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Jags
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redface surprisedops: :oops:
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Unknown User
Mud?? dunno
Unknown User
How dirty do ya wanna go wench!
MrsFC
Sex God
Bummer !!!!
Wish I thought of this thread :cry:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
How dirty do ya wanna go wench!

As far as you want to take me boy!
lol
Jags
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Bummer !!!!
Wish I thought of this thread :cry:

Just give me MrFC for half an hour and then reap the benefits!
:inlove:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
Mud?? dunno

Glorious mud???
The thought of naked men rolling around in it never crossed my mind until JUST NOW!
Thanks for the thought..... :rascal:
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rotflmao I would prefer chocolate :rascal: That way I could lick it off :lickface:
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
rotflmao I would prefer chocolate :rascal: That way I could lick it off :lickface:

Me too.. fight you for it!
Just got one thing to say...
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FUCK!
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FUCKITY FUCK... that dirty enough for you?
lol
Unknown User
:bounce: Jags is talking dirty.... I am all hot and bothered now redface
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
:bounce: Jags is talking dirty.... I am all hot and bothered now redface

Could be the menopause dunno
Unknown User
Meaty smackbottom
Bad boy!!..... Now cover yourself in chocolate and come over here :rascal:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
I've already eaten all the chocolate, but you're more than welcome to try and suck it out of me :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
How dirty do ya wanna go wench!

As far as you want to take me boy!
lol
Boy....Boy........!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get ya arse over here and I'll show you my boy!! :twisted:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by varca
:bounce: Jags is talking dirty.... I am all hot and bothered now redface

Could be the menopause dunno
smackbottom lack of oestrogen has the opposite effect apparently, you need taking in hand my boy and taught the error of your thoughts lol biggrin :rascal:
In edit..... Meaty and chocolate hmmmmmmmm :grin:
Some blokes have all the luck :cry:
lol
Jags
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
:bounce: Jags is talking dirty.... I am all hot and bothered now redface

Could be the menopause dunno
Fuck off!
That dirty enough for you?
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I'm sure that laughing doesn't help the ambience!!
Unknown User
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I've already eaten all the chocolate, but you're more than welcome to try and suck it out of me :rascal:

Game on sunshine..... Varca I need help here :rascal: wink
Unknown User
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
So there! cool
Jags
Sex God
Quote by varca
:bounce: Jags is talking dirty.... I am all hot and bothered now redface

Could be the menopause dunno
smackbottom lack of oestrogen has the opposite effect apparently, you need taking in hand my boy and taught the error of your thoughts lol biggrin :rascal:
In edit..... Meaty and chocolate hmmmmmmmm :grin:
Oih! my dirty thread.. any dirty stuff has to be sent to me first for .....
approval!
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
I've already eaten all the chocolate, but you're more than welcome to try and suck it out of me :rascal:

Game on sunshine..... Varca I need help here :rascal: wink
Stick a fork in me, i'm done :happy:
Unknown User
Just a little prick meaty?? dunno
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Shireen
Just a little prick meaty?? dunno

Leave Markz out of this
Jags
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
So there! cool

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:shock:
That nearly hit the mark. Can you make it dirtier???
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 'touch - a - touch - a - touch me, I wanna be dirty'
redface
Unknown User
You mean we have to stick a fork in him as well?? confused
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
So there! cool

:shock:
:shock:
That nearly hit the mark. Can you make it dirtier???
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 'touch - a - touch - a - touch me, I wanna be dirty'
redface
:eeek: Jags.. are you feeling OK this evening?? I have some chocolate.. you want some?
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by varca
Gawd... don't I slow type!!!

Maybe....but who says zooming around was any fun anyway? :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by varca
Shireen biggrin kiss, I'll errr restrain him...not that he needs much restraining and you can 'fork' him whilst I amuse myself with other meaty bits and then we can swap eh :D

That's sounding good to me hun wink :kiss:
Unknown User
Quote by varca
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
So there! cool

:shock:
:shock:
That nearly hit the mark. Can you make it dirtier???
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 'touch - a - touch - a - touch me, I wanna be dirty'
redface
:eeek: Jags.. are you feeling OK this evening?? I have some chocolate.. you want some?
Seratonin choccie is what I need Mar lol biggrin
rotflmao chocolate and sex contain 100% seratonin.. 8-)
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by varca
Gawd... don't I slow type!!!

But you look rather fine doing it wink
Jags
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
:eeek: Jags.. are you feeling OK this evening?? I have some chocolate.. you want some?

I feel fine! I've had chocolate to relieve my stress and now need some dirtiness to release the animal in me....... had enough of being nice!
Now, anyone for some real dirty talk? Or do I need to find a dishwashing forum?
rolleyes