Another pointless thread... please ignore me ;-)

23 Jun 2006

In Edit: For all those who are reading this, but like me are too lazy to reply - you could at least vote whilst you're here! :thumbup:
Hey ho folks - how are you all? I'm at work and just can't be bothered to do anything except doss around in here but I'm bored of that too now!
Any plans for the weekend anyone?
I'm looking forward to the football on Sunday!

23 Jun 2006

I've been invited to a mates barby. Thought it might clash with the footie but we won our group etc etc

23 Jun 2006

ditto but it's the grand prix
lol

23 Jun 2006

Hi hunni

I'm working tonight but then got the weekend off :bounce:
Got the car booked in for MOT in the morning :scared: so will no doubt be a second mortgage jobby by the afternoon :shock:
Planning on doing feck all the rest of the weekend though except try to convince my mate to get out on the bike :thumbup:

23 Jun 2006

Thanks folks - that's better! smile

And Sassy I hope you realise my nickname is 'bike' for obvious reasons! :rascal:
..... that's SO not true I'm an :angel:.......

23 Jun 2006

i have the dizzy heights of decorating to look forward to oh and picking a carpet and ironing and food shopping.
but am sure somewhere in amongst all of this getting p*ssed will feature heavily :twisted:
Earthy xx

23 Jun 2006

Hey! What's wrong with that poll ! I voted to watch porn on the net and it ain''t come up ! wink

23 Jun 2006

Quote by earthchild
i have the dizzy heights of decorating to look forward to oh and picking a carpet and ironing and food shopping.
but am sure somewhere in amongst all of this getting p*ssed will feature heavily :twisted:
Earthy xx

Sounds like good fun honey - apart from the decorating, carpet picking, ironing and food shopping!
Seriously I enjoy decorating!
:silly:
xxx

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
i have the dizzy heights of decorating to look forward to oh and picking a carpet and ironing and food shopping.
but am sure somewhere in amongst all of this getting p*ssed will feature heavily :twisted:
Earthy xx

Sounds like good fun honey - apart from the decorating, carpet picking, ironing and food shopping!
Seriously I enjoy decorating!
:silly:
xxx
Hands Kiss_Me the paintbrush, promises to hold the steps but doesnt promise not to perv, so can start the getting p*ssed bit straight away wink

Earthy xx

23 Jun 2006

:twisted: house-painting party
house full of paint-splattered-dungaree-with-nowt-on-underneath-wearing-fems :shock:
fuck meeeeeee, i'll bring a tin of magnolia & be round in 2 hours :bounce:

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:twisted: house-painting party
house full of paint-splattered-dungaree-with-nowt-on-underneath-wearing-fems :shock:
fuck meeeeeee, i'll bring a tin of magnolia & be round in 2 hours :bounce:

:twisted: vodka jelly is still in the fridge :twisted:
awaits arrival with eager anticipation

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire
:twisted: house-painting party
house full of paint-splattered-dungaree-with-nowt-on-underneath-wearing-fems :shock:
fuck meeeeeee, i'll bring a tin of magnolia & be round in 2 hours :bounce:

I'll bring the step ladder for those hard-to-reach places :twisted:

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
In Edit: For all those who are reading this, but like me are too lazy to reply - you could at least vote whilst you're here! :thumbup:

There's an option missing.
Drive 81 miles and watch the match on Sunday with HLB,
I'll even bugger off out of your way and watch F1 in another room.
(I need something to do while the camcorder is on charge )

23 Jun 2006

borning weekend planned,
my sexy man isnt coming down so im here alone, just the car to wash and boring stuff,
think ill get drunk and watch porn tonight lol ( i know its not big or clever to be drunk ) lol
xxxxxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxxxxx

23 Jun 2006

Quote by dambuster
In Edit: For all those who are reading this, but like me are too lazy to reply - you could at least vote whilst you're here! :thumbup:

There's an option missing.
Drive 81 miles and watch the match on Sunday with HLB,
I'll even bugger off out of your way and watch F1 in another room.
(I need something to do while the camcorder is on charge )

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks DB - I'm actually very tempted by that idea! :twisted:
I'll bring my video camera too - that way we can have a dual angle?
:giggle:

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hey! What's wrong with that poll ! I voted to watch porn on the net and it ain''t come up !

I also voted that one with no such luck!
Well, I'm aboot to fly off to Dublin for a gymnastics competition - but think there will be more drinking than gymnastics going on!l lol

Can't wait! It's about the most exciting thing I've done in a long while, but grrr, I have been abandoned and chaffeur den is no longer driving me ot the airport so i'm having to bus it - not a happy chappy! evil

xoxox

23 Jun 2006

Quote by mazandden
Hey! What's wrong with that poll ! I voted to watch porn on the net and it ain''t come up !

I also voted that one with no such luck!
Well, I'm aboot to fly off to Dublin for a gymnastics competition - but think there will be more drinking than gymnastics going on!l lol

Can't wait! It's about the most exciting thing I've done in a long while, but grrr, I have been abandoned and chaffeur den is no longer driving me ot the airport so i'm having to bus it - not a happy chappy! evil

xoxox
Are you two trying to suggest that there's something wrong with my pole?? Come 'ere and I'll prove ya both wrong! :twisted:
Anyways... have a great weekend Maz and do remember to email the pics of your fun time! :wink:
kiss

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
xoxox

Are you two trying to suggest that there's something wrong with my pole?? Come 'ere and I'll prove ya both wrong! :twisted:
Anyways... have a great weekend Maz and do remember to email the pics of your fun time! wink

I am indeed suggesting something is wrong with it!
*steps forward and awaits punishment.........
And which pics would u like? the gymnastics or the drinking :;)
xx

23 Jun 2006

The drinking ones sound far more entertaining!!
lol

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Sarah
The drinking ones sound far more entertaining!!

:thumbup:
But then again ladies in lycra rolling around on the floor and being all bendy sounds interesting too.... wink

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Thanks DB - I'm actually very tempted by that idea! :twisted:
I'll bring my video camera too - that way we can have a dual angle?
:giggle:

You have no idea just how tempted I've been over the last few days to turn completely lesbian :grin:
* I'm going to go sit in the corner over there, quivering and try to get in touch with my feminine side redface

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
The drinking ones sound far more entertaining!!

:thumbup:
But then again ladies in lycra rolling around on the floor and being all bendy sounds interesting too.... wink

And we are an all girls team....so we bend and flex all together! ;)

23 Jun 2006

Dublin Maz?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81504.html
Must be worth sharing a Guinness!! lol

Mal

23 Jun 2006

Mal is your real name Cilla Black? lol

23 Jun 2006

I have to thank Mal for kindly pointing me towards this thread and also for providing a link through to my own, a feat well beyond my own technical know-how.
Coincidently Maz I find myself in Dublin at this very moment, and I'm staying overnight with nothing to constructively occupy my time. I was hoping to find my hotel blessed with a bar full of beautiful nymphomaniacs (with a fine line in scintillating conversation), a good selection of porn channels, or at least a couple of slightly foxed board games including Ludo and possibly Kerplunk.
It has NONE of the above...
So if you also find yourself at a loose end (are a troupe of female gymnasts ever going to be at a loose end in a hedonistic metropolis like Dublin...?) then say hi on here. I'm in and out of the hotel over the next couple of hours but if you want to ping me your details on PM that would be wonderful.
Take care, and enjoy the crack.
What do you mean I spelled that wrong?
Cheers
Cock of the North

23 Jun 2006

Quote by Mal
Dublin Maz?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81504.html
Must be worth sharing a Guinness!!
Mal

awwww as tempting as that sounds, and Cilla, you did try hard, unfortunately I'm gonna go for number 3!
I don't think denboy would be too chuffed me n the girls meeting u without him, seeing as I'm getting let out alone for the weekend, plus, he says he's the only one who's allowed the full team to himself :;)
But if we're just talking a few pints of guiness then......

23 Jun 2006

Deffinately something wrong with your poll hun, my 'porn' vote didn't seem to count either.
Celebratory BBQ tomorrow, followed by trying to shout at the football with a hangover on Sunday.
H.x

23 Jun 2006

You choose No 3...?
The hairy-palmed social inadequate with the club foot and the eye patch? The one who's drooling and clutching a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine?
Hmmm... I like to think I'm a little different to such people Maz; I shavemy palms...
Couple of pints of Guiness you say? Hmmm... Who's round?
I've PM'ed you smile

Cock of the North

23 Jun 2006

oh no, can change to number 2??!!! Is he any better???!!?!?
eeeeeek

23 Jun 2006

No 2 looks like a cross between Michael Portillo, Bubble off Big Brother and Golumn and is rocking back and forth on his heels saying 'Find a happy place' in a lisping sing-song voice.
He is also wearing grey Farah slacks (with ironed in double creases) which are justtoo short and skim the tops of his ankles.
Ha, who's looking the more attractive option now then!?
Cheers
Cock of the North

Should I stay on SH or get back to the lab?