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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt
I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel
Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink
I'll smackbottom on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Quote by HornyBear
(It`s about the only thing that has been blown in the last few days! rolleyes )

Ah - yes, it takes so long to read all those emails from guys willing to give you a "good time" that there's no time to play... wink
They`re all in flippin Berkshire or some other "miles away" place!!! rolleyes
Like flippin Suffolk?
May one present one's highly mobile CV madam? worship
Hands off! She's mine! duel :boxing: :taz:
:shock: Whoops - I don't know what came over me. redface
Quote by hornyinslough
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt
I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel
Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink
I'll smackbottom on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Err - I forgot you were a member...
I'll be the one with a book hidden in my boxers and wearing body armour. :shock:
Quote by 36openminded
:shock: Whoops - I don't know what came over me. redface

It'll be alright......Just make sure you have a shower......:giggle:
bolt
Quote by 36openminded
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt
I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel
Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink
I'll smackbottom on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Err - I forgot you were a member...
I'll be the one with a book hidden in my boxers and wearing body armour. :shock:
Forget at your peril Mr 36, I'm just round the corner...and I'm just leaving now to come and get ya! Quick, run!! bolt
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Quote by HornyBear
I have to admit SH is a bit addictive confused
Or am I sex addict?! :shock:
Or both?!! redface
lol

One way to find out.................
(cough cough)
Hint bloody hint ....... lol biggrin lol biggrin lol biggrin lol biggrin

But your profile says you only want couples....wahhh!!!!!
:upset:
So lets be creative, make up a '2 Horny's Bear in Slough' cpl then my rather sexy Mrs Santa and wander up the M1 to Nottinghamshire? :rascal:
I'll get me santa outfit, I've pulled bolt
:rascal:
Quote by hornyinslough
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt

I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel
Yes Miss, this afternoon Miss! I'm going to get him at wink
I'll smackbottom on behalf of the Pusse Posse
Err - I forgot you were a member...
I'll be the one with a book hidden in my boxers and wearing body armour. :shock:
Forget at your peril Mr 36, I'm just round the corner...and I'm just leaving now to come and get ya! Quick, run!! bolt
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Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol
Quote by hornyinslough
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol

Report for the LAPP (League Against the Pussy Posse) HQ
Certain enemy members have increaded in activity lately STOP A couple of our agents including 36 in potential danger STOP Have receieved and am confirming orders from HQ STOP Order read: Do what it takes to make the Pussy Posse STOP
Agent Dlep Diversionary Tactician LAPP Headquarters.
:giggle:
bolt
Quote by hornyinslough
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol

Good work HP. I've a another job for you. It seems a new and dangerous faction of the anti PP brigade has emerged called LAPP. I want you to get the girls together and sweep SH Towers for all possible and probable members.
Your instructions are to identify these members, severly reprimand them for even contemplating resisting female attempts at SH domination and remind them why we really are the stronger willed sex. Use all methods, sexy underwear, wank fodder and 'persuasion' you deem necessary to bring these renegades back into line.
Blanket drop photos from the last PP meeting and while they're drooling over the boots, shoes and leather, that's when they're most vunerable.
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats
innocent
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats
innocent

:giggle:
Sounds like a challenge to me....:twisted:
:giggle:
Quote by Dlep
Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol

Report for the LAPP (League Against the Pussy Posse) HQ
Certain enemy members have increaded in activity lately STOP A couple of our agents including 36 in potential danger STOP Have receieved and am confirming orders from HQ STOP Order read: Do what it takes to make the Pussy Posse STOP
Agent Dlep Diversionary Tactician LAPP Headquarters.
:giggle:
bolt
To: LAPP
Need to lay low STOP sore arse STOP send more ice STOP begin plan B STOP penetrate the pussy posse asap STOP Agent 0069
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Report for Pussy Posse Leader STOP 36 severely reprimanded STOP Horny Pussy signing off STOP
lol

Good work HP. I've a another job for you. It seems a new and dangerous faction of the anti PP brigade has emerged called LAPP. I want you to get the girls together and sweep SH Towers for all possible and probable members.
Your instructions are to identify these members, severly reprimand them for even contemplating resisting female attempts at SH domination and remind them why we really are the stronger willed sex. Use all methods, sexy underwear, wank fodder and 'persuasion' you deem necessary to bring these renegades back into line.
Blanket drop photos from the last PP meeting and while they're drooling over the boots, shoes and leather, that's when they're most vunerable.
The leader of this outfit is a member called Agent Dollop and is considered to be an extremely hard nut to crack so best I tackle this one myself.
If I'm not back in 3 days, feed the cats
innocent
Thank you PPL. Agent 0069 neutralised with a sore arse smackbottom
For other members, I shall be going out in the field tonight disguised as a dogger to carry out my mission. I've heard that this dangerous organisation can be infiltrated by a tactic known as LAPP dancing so my plan is to shake my pussy posse in their LAPP's for all it's worth. lol
Good luck with your very dangerous mission PPL. Information just in to PP HQ suggests that Agent Dollop may be persuaded by a two-girl team so if you need backup, just holla. :rascal:
Quote by 36openminded
To: LAPP
Need to lay low STOP sore arse STOP send more ice STOP begin plan B STOP penetrate the pussy posse asap STOP Agent 0069

To Agent 36
Enclosed are co-ord's for LAPP safehouse STOP Memorise and Destroy STOP Also, at safehouse there is a Bath full of ice STOP Plan B, C and D are now in final stages STOP Enemy Agent's will be neutralised using terror tactics - Sensory Deprevation using Def Leppard music, and forced to watch every episode of Prisoner Cell Block H and Noel's House Party STOP
Location of Ring Leader designate: Sassy-Seren unknown. But we will find her STOP
:twisted:
******LAPP Update******
PP operative designate Hornyinslough located trying to infiltrate the Chat rooms. All agents in this area are advised to use extreme caution. If she unleashes her secret weapon - the Web Cam do not, repeat DO NOT close in on subject. Regroup at LAPP headquarters......
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