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Anyone fancy cheering me up,any thing amusing will do i need to calm down a little!!
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Hope you cheer up soon clare
Molly xx
Molly xx
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Try this Clare:
But prepare to be addicted !!!
How the hell do you do level 12?
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Try this Clare:
But prepare to be addicted !!!
How the hell do you do level 12?
I've done it :happy: now I have to do 13 it looks tricky
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Ive had a nightmare morning,im so angry and pissed off you wouldnt believe
Anyone fancy cheering me up,any thing amusing will do i need to calm down a little!!
I know get naked in front of you tonight,that should give you a laugh
When I can find a babysitter and my car keys I'm on my way so just wait until I get there Steve ... need a giggle here too ;)
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Ive had a nightmare morning,im so angry and pissed off you wouldnt believe
Anyone fancy cheering me up,any thing amusing will do i need to calm down a little!!
I know get naked in front of you tonight,that should give you a laugh
When I can find a babysitter and my car keys I'm on my way so just wait until I get there Steve ... need a giggle here too ;)
Oi,it was a joke,if she laughed at me naked i'd be deeply offended,but you can come over anyway
Quote by Steve_Lincs
When I can find a babysitter and my car keys I'm on my way so just wait until I get there Steve ... need a giggle here too ;)
Oi,it was a joke,if she laughed at me naked i'd be deeply offended,but you can come over anyway
Ahhh but does that still mean I can laugh at you naked??????
;) only joking .. I'd never laugh at a naked man. If he's naked then I'm likely to be too and men
harder ...... A nursery rhyme for you clare, just to give you that little grin and hopefully turn it into a laugh and hopefully cheer you up a bit, lol
Humpty Dumpty lay on the bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
When he came she began to weep,
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep! :lol:
Humpty Dumpty lay on the bed,Little Bo Peep was giving him head,
When he came she began to weep,
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep! :lol:
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Some men are destined to be laughed at when naked. I stripped off and did a perfectly respectable impersonation of Calista and everybody just laughed. People can be so hurtful!!
Clare, sorry to hear about your incident. There is nothing worse than being wrongly accused - especially when you haven't had the pleasure of doing it!!
Clare, sorry to hear about your incident. There is nothing worse than being wrongly accused - especially when you haven't had the pleasure of doing it!!
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Clare, sorry to hear about your incident. There is nothing worse than being wrongly accused - especially when you haven't had the pleasure of doing it!!
So true Tune especially as it was my boss who accused me,who is also my friend
Oh well ive given myself the morning off tomorrow and me and Steve are going job hunting,could really work out for the best in the end,i hope!!
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So true Tune especially as it was my boss who accused me,who is also my friend
Oh well ive given myself the morning off tomorrow and me and Steve are going job hunting,could really work out for the best in the end,i hope!!
Have I got the wrong end of the stick here???
You had a bad dream about work and now your taking the morning off to look for a new job??
Is that right?
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Its shocking the things people do to others when they are meant to be friends!! Hope it all works out for you Clare and karma gives them a swift kick in the arse sometime soon!! Sex God
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Clare, sorry to hear about your incident. There is nothing worse than being wrongly accused - especially when you haven't had the pleasure of doing it!!
How can you be wrongly accused if you did do it?
Ahem - your little wink just saved me from a nasty accident then Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ive had a nightmare morning,im so angry and pissed off you wouldnt believe
Anyone fancy cheering me up,any thing amusing will do i need to calm down a little!!
Jay sus
I read that as
'I had a nightmare this morning'
Hence my other completely unrelated comments...!!!!
However I do have mitigating circumstances - I have a dreadfull cold, I'm still abit hung over from the weekend and I am incredibly busy.
I thinks its about time I went home..............
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