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I've just been checking out the "Adult Adventures" link on the left of the screen.
I'm really not quite sure what to make of it. At the moment it's smile + confused = :!:

:shock:
£799+ to act out a kidnap fantasy?
fuck me, I'm in the wrong job :lol2:
especially when I can post it in LMU and get it for free dunno (in theory - how reliable would the respondees be? etc )
I guess my question then is: If you had the money and inclination, would you? (on the proviso that its an organised fantasy acted out by 'professionals' who can/will cater for your every whim ....but you pay for the priviledge.... or would you organise it yourself with people/friends you actually know (via LMU, private pm, whatever)?
rotflmao you and me both Kiss :giggle:
Isn't it taking "fuck me like you've paid for it" too far confused
£265 to get into a swingers club :shock:
Threads merged - now I'm off for a look bolt
Quote by PoloLady
£265 to get into a swingers club :shock:

Yes but you do get loads for your money (said with no sarcasm) innocent
wonderful, luxuriously sexy experience for swingers!
We will book you into the very best swingers club, organise drinks behind the bar for you AND book your hotel for the night - all you have to do is turn up and enjoy yourselves!
Designed for swinging couples who want every detail of their sexy night out organising! Our Deluxe Swingers' Gifts are ideal for;
- Naughty gifts for yourself
- Sexy surprises for your partner
- Ice-breaker / introduction to a fantasy
- Fun gifts for your mates
- Surprise gifts for friends
- Last minute Xmas gifts
Most of the options/packages sound quite fun......but..... not sure what I think about the Escort Weekend (Bespoke Packages Section) confused
Les x
OK, when do we start getting the links to massage parlours, phone/text sex services and dial-a-swinger callout services?

I'm off to get the bag of corn ready!
You can buy professional performers for as little as £400 to be in a movie with you :eeek:
OK admin, whose idea was this dunno
Ooo that came out all garbled didnt it :lol2:
what I mean is.....for many people...who 'get it' and have met others socially etc....we would know (I assume) who to go to within the swinging community itself to obtain such experiences, for free, on the basis that it really would be mutual fun and sharing of experiences/interests
does that make sense? dunno
With a little research/chatting/discussion over coffee for example, I would know exactly who to appraoch here, within the community itself, for 'rope tying lessons for 2' or a 'supervised dungeon experience'.....I know who's clued up on such activities and would give me a fantastic, safe and fun experience, and who's a wannabe I wouldnt let near me with a piece of string let alone rope lol and to be honest I thought that was some of the point of the community :dunno: :lol:
but then, we're all aware that things can go wrong, bad experiences, people with ulterior motives etc etc...so, I guess this affiliate company might offer someone here the opportunity to act out their desires (at a price) with as near to a guaranteed good time as is possible - maybe? :dunno:
I'm really not sure what to make of it yet to be honest - am going back for another look :lol:
Quote by PoloLady
OK, when do we start getting the links to massage parlours, phone/text sex services and dial-a-swinger callout services?

The site "Adult Adventures" is full of them rolleyes
Quote by Dawnie
£265 to get into a swingers club :shock:

Yes but you do get loads for your money (said with no sarcasm) innocent

Seeing as it normally costs me a £5 if anything - I think I can make better use of the spare £260 rather than getting a bottle of plonk and a g-string made in Vietnam for 10p lol
:shock: Ooooo, its gone :shock:
Quote by Dawnie
OK, when do we start getting the links to massage parlours, phone/text sex services and dial-a-swinger callout services?

The site "Adult Adventures" is full of them rolleyes
Ah, but they do at least try and wrap it up as something else.....
Who the hell am I kidding redface
OK - you're right.
Quote by Darkfire
:shock: Ooooo, its gone :shock:

rotflmao
The perfect gift for your loved one! Why not treat them (and yourself!) to an advanced foreplay lesson.....? What better way to drop the hint that their techniques may need a little brushing up.....?
It's the latest craze for everyone and anyone interested in sex to perfect their techniques and wow their lovers!
These two-hour workshops are not to be confused with the stuffy "sex workshops" run by strange people with sexual-psychology PHDs, they are naughty, sexy and - most of all - FUN!

What a pile of :censored:
Thanks for your input guys.
We have pulled the link because of a technical problem. We are looking to re-link next week. In the mean time, having taken on board your comments, I think that it is best that we review some of the services offered.
Any help suggesting some of the inappropriate activities will be greatly appreciated.
As if by magic the link disappeared.
Was it there?
Did I imagine it?
Was it mass hysteria?
We'll never know but I guess like many things it will turn up again. confused
Quote by admin
Thanks for your input guys.
We have pulled the link because of a technical problem. We are looking to re-link next week. In the mean time, having taken on board your comments, I think that it is best that we review some of the services offered.
Any help suggesting some of the inappropriate activities will be greatly appreciated.

Anything where you are paying for sex (of any nature) should NOT be included!
Quote by admin
In the mean time, having taken on board your comments, I think that it is best that we review some of the services offered.

Oh you think? rolleyes
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Put me down for the Pony Play smile
bolt

How would you be paying for that Sir dunno
rolleyes
Quote by Dawnie
What a pile of :censored:

Indeed.
Now, it'll either go one of two ways:
we'll see an explosion of similar requests in LMU or those who cant be arsed to put the effort into meeting and arranging the fantasy stuff for themselves here on the site will go flex their credit card over there :thumbup:
fucking bastard paysites.
We dont pay for sex, ffs, we're swingers!!
What's more.....
Is THAT site getting a link to here? (I am guessing so)... so anyone googling to look for a site to pay for sexual fantasies will get a link to here :shock:
Won't they think they've struck it lucky when there are no hourly rates on the profiles confused
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Offering or asking for a payment in return for sexual activities.

Now if Admin can't stick to it's own rules - how confusing is it going to be for the rest of us?
Quote by PoloLady

Non Acceptable Behaviour.
Your account shall be terminated immediately and we may report you to the relevant authority if your behaviour on our website consists of any of the following
Any posts on the site in any area, such as the forum, chat room or photo ads that are posted in order to exchange pictures, videos or offer photography services or similar.
Any commercial ads ie Escorts or any ‘pay for sex’ type services for example 0909 numbers, or pay-for ‘gangbang’ parties.
Offering or asking for a payment in return for sexual activities.
Attempts to sell a service, product or promote a business of any kind.

Gooo Polo rotflmao
fook me, there's feathers everywhere in here! lol
Quote by Darkfire
fook me, there's feathers everywhere in here! lol

Isn't chickenshit a lesser form of bullshit? ... that might explain the feathers :lol:
chickenshit, bullshit, same shit different day dunno
I pop out for an hour and look what happens! :shock:
I have no problem with anyone who chooses to either work in the paid services industry or those who partake of such services. I just thought such activities were strictly forbidden on SH.
However I'm trying to think of an analogy which is like linking a swinging site to a site advertising prostitution. confused
How about Alcoholics Annonymous having banner adverts for Tescos latest deals on Champagne? rotflmao
Ok not quite right but you get my drift! wink