Quote by manofmuchfun
who started this thread ! time for anow whens the mother in law coming !!!!!
It was me
sorry :uhoh: It has got me wondering what's for dinner tonight though!! :grin:
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Quote by RSAB2
Punch was lethal (ask MrFC) but free from all natural products - I can't actually remember what was in the 'chutney' but it was enhanced by body fluids. Wilma will remember -
WILMA ?
Are you sure enhanced is the right word? :lol:
Thought it sounded better than 'contaminated' :lol: :lol:
:P
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I am stunned - its a site for real? :shock:
And they said WE were mad!
it bloody well better be for real! i've just activated an account!
now who wants Scrambled Eggs de la Nut for breakfast?
<<< neiinleeds wishes to make it clear that was of course, a joke, albeit a piss poor one! >>>
neil x x x ;)
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At least neilinleeds and I aren't the kind of guys to be posting on a message board until ridiculously unearthly hours of the morning
naw mate those kinda guys on there make me puke!
have you seen the mods on there tho! oooooooooooo bit sarcy some of 'em are! they'd have your balls off in a flash, and then do something fancy involving a beurre noisette no doubt!
and if anyone's stuck for that ideal Xmas gift . .
Natural Harvest Cooking - An inspirational collection of semen based recipes
coming soon to a bookstore near you!
n x x x ;)
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
At least neilinleeds and I aren't the kind of guys to be posting on a message board until ridiculously unearthly hours of the morning.
Me neither. These silly-o-clock-in-the-morning posters really need to get a life. ;)
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Quote by Ice Pie
At least neilinleeds and I aren't the kind of guys to be posting on a message board until ridiculously unearthly hours of the morning.
Me neither. These silly-o-clock-in-the-morning posters really need to get a life. ;)
i went to get a life once Ice Pie. they'd run out down Safeway's so i ended up with a packet of fags and some silly website! :roll:
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
At least neilinleeds and I aren't the kind of guys to be posting on a message board until ridiculously unearthly hours of the morning.
Me neither. These silly-o-clock-in-the-morning posters really need to get a life. ;)
i went to get a life once Ice Pie. they'd run out down Safeway's so i ended up with a packet of fags and some silly website! :roll:
neil x x x ;)
What? You mean there's more to life than SH? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Quote by neilinleeds
At least neilinleeds and I aren't the kind of guys to be posting on a message board until ridiculously unearthly hours of the morning.
Me neither. These silly-o-clock-in-the-morning posters really need to get a life. ;)
i went to get a life once Ice Pie. they'd run out down Safeway's so i ended up with a packet of fags and some silly website! :roll:
neil x x x ;)
Don't worry about it.
I haven't seen you.
Rite? ;)
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Quote by flapjackboy
What? You mean there's more to life than SH? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't be absurd.
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well flapjackboy.
i've heard vague rumours of such a thing, but as yet, i wouldn't know where to start looking. i mean i can't even find the bloody doors let alone venture outside to look for one! guess we just have to take it on trust that such a thing exists, a bit like God or something maybe? 
neil x x x ;)
i've heard vague rumours of such a thing, but as yet, i wouldn't know where to start looking. i mean i can't even find the bloody doors let alone venture outside to look for one!
guess we just have to take it on trust that such a thing exists, a bit like God or something maybe? neil x x x ;)
:P :shock: Quote by Ice Pie
These silly-o-clock-in-the-morning posters really need to get a life. ;)
Sad, sad people, I agree.
Hey, where can I get one of those "life" things? And do they come in six-packs?
Quote by Basil Fawlty
Voooooooooooooooooooom!
"What was that?"
"That was your life, mate."
"Oh - do I get another one?"
"No, sorry."
Quote by wewantu2
I hope I'm not repeating this but I had to share it with you.......got this link from one of my less then cordon bleu savvy friends!
were you thinking of inviting any one from here to dinner
:Everyone's welcome....I'm just looking for a suitable recipe now and wondering how to get enough ingredients to feed a whole forum :shock:
.....Cream Surprise anyone??
Quote by Serendipity
I hope I'm not repeating this but I had to share it with you.......got this link from one of my less then cordon bleu savvy friends!
Oh my gawd! I hope the recipe quantities are in cc, or even better mg.... Which puts me in mind of a recent Monkey Dust, where Clive comes home and, once his excuses have been routinely exposed and the woman says "What have you really been doing, Clive?" he says "Trying fo fill a bath with cum". Which made my knackers shrivel, I can tell you.
Of course this raises the thorny old question: do vegetarians swallow? ;-)
I suppose you know that 'cream pies' are now all the rage on the Usenet erotica groups?
Mr Licks
