a knock back butt naked would be something you'd take to the grave ey lol
I suffer dreadfully from this to the point that I don't approach people in case I get knocked back. There are a number of things I would love to try in the swinging arena but just can't ask because my nerves get the better of me ops: I'm generally quite confident and don't come across as shy but the fear of rejection really puts me off!
Quote by Calista I suffer dreadfully from this to the point that I don't approach people in case I get knocked back. There are a number of things I would love to try in the swinging arena but just can't ask because my nerves get the better of me ops: I'm generally quite confident and don't come across as shy but the fear of rejection really puts me off!
Me too... I've got loads of things I'd love to try and I fantasise about especially when I'm horny. But in reality I've only so far done quite regular stuff lol
Approaches of a sexual nature have always been pretty much of a mystery to me. When I was younger it was called "making a pass". I used to wonder how on earth one "made a pass" at someone - it sounded more to me like a bullfighter waving his cape at a bull! I've never ever had an event (or an instashag as we might call it) like we read in those stories, but at least internet forums like these, and swinging clubs, offer potential for those who are crap at reading the (supposed) visual signs.
Quote by MikeNorth Approaches of a sexual nature have always been pretty much of a mystery to me. When I was younger it was called "making a pass". I used to wonder how on earth one "made a pass" at someone - it sounded more to me like a bullfighter waving his cape at a bull! I've never ever had an event (or an instashag as we might call it) like we read in those stories, but at least internet forums like these, and swinging clubs, offer potential for those who are crap at reading the (supposed) visual signs.
I think in normal day to day situations, it would take someone to strip off bollock naked and say "fuck me" for me to read the signs lol
Quote by Calista I suffer dreadfully from this to the point that I don't approach people in case I get knocked back. There are a number of things I would love to try in the swinging arena but just can't ask because my nerves get the better of me ops: I'm generally quite confident and don't come across as shy but the fear of rejection really puts me off!
I was like you, but if you don't ask you don't get, and if you don't get you always wonder. If you need tips my pm box is <<<<<<<<<that way
Its something i do quite regularly (ok very often) never had a knock back yet having said that though it is about reading the signs, have a bit of banter with the person, drop sex lightly into the conversation if they pick up on it take it further, if not leave it be. I can usually tell after a few minutes if they are "up for it" Although ive never stripped naked for someone on the off chance and if i didnt think they "were up for it" i wouldnt even attempt it Dunno if im making much sence here or not but for me alot of it is in the banter and reading between the lines small list of .... workmen (electricians, builders, decorators,.....) milkmen door to door reps meter readers post man telephone line installer man home delivery people ..
I have to say that I disagree with medic. At one point I was considering working for a home delivery company with part of the attraction being the hope that I might get the occasional offer. Tan is right about reading the signs and dropping hints in to the converstion.
Quote by TanKinky Its something i do quite regularly (ok very often) never had a knock back yet having said that though it is about reading the signs, have a bit of banter with the person, drop sex lightly into the conversation if they pick up on it take it further, if not leave it be. I can usually tell after a few minutes if they are "up for it" Although ive never stripped naked for someone on the off chance and if i didnt think they "were up for it" i wouldnt even attempt it Dunno if im making much sence here or not but for me alot of it is in the banter and reading between the lines small list of .... workmen (electricians, builders, decorators,.....) milkmen door to door reps meter readers post man telephone line installer man home delivery people ..
:worship: I'm so envious! You don't do night courses on 'reading the signs' do you?
Some advice I was given when I was younger. "Regret the things you have done, not the things you have not!" Now I take the knock backs in my stride. Yet before I was nervous of rejection, and probably missed many an opportunity in my life, and not just when it comes to sex! Live your life, it's not a rehearsal!
Quote by Suffolk-cpl Some advice I was given when I was younger. "Regret the things you have done, not the things you have not!" Now I take the knock backs in my stride. Yet before I was nervous of rejection, and probably missed many an opportunity in my life, and not just when it comes to sex! Live your life, it's not a rehearsal!
Not regrets, just more of a fantasy I'd like to make real. We all have them! x
Quote by Bbw4umen Its something i do quite regularly (ok very often) never had a knock back yet having said that though it is about reading the signs, have a bit of banter with the person, drop sex lightly into the conversation if they pick up on it take it further, if not leave it be. I can usually tell after a few minutes if they are "up for it" Although ive never stripped naked for someone on the off chance and if i didnt think they "were up for it" i wouldnt even attempt it Dunno if im making much sence here or not but for me alot of it is in the banter and reading between the lines small list of .... workmen (electricians, builders, decorators,.....) milkmen door to door reps meter readers post man telephone line installer man home delivery people ..
:worship: I'm so envious! You don't do night courses on 'reading the signs' do you? First lesson. we need a house/flat with a lot of work getting done on it :thumbup: maybe a fake move? Its not quite like the porno films portray it though :giggle:
id say that 7/10 men would love to be in that position. majority of men would be probably stood there imagining you naked anyway! lol just go for it...you have nothing to lose..whats the chances of you ever bumping into him again if he says no??
Quote by TanKinky First lesson. we need a house/flat with a lot of work getting done on it :thumbup: maybe a fake move? Its not quite like the porno films portray it though :giggle:
Well although I've been in my house for 2 years, my bathroom needs decorating, my hall needs painting & I've got a flat pack shed I need erecting Could be a valid setting.. Any sexy DIYers out there wanna lend a hand? hahaha x
Quote by red_dragon2006 id say that 7/10 men would love to be in that position. majority of men would be probably stood there imagining you naked anyway! lol just go for it...you have nothing to lose..whats the chances of you ever bumping into him again if he says no??
First lesson. we need a house/flat with a lot of work getting done on it :thumbup: maybe a fake move? Its not quite like the porno films portray it though :giggle:
Well although I've been in my house for 2 years, my bathroom needs decorating, my hall needs painting & I've got a flat pack shed I need erecting It could suffice as an authentic setting.. Any sexy DIYers out there wanna lend a hand? hahaha x
Quote by Bbw4umen id say that 7/10 men would love to be in that position. majority of men would be probably stood there imagining you naked anyway! lol just go for it...you have nothing to lose..whats the chances of you ever bumping into him again if he says no??
Hmmmmmmmm :twisted: This is true :grin: i reckon that out of a 100, there would be 30% that would say no. 10% gay 10% scared 10% really picky law of averages are on your side! 70% say yes! lol
Quote by red_dragon2006 id say that 7/10 men would love to be in that position. majority of men would be probably stood there imagining you naked anyway! lol just go for it...you have nothing to lose..whats the chances of you ever bumping into him again if he says no??
Hmmmmmmmm :twisted: This is true :grin: i reckon that out of a 100, there would be 30% that would say no. 10% gay 10% scared 10% really picky law of averages are on your side! 70% say yes! lol So in theory.. if I find 10 jobs to do.. I'm gonna get al my work done plus 7+ orgasms? Sweet :evil2:
Is there any way to pre-order workman of a certain ilk? I've lived in my current house for 7 years, had 2 extensions built, a new boiler, umpteen deliveries and not one guy I'd have jumped on. I had a new electricity meter installed yesterday, the guy looked like Ichabod Crane's sickly brother. A new hall carpet put down last month, the guy spent half the time hacking his lungs up and the other half rolling ciggies - I even checked the back of his van for an oxygen tank. The only time I've thought 'Cwaor' was when a guy had taken the wrong turning and was looking for a trout farm, I just stood there going blerblerbler, by the time my brain had sorted itself out to ask if he'd like to come in and look at a map he'd buggered off, I doubt I'd have had the guts to do anything anyway. Tan, can you buy your confidence mail order? And if so, what are the delivery guys like H.x
In my job I regularly go into people's houses. An offer of 'instashag' hasn't happened yet unfortunately! Its definitely a daydream I have though.... Where's Tartlepool?
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to the point that I don't approach people in case I get knocked back. There are a number of things I would love to try in the swinging arena but just can't ask because my nerves get the better of me 
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having said that though it is about reading the signs, have a bit of banter with the person, drop sex lightly into the conversation if they pick up on it take it further, if not leave it be. I can usually tell after a few minutes if they are "up for it" 
