Quote by Vix
You talk the talk, mate.
I know :mrgreen: there`s a definate art to talking bollox
Might have to check him out though
Venusxxx
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Quote by Vix
Franz Kafka.
Misunderstood literary genius or psychological anomaly? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Both.
oh sod off getting all interlectual!
everyone knows kafka was some weird pretentious existentialist psycho type. turned into a cockroach and couldn't find some castle or summat?
if you wanna get all intellectual and vaguely east european on us, suggest you toss The Trial aside and go off and read about Gogol's Overcoat and stuff like that! or even read about his Nose, which has particular resonances for me obviously! 
n x x x :P
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok! Enoughs enough! I can normally tell how rude I can be to my mates as long as noone FUCKS WITH THEIR POSTS!
She might have come after me with a gun! :shock:
And it would have ALL YOUR FAULT! (Jas or Sarge..guessing Jas) :lol2:
Venusxxx
Well you were wrong :P :P :P :P and you'll be sorry
Jas
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Sex God
now look!
far be it from me to lose me bloody rag and slip into rant mode, but this . . . .
is absolute fookin' bollox ok?
I DID NOT WEEP AFTER SNOGGING VENUS' FACE OFF OK?
i'm hard i am. proper hard. :smug:
nooo, you know what i bloody meant FFS!
n x x x :P
far be it from me to lose me bloody rag and slip into rant mode, but this . . . .
Quote by VenusnMars
Did he wear big girls blouses or cry when snogged at Munches Neil?
Venusxxx
is absolute fookin' bollox ok?
I DID NOT WEEP AFTER SNOGGING VENUS' FACE OFF OK?
i'm hard i am. proper hard. :smug:
nooo, you know what i bloody meant FFS!
n x x x :P
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
i'm hard i am. proper hard. :smug:
I noticed :rascal:
nooo, you know what i bloody meant FFS!
I noticed :rascal:
Venusxxx
right! i'm fucking mad now!
I AM NOT THE FUCKING BO SELECTA BEAR!!!!!
and that means you too jas before you bloody start ok?
not a happy bunny bout talk of my erection at all, so there!
fuck yas i'm off to the chatroom . . . .
/strops off etc bloody etc etc
n x x x :P
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now, I have to reveal that Clarelincs PM'd me begging me not to lock the thread and to thank me for putting the link to this thread into my signature.
OOOOh youve done it now Mr Bloody Bilko i do believe the pm i sent you was..........
Quote by Clare to that naughty bloody bilko
GIT
So now your a liar too :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Abusing your powers again :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, happily I clicked on the thread, already composing a post saying how nice it was of her to apologise, when what do I find????
SHE WANTS ME TO APOLOGISE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not only that, but the other female Mods have come out in support of her!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
So Gents, do you think I should apologise to Mrs FC and the Gang?? (I ask the gents as I know the "Ladies" will gang up on me!!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sarge !!! Stop using the same old excuse that all men use when they can't get out of a hole.
I've put my head in this morning expecting a warm apology from you saying how sorry you are for abusing your buttons.
What do I find !
NOT only have you not apologised you are asking for help from the men ! I haven't resorted to them tactics as I thought I was in the right and the support would come naturally which it has.
Its not my fault that they are mostly female, O and Mark of course. He's not far behind us.
So I want to know .........WHERE'S MY APOLOGY ?????
Its only 2 small words.
Sex God
Quote by KitKatOn the tip of your toungue Mrs FC.
So I want to know .........WHERE'S MY APOLOGY ?????
Go on, you know you want to, it is only two little words. :twisted:
lhk
:lol2: :lol2:Uh.....Uh...... Sarges words to say not mine. :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
D'ya know!!!! When I saw the title of this thread I thought "Aw, bless!! Mrs FC is feeling guilty for getting over zealous with her buttons. How nice of her to start a thread to apologise to me."
So, happily I clicked on the thread, already composing a post saying how nice it was of her to apologise, when what do I find????
SHE WANTS ME TO APOLOGISE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not only that, but the other female Mods have come out in support of her!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
The only time I have been on bended knee to a woman was when I was very drunk and tripped up in front of my girlfriend. I asked her to carry me, but the deaf old bint misheard, and a few months later she became Mrs Bilko !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, I have to reveal that Clarelincs PM'd me begging me not to lock the thread and to thank me for putting the link to this thread into my signature.
So Gents, do you think I should apologise to Mrs FC and the Gang?? (I ask the gents as I know the "Ladies" will gang up on me!!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
You're on your bloody own with this folly mate.
Quote by easy
D'ya know!!!! When I saw the title of this thread I thought "Aw, bless!! Mrs FC is feeling guilty for getting over zealous with her buttons. How nice of her to start a thread to apologise to me."
So, happily I clicked on the thread, already composing a post saying how nice it was of her to apologise, when what do I find????
SHE WANTS ME TO APOLOGISE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not only that, but the other female Mods have come out in support of her!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
The only time I have been on bended knee to a woman was when I was very drunk and tripped up in front of my girlfriend. I asked her to carry me, but the deaf old bint misheard, and a few months later she became Mrs Bilko !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now, I have to reveal that Clarelincs PM'd me begging me not to lock the thread and to thank me for putting the link to this thread into my signature.
So Gents, do you think I should apologise to Mrs FC and the Gang?? (I ask the gents as I know the "Ladies" will gang up on me!!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
You're on your bloody own with this folly mate.
hehehehehehe
Coward
