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Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Thank goodness it's back !!!
It was like have an arm cut off !!!
Missed the forum ! Missed the banter !
Clicked on anyway and saw that there were only 6 people on-line (how sad was that?!)
Anyway it looks like it is back on now, so...
How did YOU fill those empty hours whilst the site was down..?

I didn't know the site was down yesterday until I read it in a post. I didn't log on to SH all weekend. :shock:
So De_Sade I’m guessing that your little story is actually a euphemism, you missed me! Admit it!
:lol2:
I was knitting a Christmas present redface
Quote by de_sade
:shock:
Thank goodness it's back !!!
It was like have an arm cut off !!!
Missed the forum ! Missed the banter !
Clicked on anyway and saw that there were only 6 people on-line (how sad was that?!)
Anyway it looks like it is back on now, so...
How did YOU fill those empty hours whilst the site was down..?

Do you mean today?
Or yesterday?
I have no empty hours to fill - I use the site as distraction therapy from other things!
:P
Quote by de_sade

So De_Sade I’m guessing that your little story is actually a euphemism, you missed me! Admit it!
:lol2:

sad I miss hearing from you :cry:
I'll get over it I'm sure... :cry:
No, I won't... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Now I only have your gorgeous avatar and gallery to look at :cry:
De_Sade,
Surely everyone knows that it takes me at least 10 days to reply to a PM! And what with it being Christmas my usually mediocre mailing has slackened further.
Have a kiss and a :rose: from me.
this gives me a chance to ramble ... so its your fault de Sade:
I was going to say something along these lines the other day
I never noticed the site down yesterday (work and all that)
but recently had a profile/account crisis... lost the access etc etc...
got myself into a right two n eight, thinking Id lose contact, be unable to keep up, and also have no way to get back in!
the horror!
as much as I was loath to admit it... I realised just how much time I spend here.. and how much I enjoy all the shenanigans...
(you guys may fear my arrival in your threads.. "what tosh now?...etc etc)
but me... well... I like it!
so, good for me, bad for you lot... Im still here... and Im no longer sweating a nasty greasy substance in my panic at the prospect SH Withdrawal... but what did I do in that period of just one day?
P A N I C !
lp
I have to admit SH is a bit addictive confused
Or am I sex addict?! :shock:
Or both?!! redface
lol
Im not qualified to comment!!!!!
lp
Quote by hornyinslough
I have to admit SH is a bit addictive confused
Or am I sex addict?! :shock:
Or both?!! redface
lol

One way to find out.................
(cough cough)
Hint bloody hint ....... lol biggrin lol biggrin lol biggrin lol biggrin
it near killed me i think i got withdrall simptoms :shock:
iv been tryin to post a thread all day but couldnt get on
thank god its back wink :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :inlove: :grin:
I was in chat all evening before the site went down smile
Why does chat work when the site is down confused:
:idea: Why not put the site on the chat server lol
Had i not been in chat i would have just done some other stuff like tat with other stuff on pc or watch TV lol
Quote by mdr2000
I have to admit SH is a bit addictive confused
Or am I sex addict?! :shock:
Or both?!! redface
lol

One way to find out.................
(cough cough)
Hint bloody hint ....... lol biggrin lol biggrin lol biggrin lol biggrin

But your profile says you only want couples....wahhh!!!!!
:upset:
Quote by Dawnie
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Pardon?
:giggle:
I didn't know it was down, as I was away for the weekend, but I do know what it's like when a site that you use a lot goes down:
First minute after site fails to reload: Reset connection, refresh the browser.
Third minute: Do the above again, but with a minor curse on your lips.
Fifth minute: Repeat again, but now medium curse
Seventh minute: Now screaming at the computer, and threatening major remodelling with a ten pound lump hammer.
Thirty Minutes: Two ciggy's a Ludicrously strong coffee later you're now pulling wires, rebooted the computer from scratch, contacted atleast ten people on your *** list, who either tell you to get a bloody life or worse still are in a state of hysteria which reaches cataclysmic proportions as you both realise that you're panicked.
One hour: Major *** conversation linked with half of you list as to what's going on. Opinions ranging from "It's just routine bloody maintenence, get a life" to "Zomg!!!!!11 The vanilla's have taken over SH towers and are now ready to force us all into concentration camps where everyone gets brainwashed with copies of the Daily Mail to turn us all back into 'Model citizens' "
Day two: Lose all will to live and decide to end it all with a tub of Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate ice cream.......
Day three: Suicide attempt failed, log onto computer out of habit, and realise that the site had been back half the day, but because your brain was OD'd on sugar, you'd passed out.
lol
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
there speeks a man of expirience wink
Quote by sercher01
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
there speeks a man of expirience wink

Yes....:shock:
lol
Quote by Dawnie
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
:bounce: :bounce:
Willie-warmers all round!!
Quote by Hungrypussy69
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt
Quote by 36openminded
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt
Damnit! That`s me on the left on the kitchen cam...my cover is blown. (It`s about the only thing that has been blown in the last few days! rolleyes )
Now where did I put that glass for my false teeth..
Quote by Dlep
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Pardon?
:giggle:

:kick: Dollop :kick:
Quote by Dawnie
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

You can't knit an Xbox you stingy tart :doh:
:giggle: bolt
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

You can't knit an Xbox you stingy tart :doh:
:giggle: bolt
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Tea meets laptop moment
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Quote by Dawnie
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

You can't knit an Xbox you stingy tart :doh:
:giggle: bolt
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Tea meets laptop moment
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That'll be the arthritis, poor old dear :therethere:
ask the nurse to give you a straw next time :thumbup:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
(It`s about the only thing that has been blown in the last few days! rolleyes )

Ah - yes, it takes so long to read all those emails from guys willing to give you a "good time" that there's no time left to play... wink
Quote by 36openminded
(It`s about the only thing that has been blown in the last few days! rolleyes )

Ah - yes, it takes so long to read all those emails from guys willing to give you a "good time" that there's no time to play... wink
They`re all in flippin Berkshire or some other "miles away" place!!! rolleyes
Quote by Dawnie
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Pardon?
:giggle:

:kick: Dollop :kick:
I didn't know you cared hun.....Sorry lol (Haven't said that for a while lol )
kiss
Quote by meat2pleaseu
That'll be the arthritis, poor old dear :therethere:
ask the nurse to give you a straw next time :thumbup:

Excellent, I could think of somewhere I would like to shove it ;)
Quote by Hungrypussy69
(It`s about the only thing that has been blown in the last few days! rolleyes )

Ah - yes, it takes so long to read all those emails from guys willing to give you a "good time" that there's no time to play... wink
They`re all in flippin Berkshire or some other "miles away" place!!! rolleyes
rotflmao
That's funny - as many of the profiles I like the look off are 100s of miles away (known as 'up north' to us southeners). lol
It`s been up and down more times than a swingers knickers!! mad
Quote by 36openminded
I was knitting a Christmas present redface

Nothing wrong with that hun, I dont get much time to knit nowadays. Maybe I should get two blokes together and try knitting with a couple of hardons!! lol lol Volunteers please?
OMG you're one of them - and you looked so angelic! :shock: I bet you've been invited to join the Pussy Posse - god they are a sick perverted lot.
We tried to exposed these perverts but sadly the pussy posse is a very powerful organisation and some how they managed to sabotage our plans.
Any way - I better be off before they get here bolt
I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I heard that and I'm sending the girls around duel

Send them my way would you? I need something to look forward to.....wink