A special thank you

24 Aug 2004

A special thank you has to be said to a very nice young lady that I met the Friday before the Munchâ€¦.
Well in honesty there were three very nice young ladies that I met the Friday before the munch, but one I got to know a little better than the other twoâ€¦â€¦..
Being the gentleman that I am, I couldnâ€™t kiss and tellâ€¦.. but I am sure that with a little coaxing she may have a funny story to tellâ€¦â€¦â€¦

24 Aug 2004

Frogster!!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
rotflmao

you wicked man!!

24 Aug 2004

Ahhhhhhhh Angel....... but it's your turn next :wink:

24 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster
Ahhhhhhhh Angel....... but it's your turn next :wink:

lol, you really are wicked! I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that I was very well behaved on Friday. I didn't even have a drink because I was driving! :shock: :shock:

24 Aug 2004

If she posts the story here can you worn me so I can get my pampers and bicycle clips out.
I heard about it on Saturday and so nearly weeed myself

24 Aug 2004

Quote by celticq
If she posts the story here can you worn me so I can get my pampers and bicycle clips out.
I heard about it on Saturday and so nearly weeed myself

you kept that quiet . . . . pray tell . . . in pm if you feel the need to whisper . . . . ;-)
don't worry guys . . . i shall get to the bottom of this, and blaze it all over the place 2moz ok??
neil x x x x

25 Aug 2004

Frogster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you naughty naughty man!!!!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
My first ever dogging experience
After a crap journey to the munch destination, went out for a much needed drink with WBB, Angel_Chat and Frogster (aka git!!) ....... was a bluddy brilliant evening, good laugh, good natter etc, and Frogster was a very good honourary girl cool

The conversation then turned to dogging and I admitted my curiosity over it. I've only read about it in the forums and that was it! Frogster said he will take me one day and I agreed (one day always seems like ages away!) so we shook on it. Then in stereo, WBB and Angel both chorused 'why don't you go tonight!!' :shock: My exact reply .... no no no no no no no no - OK :rascal:
The next half hour was just me going on and on about only going to see what it was like - certainly not do anything blah blah blah ........ for some reason WBB, in 'helpful mate' mode :undecided: , felt it necessary to pass me a body wipe ...... for when nothing happened? :confused:
Full respect to Frogster tho, he was bluddy brilliant ......... or was, until this thread went up!! poke

agreed that he would take me round the sites just to show me, nothing else - even tho he had to catch a plane at some strange unheard of hour in the morning.
First stop and I am now a nervous wreck! There was about 4 cars with guys in. As we pulled into the carpark, I was trying desperately to look like a car seat so Frogster looked like a guy on his own (although suspect the whites of my eyes were a bit of a giveaway :eeek: ) He parked the car and turned out the lights!! :shock: ...... freaked out me, explaining in a very loud whisper (bordering on a scream) that I now couldn't see a bluddy thing :shock: , I was there to SEE what it was like and was sat in pitch black blink

. He said that my eyes would adjust in a moment - well I waited a moment, more because I had to draw breath to continue my loud whisper, before telling him that their eyes were already adjusted and they had a head start! Which ended in demands of getting out of there!
Second stop, pulled into the carpark, 3 cars and 4 guys stood chatting. I resumed my car seat impression, to which Frogster said was a waste of time because car seats don't smoke that they would've seen the glow of the cigarette :shock: We parked the car, turned out the lights, it didn't seem so dark ....... two seconds of sitting there and the fretting kicked in again rolleyes

Frogster explained that the guys wouldn't come over because there were two cigarettes glowing, so obviously nothing much to watch :roll: . Was at this point that I wished my cigarette was the size of a small oar rather than the nearly finished stump it was. What was gonna happen once I put it out! confused

He said that nothing would happen and calm down woman!!! :shock: They would wait a while for things to 'warm up' between the couple. I chatted to him for a minute, turned back round .............. to be greeted by four faces on my side of the car :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Luckily for everyone, my scream was a silent one The engine was started and off we went again, leaving four stunned doggers muttering about the weird woman loon

who was puffed out just from sitting in a car (hyperventilating!)
For someone who has never done anything remotely like this before ....... it really was quite scary........ I was also worried that the doggers would think they were being led on, cos we weren't doing anything ........ And worried that I hadn't left my cat enough biscuits for the night (don't ask cos I haven't a bluddy clue why that thought popped in my head dunno

)
By this time, I was desperate for the loo :uhoh: No toilets for at least a 500 mile radius, we stopped in a layby ....... out I got, hoping that Frogster would have some manners and sing loudly while I tinkled. Was so busy concentrating on not trumping that I forgot I was wearing flared trousers and peed all over them redface

........ This was the point that it dawned on me that convincing Frogster that I was infact a 'classy bird' was going to be a bit of an uphill struggle :undecided:
Next stop was a quieter place, one car across the way and we parked out of sight. Had a little chat about things and a little 'hug' 8-) Then a car pulled up. One car was an absolute doddle after what I had just been through (plus adrenalin was pretty much drained, so couldn't give a monkeys!). Got talked through the dogging ettiquette then, the car driver done everything predicted, a text book dogger. Then Mr Headlights pulled in and I looked like the rabbit that had been caught in them :shock: So off we went again! The first car followed us out, which then turned into a car chase ..... felt like I was in a Starsky and Hutch scene, but in slow motion :lol2: was very narrow roads, so a second gear car chase it was :?
Got rid of the car and I had seen enough by then ........ so made Frogster agree to take me dogging, but somewhere where there weren't actually any doggers 8-)
At the time, the whole thing was rather traumatic ...... by the morning I couldn't stop laughing :lol2: I have got to be the crappiest dogger that ever there was!!!
Spoke to WBB and told her all about it and how scared I was - to which in true WBB fashion she said, 'why scared, I gave you a wipe'!!!!!! :confused: ............. Now how was I supposed to protect myself from 4 men with one Impulse wet wipe?????? Clean em to death????? :dunno:
Thank you Frogster for your patience and putting up with a hysterical wreck. You have given me a memory that will stay with me forever kiss

And thank you WBB and Angel_Chat for encouraging the whole incident, you weren't thanked at the time, more :smackbottom: actually lol, but I'm glad you did :kiss:

25 Aug 2004

OMG, I just laughed so much I nearly coughed up a lung!
Fair play to you, though, MISSCHIEF, for trying cool

25 Aug 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Missy I adored your story......and a pretty representative one it was too...lol
Your a real star

25 Aug 2004

Oh thank you Marya and NGDE kiss

..... I couldn't stop laughing about it all the next day.
Had to wait ages to see if Frogster was still talking to me!! confused

Cos he had to dash off to Poland.
Bit of a difference, one minute sat in a car waiting for a woman to finish peeing over her trousers, next minute sat in the Sheriton hotel in Poland :shock:

25 Aug 2004

oh misschief . . . . . .

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
soooooo much braver than i'd have been tho . . . . .
d'ya get it??? misschief = indian squaw = brave???? no??? never mind . . . .
too too funny you are . . . . passionkiss

n x x x ;-)

25 Aug 2004

MISSCHEIF that was hilarious!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

25 Aug 2004

Well that's brightened my morning up. Sorry to have a good old chuckle at your expense misscheif, but OMG that was funny.
((((((((((((((((((big hug))))))))))))))))))
jules lol

25 Aug 2004

Congratulations MissChief, you kept that one quiet on Sunday morning when we were singing Jasper Carrot and stuff, that would have been a great story to have told.
Having met you I must tell the world that, despite what you say, you don't need to convince anyone what you are, you just ooze classy bird status... biggrin

M

25 Aug 2004

OMG that sounds like such fun.
Cheered me up this morning
Ta babes xx

25 Aug 2004

:giggle:
Missy that must be the funniest dogging story ever - although in terms of enlightenment ...
I didn't realise having sex in a car was dogging without doggers! in which case call me a dogging expert!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

25 Aug 2004

MissC
That cracked me up this morning. I've got a stitch from laughing!
You certainly have a way with words girl! It's a classic!
Having finally met you, I can now vividly picture your expressions and thoughts throughout the whole episode!
Hugs, Alex x x

25 Aug 2004

:lol: :lol:
Hee hee, that story is just as brill second time round...... you were lucky though, as I know where you went, I can tell you for sure that 4 guys is a quiet night. When you can take on 10, give me a shout and I'll come with you :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2004

well we also have to thank froggy for keeping us coke and not comaplaining when we got into typical female bitching/gossiping mode! :twisted:
you make a fab girl!!!!! lol :shock:
no one can have laughed at poor missys antics more than i did, angel and i have to take some responsibilty for the situation and do we feel guilty.........
..HELL NO!!!!!!
lol

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25 Aug 2004

Oh thank you so much, you lot

assionkiss: :passionkiss: You've made my day. As I said, I haven't stopped laughing about the whole incident - but didn't know whether it was actually amusing or if I was suffering from shock :shock:

Quote by bluexxx
Hee hee, that story is just as brill second time round...... you were lucky though, as I know where you went, I can tell you for sure that 4 guys is a quiet night. When you can take on 10, give me a shout and I'll come with you :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Blue, as someone who is constantly going on about how I would love to be as wild as you and Satin, how I would love to have one night like you two do, all brave and up for it blah blah blah - I really let the side down :lol2:
............ but never fear!!!! I am far from finished with this dogging lark :twisted: Plan B is now in the planning stages :twisted: Thanks to Helen, who, after telling her all about it, imediately came up with the best idea ever. :bounce:

25 Aug 2004

You can't just stop there.... what was the idea?????
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I'm waiting in anticipation.

25 Aug 2004

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MissChief you have got to tell that to us next time we meet.
Oh and is plan B dressing like a bloke for the night? lol

25 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Frogster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you naughty naughty man!!!!! :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
My first ever dogging experience

Arghhhhhhhh where was the warning - where was the look away now if your bladder control is not what it used to be - where was the cover your keyboard to avoid coffee splutter
MISSCHIEF you're a nutter

25 Aug 2004

Did I come up with the best idea ever? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm trying to think what that might have been....LoL...
Great story hun......

25 Aug 2004

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Would plan B have anything to do with wearing a skirt next time? Thanks for sharing that experience, it really was hysterical. I feel its now joint favourite with Davidj's tale of his journey to the munch!!!!
Love hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

25 Aug 2004

Quote by easy
Oh and is plan B dressing like a bloke for the night?

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Marmalaid, thank you for 'classy bird' comment - will be quoting that in many posts to come in the vain hope it will somehow seem more true :lol2:
OK plan B hasn't got too far yet ....... but it involves a blindfold cool

8-) 8-)
Now, having considered this for a day or so - I have realised that this plan does, in fact, have some flaws and is not as foolproof as I first imagined ............ like how the bluddy ell am I gonna see anything with an 'effin' blindfold on :shock: :shock: :shock:
Whoopsy, should've said the other Helen - oooooh I say :shock: come to think of it ....... this could be a revenge idea of hers :rotflmao: which I blummin deserve big time :rotflmao:
This idea was a cracking one when I first heard it, being naturally very submissive (not in a violent bondage type way) let my fantasies run riot - and of course in my imagination the whole incident will be brilliant, horny and not scary at all rolleyes

25 Aug 2004

Quote by little
Would plan B have anything to do with wearing a skirt next time?

Ohhhhhhhh bluddy good plan Little and duly noted :happy:
So I have got ....
1 Skirt
1 Blindfold
1 Impulse wipe to defend myself with rolleyes

:lol2:

25 Aug 2004

Perhaps add a potty to that list? rolleyes

And a half bottle of something strong to calm your nerves! :shock:
(Sorry MissC redface

)

25 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
1 Impulse wipe to defend myself with

Is this like the wet towel thing where you twist it up and then flick/snap it against someones arse? whip

25 Aug 2004

Heeheehee........... Well peeps I told you it was a good story........... :lol:
And Misschief is so lovely.... Thank you babe for a wonderful evening.
Obviously you are a very classy lady, and also don't kiss and tell.... 'Cos you didnt quiet finish the story............. but I think we will keep that bit to ourselves, Ahy babe??? :wink:
Oh..... and Plan B...... heehee...... well you know what we said last night............ Soon!!!!! :shock: XXXXX
Frogster (but my friends call me Frog)