ooohhh my christmas list... I would like the following
1 A day when the children don't fight
2 Some nice basic but matching every day undies
3 Some time so I can indulge and pamper myself a bit
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A Thread for Everyone! - your Xmas list
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Quote by LondonPlaything
ooooh this is hard
1. Tent (i know am getting as have it already)
2. camping equipment
3.
how crap is that i cant think of 3 things i want :shock:
Earthy xx
hope there's plaenty of ope in with the camping equipment...
you have to make sure you have plenty of rope!
lp
why will i need rope? :shock:
Quote by LondonPlaything
good point...
sorry Earthy, perhaps I was just thinking of my own potential xmas list....
but hey, one can never have enough rope...surely?
oh dear, just thought of the phrase: "give a man enough rope......"
and there's me wondering what to do with all my spare guy ropes :rascal:
my xmas wish list
1. ghd straighteners (huge hints dropped to dek think they have worked)
2. £80 dildo from anne summers (thats a definate cos im getting it this week)
3. a nice day with the family with no fighting, crying, or snide remarks (dont think that will happen somehow)
hate buying for dek everything he wants he has usually buy him clothes i like to see him in a nice expensive bottle of single malt and a little something for after the kids have gone to bed
ops: :oops: :oops:
Earthy we have a huge tent, come camping with us :P :P :P
1. ghd straighteners (huge hints dropped to dek think they have worked)
2. £80 dildo from anne summers (thats a definate cos im getting it this week)
3. a nice day with the family with no fighting, crying, or snide remarks (dont think that will happen somehow)
hate buying for dek everything he wants he has usually buy him clothes i like to see him in a nice expensive bottle of single malt and a little something for after the kids have gone to bed
ops: :oops: :oops: Earthy we have a huge tent, come camping with us :P :P :P
Quote by Sassy-Seren
(but I'd forego number three for a Double deck pussy fuck)
explain 'double deck pussy fuck' .....
please :twisted:
with pictures :twisted:
I/we don't have a suitable picture, but I've just come across one (almost literally) in someone else's profile.
If you know the one I mean, you need to delete the red doubledongdildo and insert (I wish) my cock.
Quote by dambuster
(but I'd forego number three for a Double deck pussy fuck)
explain 'double deck pussy fuck' .....
please :twisted:
with pictures :twisted:
If you know the one I mean......
Ohhhh, that one
yep, I get ya now 
and : Earthy wrote:
how crap is that i cant think of 3 things i want
can I help you out with that? :rascal:
Sex God
dear santa,
I'm running out of my fav perfume- Jean paul Gautier if thats spelled right?)
A helicpoter to take me to & from work -Saves the traffic jams
and erm...... you lot
I'm running out of my fav perfume- Jean paul Gautier if thats spelled right?)
A helicpoter to take me to & from work -Saves the traffic jams
and erm...... you lot
Sex God
Being a new single person does have it’s advantages :rascal:
You can buy yourself x-mas pressies
1) sat-nav, :thumbup: bought
2) new mil-dot rifle scope, :thumbup: bought
3) bottle of 12 year old Glenmorangi single malt, :thumbup: bought
On the down side…..
Shag before x-mas ……….. No chance :cry:
Oh well 3 out of 4 aint bad. (can’t even get a feckin sympathy shag ffs :taz: )
Will take this opportunity to wish everyone in SH land the greatest Christmas and a fantastic New Year
Things getting a little hectic here so not sure how much online time I will have. See you all on the other side
You can buy yourself x-mas pressies
1) sat-nav, :thumbup: bought
2) new mil-dot rifle scope, :thumbup: bought
3) bottle of 12 year old Glenmorangi single malt, :thumbup: bought
On the down side…..
Shag before x-mas ……….. No chance :cry:
Oh well 3 out of 4 aint bad. (can’t even get a feckin sympathy shag ffs :taz: )
Will take this opportunity to wish everyone in SH land the greatest Christmas and a fantastic New Year
Things getting a little hectic here so not sure how much online time I will have. See you all on the other side
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
Will take this opportunity to wish everyone in SH land the greatest Christmas and a fantastic New Year
Things getting a little hectic here so not sure how much online time I will have. See you all on the other side
:wave: have a good one pete :kiss:
