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Abject Misery!!!
Orgasminator
Wilma Flintstone Wrote:
I'm still looking for the opportunity to de-brief you Wilma. :rascal:
Welcome back.
Harry0
What are a few injuns against the might of the 7th Cavalry. Ooops.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876.
Anyone want to brief me??
I'm still looking for the opportunity to de-brief you Wilma. :rascal:
Welcome back.
Harry0
What are a few injuns against the might of the 7th Cavalry. Ooops.
George Armstrong Custer 1839-1876.
Bring it on Sarge!!! :bounce:
Jags, could you put in a formal request to Sarge for me? I don't want to appear too keen.
Harry, my dear old friend, the most handsome of gents I have ever had the pleasure to meet. It has been over 7 months since our first meeting and everyday I have longed for you to debrief me.
I need to lie down now, I've come over all faint. I think it had something to do with your cane Harry.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Jags, could you put in a formal request to Sarge for me? I don't want to appear too keen.
Harry, my dear old friend, the most handsome of gents I have ever had the pleasure to meet. It has been over 7 months since our first meeting and everyday I have longed for you to debrief me.
I need to lie down now, I've come over all faint. I think it had something to do with your cane Harry.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Orgasminator
Wilma Flintstone wrote:
Thank you kindly for the compliments fair Wilma. (I didn't bribe her to say that folks, honest).
Oh, the problems a male swinger has.
Does Wilma really want me for my body, my cane or for target practice.
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Swinging can be dangerous to your health (Govt Health Warning).
Harry0
Now where did I put my body armour.
Harry, my dear old friend, the most handsome of gents I have ever had the pleasure to meet. It has been over 7 months since our first meeting and everyday I have longed for you to debrief me.
I need to lie down now, I've come over all faint. I think it had something to do with your cane Harry.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I also have PMT and a loaded shotgun.
Thank you kindly for the compliments fair Wilma. (I didn't bribe her to say that folks, honest).
Oh, the problems a male swinger has.
Does Wilma really want me for my body, my cane or for target practice.
: Swinging can be dangerous to your health (Govt Health Warning).
Harry0
Now where did I put my body armour.
Quote by MrFC
Welcome back Wilma, Fred must be a shadow of his former self! :swingingchair:
At this moment in time he is drinking copious amounts of Champagne and eating fresh salmon so all in all I think he is recovering well.
He may of course be a shadow of his former self later when I decide to beat him senseless with the empty bottles (only because I could not stay and drink too).
He may log in later and be talking lots of gibberish so please humour him.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
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At this moment in time he is drinking copious amounts of Champagne and eating fresh salmon so all in all I think he is recovering well.
I hope that was all on prescription! and if it is - who is your GP?
Wilma - really glad to know he is on the mend!
I won't send a hug though - we don't want a relapse! (just kidding)
Love, Alex x x
Quote by SiGo1
This reminds me of the time I had Glandular Fever and a throat infection all at the same time :cry:
My throat was so painful and swollen that all I could have was soup or these symptoms along with a temperature that meant I had to have my bedclothes changed three times a day persisted for 3 an almost entirely liquid diet i can assure you that even a hiccup could have ended in a rather nasty "accident" This was not helped by being attached to a drip that was too large for the toilet cubicle in the ward so meaning I had to leave the door open each time I had these watery delights to dispense.
On telling my friends this they went and told everyone else,becoming via the magic of Chinese whispers that I had been admitted to hospital as I couldn't stop shi**ing.
Oh great days, great people :shock:
I did the glandular fever thing when I was 19, what a nightmare that is. A girl I'd been seeing came round to check on me and while she was there I staggered to the bog and threw up so violently I burst the blood vessels in both nostrils - the poor girl thought I was puking up blood. Anyway, my mum sent my brother 200 miles to pick me up and for a week I had a temperature of 104 f plus and didn't eat or sleep. I couldn't make it to the toilet unaided and I dropped to about 9 stone (not much for a 6' 2" bloke). Then to top it all, 3 months later all my hair fell out as a result of such a sustained high temperature. Luckily my hair did recover, which was a bloody good job cos I was a goth with an enourmous backcombed hairdo at the time.
Anyway Fred, sorry for turning this into a 'you think THAT'S ill...' thread but you started it...
Quote by Jags
I've just been speaking to Fred on the phone tonight and he's BACK in the same mess as this thread illustrates! Made me giggle a bit but not too much as he's poorly!:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Awwwwww poor Fred!!
Reading Fred's first post really brought back some memories! God did I feel sorry for myself when I just as ill last August but my better half was in hospital after a big operation so I was totally on my own in the house. I hate to sound crass but I spent the best part of four days & nights sitting on the loo with a bowl on my lap desperately trying to either sleep or keep water down - I even called NHS direct because I thought I was dying lol! :cry:
It turned out that I had compilabacta (NO idea how to spell it!) and the boffins narrowed it down to a chicken pizza I cooked myself two nights before I became ill! :doh:
My gf goes away for a week and look what happens - I really am the 'man' in our lesbian relationship!
Quote by Kiss_Me
It turned out that I had compilabacta (NO idea how to spell it!) and the boffins narrowed it down to a chicken pizza I cooked myself two nights before I became ill! :doh:
Campylobacter - and it's really really nasty! :therethere: :therethere:
Just had a call from Wilma to say that Fred is on his feet and able to move away from close proximity of the bathroom now. :high-smile: :high-smile:
:P
:giggle: awww fred I wished I had the time to read this when you posted... you poor ickle caveman you!
But hell man! you got some unused Jag snog ffs you crafty bugga!
Im gonna come up to The Bedrock & sing ya a lullaby!
:karaoke: Lurve is a burning thiiiiiing
and it makes a firery riiiiing
bound by wild desireeeee
I fell in to a ring of fire....
But hell man! you got some unused Jag snog ffs you crafty bugga!
Im gonna come up to The Bedrock & sing ya a lullaby!
:karaoke: Lurve is a burning thiiiiiing
and it makes a firery riiiiing
bound by wild desireeeee
I fell in to a ring of fire....
Quote by Medic_1
Awwww poor Fred.
Jags hun will you give Fred my best wishes :- from "Fred, the other one"
And the burning question :- will he ever come back
Wilma hun& :love: to you.
From this Fred.
I'm off to Bedrock tomorrow to visit them :happy: :happy: so will pass on your message. Ever come back???
:dunno: but they are both STILL part of this site for me and many others. :kiss:
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