Apart from cock shots.....

7 Aug 2006

.... what else in an ad turns you off?
I just clicked on a photo ad which sounded quite inviting. The couple were around our age, within spitting distance, and seemed to want some fun with a couple like us. So, off I went to check out their photo's. That's where things took a downward turn :-(
The first photo I opened showed the lady of the couple lying on the bed, pleasuring herself.....
.....whilst smoking a cigarette!! :shock:
Now I have nothing against smokers - after all I used to be one myself. But if you can't even have a wank, or pose for a photo to entice others to meet with you without a constant nicotine supply then maybe it's time to think about giving up dunno

So in the spirit of helpful advice to advertisers ;-) what is it that's guaranteed to turn you off in a photo ad??

7 Aug 2006

Care to share who's profile it was? :rascal: (Strictly for research purposes) :wanker: lol

I like to see someone smiling in a photo, if they are showing their face obviously :P Nothing worse than looking like you're not enjoying yourself wink

7 Aug 2006

Quote by AndyNudeUK
Care to share who's profile it was? :rascal: (Strictly for research purposes) :wanker:

Do your own research! :lol:

7 Aug 2006

Quote by cu3b4ll
Care to share who's profile it was? :rascal: (Strictly for research purposes) :wanker:

Do your own research! :lol:To the gallery please!
Right you are Andy.
Starts perving...I mean researching :lol:

7 Aug 2006

What turns me off?
When I'm in a chat room & guys tell me they want their wife to 'have' me but they only have a male profile...
Winks from peeps asking me to check them out - but they have nothing to look at!
yeh it's a turn off... but am I bovverd... do I look like I'm bovverd... I don't fink so confused

Oh yeah... & really cocky profiles that state how fantastic they are & how anyone would be lucky to play with them!
~rpm checks his own profile - just in case~ :giggle:
yeh it's a turn off... but am I bovverd... do I look like I'm bovverd... I don't fink so :?

7 Aug 2006

I don't like to see graphic text in profiles. There's a time and place for dirty talk and introducing yourself to a prospective partner isn't it rolleyes

8 Aug 2006

Agree there - definately a hard one :gagged:
Has to be someone who is so far up themselves they make it seem like they'd be doing you a favour by letting them shag you. It's fine being confident but when it turns out that they think they're God's gift ...... then that's enough for me. evil

8 Aug 2006

I am taking notes and will be putting everything Idont see in here in my profile so keep the thoughts rolling in :rascal:

8 Aug 2006

Quote by Steve_Mids
I am taking notes and will be putting everything I dont see in here in my profile so keep the thoughts rolling in :rascal:

But how can you improve on perfection itself hun rolleyes

8 Aug 2006

Quote by blueeyes6969
I am taking notes and will be putting everything I dont see in here in my profile so keep the thoughts rolling in :rascal:

But how can you improve on perfection itself hun rolleyes

If only you meant it....... sad

8 Aug 2006

Quote by blueeyes6969
Has to be someone who is so far up themselves they make it seem like they'd be doing you a favour by letting them shag you. It's fine being confident but when it turns out that they think they're God's gift ...... then that's enough for me.

:thumbup:
I think I read one, or it might have been a post in the cafe/LMU about how a single guy would/should feel as though he'd won the lottery if they got to play with one particular couple :shock: rolleyes

The other thing for me, personally, is the ads/profiles of people looking for bisexual women, but give the impression that they'll "tolerate" the presence of her male partner mad

:x
Oh - and people that just copy and paste their Photo Ad text into their profile.

8 Aug 2006

Quote by redpantherman
Oh yeah... & really cocky profiles that state how fantastic they are & how anyone would be lucky to play with them!
~rpm checks his own profile - just in case~ :giggle:
yeh it's a turn off... but am I bovverd... do I look like I'm bovverd... I don't fink so

:giggle:
Or adverts that state you "must be sexy/attractive". I'm sexy to some people and butt ugly to others, how would I know? dunno

Delusions can be a bit of a turn-off too I guess. I saw on guy in the LMU once that said VWE all over his post, advert and profile. I desperately wanted to tell him the truth! lol

8 Aug 2006

I'm sexy to some people and butt ugly to others, how would I know? dunno

Me too I'm sure.
lol

Gambit

8 Aug 2006

Quote by Gambit
I'm sexy to some people and butt ugly to others, how would I know?

Me too I'm sure.
lol

Gambit
Exactly! :lol:
It's for the other person to form the opinion - not me!

8 Aug 2006

I find the female equivelent of the cock shot, Legs akimbo and lips spread, a real turn off.

8 Aug 2006

Hmmm, totally agree but the world would be a little boring if we were all the same.
It still has to be along the lines of " I'm new here ..... if you want a shag tonight ....." or the boy racer type who types in mobile phone txt language mad

8 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
The other thing for me, personally, is the ads/profiles of people looking for bisexual women, but give the impression that they'll "tolerate" the presence of her male partner :x

Ohh that'll be me then wave

Anyway, like Keeno, I dont like 'gynae' shots, or pics from different meets showing different partners, especially dogging ones... and things like 'i've had lots of meets and never had any complaints (so you know you want me)' type statements.

8 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
I find the female equivelent of the cock shot, Legs akimbo and lips spread, a real turn off.

So do I. Horrible. For an ad, anyway.

8 Aug 2006

I got dumped after two meets for being too nice.
Never did like the word nice, so it is now pretty much banned
from use.
How can anyone be "Too Nice"?
rolleyes

Gambit

8 Aug 2006

Quote by keeno
I find the female equivelent of the cock shot, Legs akimbo and lips spread, a real turn off.

Was thinking that myself. We all go on about cock shots on a regular basis but this never seems to come up.
When i perve, i mean view a profile and see that i think NO.

8 Aug 2006

Well I like cock shots providing it's a nice looking cock.
I like tuppence shots providing it's a nice looking tuppence.
The smoking thing could be to appeal to those with that type of fetish and I'm reliably informed that there are a lot of them about.
Personally I find the whole ads system a turn off and so don't use it for anything but perving (hence me liking the genital shots) but I'd be buggered if everyone removed them all, so a plea to leave some of them on your ads for me to perv, pretty please wink

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

8 Aug 2006

erm.....
JAILHOUSE TATS
eeeeeeewwwww
:cry:

8 Aug 2006

Quote by Darkfire

The other thing for me, personally, is the ads/profiles of people looking for bisexual women, but give the impression that they'll "tolerate" the presence of her male partner :x

Ohh that'll be me then wave

Yeah - but at least you have the decency to say so :thumbup:

Quote by Gambit
I got dumped after two meets for being too nice.
Never did like the word nice, so it is now pretty much banned
from use.
How can anyone be "Too Nice"?

Gambit

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I was told once, on here; that I'd get laid more if I wasn't so nice, and that I should drop the nice guy "image" :shock:

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I like cock shots providing it's a nice looking cock.
. . . . . . . so a plea to leave some of them on your ads for me to perv, pretty please :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX

Hello there,
I have invited you to view my private gallery, you can view the gallery by clicking here or by going to "my private gallery" in the user menu.
I hope you enjoy!!
dambuster

:grin: :giggle: :grin:

8 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
I was told once, on here; that I'd get laid more if I wasn't so nice, and that I should drop the nice guy "image" :shock:

:shock:
Did you try and did it work lol

8 Aug 2006

what turns me off....obeaseity (sp?)

8 Aug 2006

Quote by goose35

I was told once, on here; that I'd get laid more if I wasn't so nice, and that I should drop the nice guy "image" :shock:

:shock:
Did you try and did it work lol

Good God, no ! !
I can only be me; and I had no complaints about "frequency of activity" at the time wink

8 Aug 2006

are`nt you better to get aqauinted with some ones peronality first rather than their cock?
there I GO AGAIN THE PRESBITERYIAN desperate to get out mad

8 Aug 2006

I just found another one along the lines of:

Quote by Photo Ads A-holes
We're both young and attractive so mingers need not apply. You know who you are!

WTF :shock:

8 Aug 2006

Ads that have a more or less decent body/cock shot but the text relies completely on the pic. Suggesting that having seen the tool how could anyone resist?
Even someone who is just looking for the 'action' rather than conversation etc. would surely want to know something about preferences, pleasures on offer - how he/she feels about the post-sex cuddles. Well anything to be honest that tells us about the person.

8 Aug 2006

Ads with no pics, no profile text...and even worse....no basic age/height info filled in.
When I have questioned this, I have been told that non-paying members can't fill in the basic information box. I have no idea if its true. Is it?
Its just so annoying when I'm in the chat room..... I start chatting to a guy who catches my attention from his ability to form a sentence and make me laugh..and then when I check the profile...absolutely nothing!