Addiction

28 May 2006

This is getting to be ridicules
Caron is coming home day after tomorrow :shock: and I have so much do, including mow the lawns rolleyes

I havenâ€™t done a thing towards our new website since the day she left, I have shedloads of stuff that I need to stick on peaBay, two weeks worth of ironing and a bathroom that looks like a wallow for warthogs
And what have I been doing I hear you ask?
Either browsing and posting crap on here, or getting pissed drinkies

with another well know member off this site who last nite actually managed to keep me talking bollox until 7:30 this morning smackbottom

With this in mind and the interests of my good health and reputation in mind, could I ask some kind mod to ban me from this site until 18:00 this evening?
Many thanks
:scared: what am I going to do :shock:

28 May 2006

If you're serious then I'm willing!!
:shock: :shock:
wink

28 May 2006

OMG

Jags has found someone who WANTS to be deactivated!!
lol

28 May 2006

Quote by Jags
If you're serious then I'm willing!!
:shock: :shock:

Thank you Jagsy, or i'll never get off this machine today kiss

28 May 2006

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just don't forget to let me back in :scared:

28 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just don't forget to let me back in :scared:

OK - one day BAN coming up!
:happy: :happy: :happy:

28 May 2006

Here Jags.......I found this on fleabay for you :giggle:

28 May 2006

See ya in a bit mate lol

28 May 2006

Quote by Pete_sw
If you're serious then I'm willing!!
:shock: :shock:

Thank you Jagsy, or i'll never get off this machine today kiss

Done - have sent you my mobile number if you want back in before 24 hours are up!
lol

28 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Here Jags.......I found this on fleabay for you :giggle:

My knife-pointed shoes did the trick!
lol

28 May 2006

Quote by Jags
Done - have sent you my mobile number if you want back in before 24 hours are up!

OOHH in that case can I have a ban confused

don't really want one but as it has other advantages lol

28 May 2006

Its all gone quiet over at Petes, is he really on a one day ban or has decided to do the manly thing and got out his rubber gloves :shock:
dee xx

28 May 2006

Give it a couple of hours and he will be ringing Jags breaking down in tears like a little boy who can't his mummy pleading to let him back on........ lol

Shaz x
EDIT: just a though, just because you can't log in don't meen you can't read the forums, I bet he's still sat there reading them lol

Hello Pete_sw wave

Shaz x

28 May 2006

ohhhhhhhhhhh shaz, for a subbie ya can be soooooooooo cruel wink

dee xx
Hope you and tony are enjoying ya bank holiday w/e

28 May 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee
ohhhhhhhhhhh shaz, for a subbie ya can be soooooooooo cruel
dee xx
Hope you and tony are enjoying ya bank holiday w/e

Meeeeeeeeeee :shock:
But but i am so kind and caring biggrin

Bet Pete looks great with his pinny on washing the pots in the washing machine and cleaning the bath out with the mop :eeek: :giggle:
Shaz x

28 May 2006

Someone else following in my footsteps. I ban myself for 24 hours when I need to get on with 'real life' stuff rotflmao

28 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Someone else following in my footsteps. I ban myself for 24 hours when I need to get on with 'real life' stuff

Does it help or do you still keep popping on just to have a quick read ? hehehehe
Shaz x

28 May 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Someone else following in my footsteps. I ban myself for 24 hours when I need to get on with 'real life' stuff

Does it help or do you still keep popping on just to have a quick read ? hehehehe
Shaz x
It broke the cycle and I was able to take 10 days off without a ban but now I'm ok and free to perv as much as I like :giggle:

28 May 2006

kind and caring..........of course ya are smile

Dawn, is there a real world outside SH? rotflmao

dee xx

28 May 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Someone else following in my footsteps. I ban myself for 24 hours when I need to get on with 'real life' stuff

Does it help or do you still keep popping on just to have a quick read ? hehehehe
Shaz x
It broke the cycle and I was able to take 10 days off without a ban but now I'm ok and free to perv as much as I like :giggle:
Thats good then biggrin

I spend to much time on here when Tony is on jobs..... but then again i spend to much time on here when Tony is home also but then were both on here so it don't feel so naughty lol

Shaz x

28 May 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee
kind and caring..........of course ya are
Dawn, is there a real world outside SH?
dee xx

I looked out my window this morning and there was this great big thing in the back garden that must of been at least 80 foot tool and it was green and swaying in the wind :scared:
Don't know what it was so i quickly closed the curtains and logged back in to Swinging heaven blink

Shaz x

28 May 2006

At least you got to shut the curtains.............i saw big green things for real :shock:
see the "car boot" post lol

dee xx

28 May 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee

Dawn, is there a real world outside SH?

Just twice a year Dee, holiday and exam time :lol2:

28 May 2006

guess that must be the reason i saw big green thingies this morning.........blames the bank holiday w/e :cry:
dee xx

28 May 2006

Quote by Jags
Done - have sent you my mobile number if you want back in before 24 hours are up!

I wonder if he read the pm with your number in it before the ban took effect lol

28 May 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

Done - have sent you my mobile number if you want back in before 24 hours are up!

I wonder if he read the pm with your number in it before the ban took effect lol

Wasn't a PM - I did it on the deactivation note which he'd read when he tried to log back in!! Not silly you know!! :P :P And he can still read the forum, just not post.
kiss

28 May 2006

Ah bless him,
If only he'd given me a few days notice of his plight I'd have sent dammie down to help him clean up

bolt

28 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ah bless him,
If only he'd given me a few days notice of his plight I'd have sent dammie down to help him clean up
. . . . .

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Can I borrow him? Can I??? Can I?? Go on, let me, eh?? eh?? eh??
wink

28 May 2006

He knows where the vacumn is????
AND how it works??
:giggle:

28 May 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Nice iron :giggle: