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Your best and wittiest posts will be ignored
People are not ignoring you. Well not you specifically they ignore everyone.
Every 2 weeks someone will post something slagging off the management of the site. The post will be bearly coherant and mainly in text speak.
If your post can be misinterpretted it will be.
Every 2 weeks someone will post something slagging off single men.
Someone will always post a thread contradicting another thread.
ie Why doesn't anyone answer my PMs?
Why do I get rude answers to my PMs?
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:rotflmao: :rotflmao:But then you get the exception to the rule - the ones that seem to come into the forums and fly under the radar :shock:
Echoes7 for example, seems to be slotting in without being misinterpreted, slagging anyone off or anything :shock:
Next thing he'll be in here in comfy slippers, not doing his hair/make-up before signing on and treating it like a hotel, mark my words
Or he thinks he's under the radar, but don't worry, I'm on the case
gonna misinterpret him soon, I'm even reading his posts backwards, to see if there's any hidden meaning 8-) ........ was gonna do a really funny thing here (as per point number 1), but 'radar' isn't really the word to do a backwards funny gag 
Sorry for singling you out there as an example Echoes :lol2: but you gotta be picked on at some point!! :happy:
Sex God
Every couple of weeks, someone will ask a question which they could have found out the answer to, by using a search engine.
Often, you will see polls, which are merely an attention-seeking attempt to get someone to look at their profile to check out their cock size.
Forgot to add, there will inevitably be a mention of 'cliques' in any thread/debate over about ten pages.
Often, you will see polls, which are merely an attention-seeking attempt to get someone to look at their profile to check out their cock size.
Forgot to add, there will inevitably be a mention of 'cliques' in any thread/debate over about ten pages.
Quote by keeno
the worldly-wise forumites?
wise?
Quote by buckingfabe
For some strange reason members seem to think this site is about sex and others are drawn into this folly by posting sexual threads :confused2:
disgracefull :shock:
Quote by Freckledbird
Often, you will see polls, which are merely an attention-seeking attempt to get someone to look at their profile to check out their cock size.
lets have a vote on that
Quote by Freckledbird
Forgot to add, there will inevitably be a mention of 'cliques' in any thread/debate over about ten pages.
have to admit, it's only the insiders who disclaim these comments!!!
Quote by Missy
But then you get the exception to the rule -
slotting in here in comfy slippers, doing his
always misquote people.... it's considered the hieght of good manners
Quote by Missy
misinterpret him soon
you'll have to be on your guard against thinly vieled threats... sometimes leading to violence
lp
and remember to buy some of these
in bulk... just in case 
Sex God
Every 2 weeks someone will be along to want to know if people really meet off this site and are they really real people!!
every so often there will be a thread written by a man claiming to have a wife/girlfriend/swing partner asking a question about how to meet couples and his profile will list him as single.
every so often there will be a thread, as previously reported of someone complaining about various things....bad manners, snotty PM's, too many single males, not enough action, to much action (yeah right!! )the weather, global warming etc ig nore these, the answer is simple....blame DeanCannock!! its his fault for everything :lol:
every so often there will be a serious thread on a serious subject, and a lively debate ensues....this could go a number of ways....a) normal stimulating debate - allowed to run its course naturally,b) a slanging match between opposite sides of the fence,c) a forum 'troll' will enter the thread and deliberatley put in a comment designed to stir up trouble, or d) someone will insult someone else or post a foolish comment, and result in the thread being locked.
Please try and ensure that option a) is the preferred option
every so often, someone (not mentioning any names)
will post a particularly random thread about sandwich fillings, how far would you travel for a shag, and compulsively addictive games such as take one/leave one.
Please participate as often as you like...its all fun...honest
and above all remeber that through the written word, people cannot see your body language, and extract the true meaning from your post.......please use the emoticons to their fullest to convey your meanings....we have had members having a joke with others and people being totally confused as their meaning
and feeling like they had been slapped on the back of their legs (or wishing they had been slapped on the back of their legs!! :lol:
also things can be misconstrued, like some people would be forgiven for thinking BBW_lover and I had a 'thing' for each other and flirted on every thread we posted on.......of course this is UNTRUE and has no basis in fact whatsoever, and there is no evidence other than the mistake made by others, to the contrary
so come, post and have fun, but BE CAREFUL you dont inadvertantly upset anyone, cause trouble, break a forum rule or cause a riot.......:twisted:
like i said...have fun :lol:
every so often there will be a thread, as previously reported of someone complaining about various things....bad manners, snotty PM's, too many single males, not enough action, to much action (yeah right!!
)the weather, global warming etc ig nore these, the answer is simple....blame DeanCannock!! its his fault for everything :lol:every so often there will be a serious thread on a serious subject, and a lively debate ensues....this could go a number of ways....a) normal stimulating debate - allowed to run its course naturally,b) a slanging match between opposite sides of the fence,c) a forum 'troll' will enter the thread and deliberatley put in a comment designed to stir up trouble, or d) someone will insult someone else or post a foolish comment, and result in the thread being locked.
Please try and ensure that option a) is the preferred option
every so often, someone (not mentioning any names)
will post a particularly random thread about sandwich fillings, how far would you travel for a shag, and compulsively addictive games such as take one/leave one.Please participate as often as you like...its all fun...honest
and above all remeber that through the written word, people cannot see your body language, and extract the true meaning from your post.......please use the emoticons to their fullest to convey your meanings....we have had members having a joke with others and people being totally confused as their meaning
and feeling like they had been slapped on the back of their legs (or wishing they had been slapped on the back of their legs!! :lol:also things can be misconstrued, like some people would be forgiven for thinking BBW_lover and I had a 'thing' for each other and flirted on every thread we posted on.......of course this is UNTRUE and has no basis in fact whatsoever, and there is no evidence other than the mistake made by others, to the contrary
so come, post and have fun, but BE CAREFUL you dont inadvertantly upset anyone, cause trouble, break a forum rule or cause a riot.......:twisted:
like i said...have fun :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
also things can be misconstrued, like some people would be forgiven for thinking BBW_lover and I had a 'thing' for each other and flirted on every thread we posted on.......of course this is UNTRUE and has no basis in fact whatsoever, and there is no evidence other than the mistake made by others, to the contrary
:wink:
:giggle: 
Sex God
Quote by keeno
You're a fat pig
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Sticky up for Mrs Bonedigger.
Ooer missis :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
i was wondering that given the clientelle that frequent this forum....should the title of the thread be re-jigged to
Guide to the ROUGH forum
OI! Speak for yourself, cheeky mare :lol:
Sex God
Quote by keeno
Starting a thread is like setting an idea free. Where it goes, what is posted and when it ends are beyond your control. Believing that you will maintain some say in its life will only lead to heartache and frustration.
Amen to that!
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Forgot to add, there will inevitably be a mention of 'cliques' in any thread/debate over about ten pages.
Blimey !!! :shock: :shock:
I must be slacking. I thought I could usually get a clique reference in, in well under ten pages !!!!
Must try harder !!
Oh, and this has reminded me. You must always cut bits out when you quote Flower - he doesn't like you to quote his full post! :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Yeah and in just about any thread at all you`ll find Frecklebird trying to make friends with everybody
I'm nice really, Flower
:lol: 
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Yeah and in just about any thread at all you`ll find Frecklebird trying to make friends with everybody
I'm nice really, Flower
:lol:Just naughty with it :lol: Sex God
Quote by Warmer
Yeah and in just about any thread at all you`ll find Frecklebird trying to make friends with everybody
I'm nice really, Flower
:lol:Just naughty with it :lol:Only a bit :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
Guide to the ROUGH forum
OOOhhh someone mention a bit of rough, :inlove:
I like a bit of rough, workmen, bikers (in jeans and leather) infact anyone who is NOT suited up, long hair (clean), short hair (shaved), bit of stubble, infact most things that are a bit rough :twisted:
Sorry, what where we talking about
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Guide to the ROUGH forum
OOOhhh someone mention a bit of rough, :inlove:
I like a bit of rough, workmen, bikers (in jeans and leather) infact anyone who is NOT suited up, long hair (clean), short hair (shaved), bit of stubble, infact most things that are a bit rough :twisted:
Sorry, what where we talking about
mmmmmmmm Im with you on that one mrs NWC, if you get one, can we share??
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
mmmmmmmm Im with you on that one mrs NWC, if you get one, can we share??
Does that mean I was actually on topic for a change
and yes, I am more than happyto share :twisted: Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
OOOhhh someone mention a bit of rough, :inlove:
I like a bit of rough, workmen, bikers (in jeans and leather) infact anyone who is NOT suited up, long hair (clean), short hair (shaved), bit of stubble, infact most things that are a bit rough :twisted:
Sorry, what where we talking about
Oooh and "bad boys"! If you are talking "bad boys" then count me in! :twisted:
Fee
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