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And uses yellow washing up gloves???
:giggle:
Off for a lie down
Quote by Dawn_Mids

Nice iron :giggle:
Oh & Jags I'm sure you could borrow him for a day :rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Ah bless him,
If only he'd given me a few days notice of his plight I'd have sent dammie down to help him clean up
bolt

I WILL come back to this, but for now, I'm just off to drink some warm beer and tan the arse of a cheeky kid :shock:
Quote by dambuster
Ah bless him,
If only he'd given me a few days notice of his plight I'd have sent dammie down to help him clean up
bolt

I WILL come back to this, but for now, I'm just off to drink some warm beer and tan the arse of a cheeky kid :shock:
Shame you can't run at the moment :scared:
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Nice iron :giggle:
Oh & Jags I'm sure you could borrow him for a day :rascal:
Thanks! kiss
I can think of 1001 uses for him - got my microfibre clothe and Cillit Bang ready.
wink
Pete's on his way back in again. Stand by for beaming in.
lol lol
Make sure he's finished cleaning up and hasn't just been sat reading the forum and drinking beer all night
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Make sure he's finished cleaning up and hasn't just been sat reading the forum and drinking beer all night

Well if he hasn't then I'm sure he's getting smackbottom smackbottom at home.
*lucky devil*
lol
Quote by Jags
Pete's on his way back in again. Stand by for beaming in.
lol lol

:shock: :shock:
Jags passionkiss passionkiss
Blimey, I wasn't expecting this to still be running lol
worked like a charm, Lawns now looking like putting greens, Ironing done, bathroom shining like a new pin, tribe fed watered, and curled up in front of the TV biggrin with orders to do the washing up as soon as BB is finished.
chillout time for Pete lol
only fly in the ointment?
No vodka :cry:
oh well beer it is then.
wave
whispers to sheddy 'I got Jags's moby, ner ner ner ner ner'. :flippa:
wave Pete
Glad you've sorted it
Have a beer - you've earned it :thumbup:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
wave Pete
Glad you've sorted it
Have a beer - you've earned it :thumbup:

wave
hiya sexy
I'm bloody knackered now confused
Thats the most physical exersize i've done in a fortnight rolleyes
Quote by Pete_sw
Pete's on his way back in again. Stand by for beaming in.
lol lol

:shock: :shock:
Jags passionkiss passionkiss
Blimey, I wasn't expecting this to still be running lol
worked like a charm, Lawns now looking like putting greens, Ironing done, bathroom shining like a new pin, tribe fed watered, and curled up in front of the TV biggrin with orders to do the washing up as soon as BB is finished.
chillout time for Pete lol
only fly in the ointment?
No vodka :cry:
oh well beer it is then.
wave
whispers to sheddy 'I got Jags's moby, ner ner ner ner ner'. :flippa:
You're welcome.... happy to help.
Sheddy's got it already!!
Welcome back Pete.
Sorry about the slight hijack up there; but rest assured, she'll be seen to ! ! !
HLB, how much do you charge to rent out Dammie? smile
Rich is great at the cooking bit, but his hoovering leaves a bit to be desired.
dee xx
Welcome back mate, i am glad you have got every thing done for caron when she come home.
It sounds like you have been very busy mate i can just see you with your rubber gloves on and your pinnie biggrin
Take care mate
Mikey55 biggrin
Quote by dambuster
Welcome back Pete.
Sorry about the slight hijack up there; but rest assured, she'll be seen to ! ! !

:shock: wast that a hijack :shock:
I didn't even notice rotflmao
goes to show where my mind is :rascal:: dont think anyone will get any sense out of me till wednesday, by which time i will hopefully have been "seen to" too :twisted:
I'm going to hide this thread before she gets back though, if she sees those pics she'll probably want to trade me in for your slim line version lol
thanks to all for your kind comments btw, it might not show but it means a lot. redface
right back to 'grumpy old man' mode
wave
Quote by mikey55
Welcome back mate, i am glad you have got every thing done for caron when she come home.
It sounds like you have been very busy mate i can just see you with your rubber gloves on and your pinnie biggrin
Take care mate
Mikey55 biggrin

thanks Mikey
now get your ass back on line and stop iggyin me lol
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by Pete_sw
I'm going to hide this thread before she gets back though, if she sees those pics she'll probably want to trade me in for your slim line version lol

Be carfeul what you wish for, Pete rotflmao
They were taken a couple of months ago, before I changed into 93 yo Arthur Rittick redface
I've all on at the mo to even pick the feckin iron up, never mind trying to use it :shock:
In fact - I said I was gonna come back to this thread - brb
Give her a kiss and a hug from us Pete!!!!
Love
FL & Stormwalker xxxxxxxxxxxx
Welcome back Pete kiss
Have you got the wine in the chiller and a big bunch of flowers ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey Pete ! If Caron asks me tomorrow if you've been a good boy and stayed busy around the house or if you've spent all your time tartin on here....what's it worth for me not to drop you in it right up to your ears?? :giggle: Is that extortion? bribery? ...............hell yeah ! rotflmao
hello peeps,
well I decided to stay away for a few days longer, there was of course the reunion, :rascal: and loads of other stuff that needed doing. Add the weather to the mix and to be honest, I have quite enjoyed my absence lol
however, I'm back, and what a nightmare working your way through 4 pages of unread posts :shock:
I will catch up, and add my usual bollox where I think fit, so please excuse the revival of posts gone by I assure you its just a passing phase.
For those of you in the know, Caron sends her thanks and love to all those who sent condolences and good wishes, and she will be back into things soon.
Special thanks need to go to Mikey55, Firelizard, Sassy, PolloLady, Sheddy, PoshKate and all the others who have helped to keep us sane in their own inimitable way. XXXXXXX
May the grass under your feet be fragrant green and soft wink
Quote by Pete_sw
Special thanks need to go to Mikey55, Firelizard, Sassy, PolloLady, Sheddy, PoshKate and all the others who have helped to keep us sane in their own inimitable way. XXXXXXX

You sod :shock: I've had a shit day been pissed of by someone close(ish) to me ( no one off the site) got a pounding headache am in an all round foul mood hovered about flouncing since 11am (It's rare for me to be off but when I am I shoot myself in the foot) and then saw this. Thanks mate little things like that mean a hell of a lot to me biggrin biggrin
In edit: get me the selfish fooker, glad everythings ok mate and getting back to normality biggrin
Quote by Pete_sw
Special thanks need to go to Mikey55, Firelizard, Sassy, PolloLady, Sheddy, PoshKate and all the others who have helped to keep us sane in their own inimitable way. XXXXXXX

well thats the first time someones described me as helping to keep someone sane...... confused