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Dawn :silly:
Great Idea!!
Can I be Minister for Foreign Affairs??
Quiet like the idea of all that travel and some afairs thrown in!!
Warwick
Id assumed that as it was your idea you would want to be Prime mininster, but hey, if your happy with rural affairs I dont mind being in charge and telling you all what to do. Id have to have firm promises that you would all do exactly as your told and anyone who dosnt is out!! Just like the real world!!
aw warwick thanks for the vote of confidence, but possibly not the ideal position for a bloke?
i mean 2+3 what????
inches = about 8 or 9 obviously!
lovers = at least a dozen, and possibly more depending who i'm talking to?
pounds = don't look at me like it's my round i haven't a bloody bean?
i mean it all depends dunnit! is that a useful skill tho for a chancellor now i think about it?
neil x x x x x
COME ON!!!! COME ON!!!! I AM HYPERVENTERLATING HERE!! :sparring:
puff puff pant pant! :smoke:
Manifesto
This goverment intends to pursue a long lasting change to society. Equality will be our formost priority, followed by education which we see as an opporunity to promote a free thinking society.
As from today all men will be required to take daily zinc suplements, (this measure is designed to make all men more prolific) Male self abuse will be made ilegal, without a govement issued will be set up throughout the country and each male will be required to go for testing , measuring and sucking of his equipment at least once a week. More regular attendance will be allowed and indeed demanded of those with over 8". We are currently looking to appoint a minister to take charge of this very important project and people of both sexes to provide the services at these classes will also be run from these clinics and I will be personally droping in to monitor the progress of men attending these classes.
Dogging will be made legal and seperate designated areas will be made available for this worthwile we are currently seeking a Minister of Dogging and monitors (or should it be voyers?) who will be stationed at each dogging point.
Our internal fiscal policy will be to put everything into the above two areas.
More deatails of our manifesto will be released latter.
Leadership Style
This will be firm and unrelenting (question is are you?). There will be no giving up, you will all work flat out and anyone found to be relenting will be flogged, (somebody lend me a whip). Instructions must be followed to the letter (french) and those who disobey will be put in the stocks for all to see!!
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Minister for Male education, Minister for Dogging, Minister for Bi Womens Promotion
Applicants should outline their ability to perfom the job applied for.
Potential under secretary needs to demonstrate following attributes, must be long stayer to cope with all the late nights, have a quick recovery time, and be a ble to take things down at shor notice.
oops sorry debbiewebs we left it a bit long. you ok?
just your bosom was heaving soooooo delightfully the more you hyperventilated! :twisted: i'll check with Warwick and Foxy if chancellors have undersecretary's as well? that do ya? ;-)
neil x x x x x
The PM requests that The Minister for Rural Affairs submits a rough draft of his propsals for implementation by his department.
The Minister for Rural Affairs is reminded that such submissions must be made promptly and that failiure to do so will result in him paying a penalty to the PM
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