Assault on the GFZ . . . . . . . .

27 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
I never even noticed until you two said ................................................ :!: pervs ... :shock:
:angel:

Erm.......... It was one of the first things I noticed.... redface

Shireen
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yeah me too .... but i aint letting on that easily .... i've an innocent reputation to uphold

27 Sep 2004

:giggle: :giggle:
I lost my innocent reputation at the Midlands Munch.... I had too many witnesses around for me to start protesting my innocence now lol

Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Neil I can see ya bollox :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now you know what a bitch high heels can be :!:
Dawn :silly:

i know dawn. redface

but not me cock so it's within the AUP eh??? and Jags won't gimme a smackbottom

no she won't mores the pity i quite like that now! :lol2:
could you tell i could hardly stand??? only way i came up with that pose is cos i was trying not to fall through the window!!!
((( yes ok i very nearly fell through the window alright. so i had to angle away from it! oh and away from the telly! ;) a comfy sofa and a comfy lap seemed the safest bet all round! rotflmao

)))
neil x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

Those knickers make his signature all the more apt .... :twisted:

27 Sep 2004

Shireen
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27 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Neil I can see ya bollox :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dawn :silly:

I wasn't going to mention that lol

but...... Neil!!..... Your bollox are hanging out :shock:
Shireen
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Ahem! I don't think they're hanging out girls. Tell me I'm wrong Neil.

27 Sep 2004

Oh Neil what have they done to you?? Dressed like that you only had to come and ask me and I would have opened up the GFZ for you!! Now who's going to pay for this broken glass, and WTF is all this treacle doing on the floor?? rolleyes

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Oh Neil what have they done to you?? Dressed like that you only had to come and ask me and I would have opened up the GFZ for you!! Now who's going to pay for this broken glass, and WTF is all this treacle doing on the floor??

i'd actually like to see Neil dance around the pole on the dance floor .......... I have some Â£5 notes somewhere ...
Neil ... Neil .... Neil

27 Sep 2004

Count me in on that one too Calista lol

Ooohhhh Neeiiillllll.......
Shireen
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27 Sep 2004

Sarge throws open the GFZ doors and shouts:
"Come on in, it's Neil's Cabaret Night !!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

27 Sep 2004

Wooooooo Hoooooooooooo.............. A caberet......
Grabs a front row seat.....
Shireen
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27 Sep 2004

Come on Neil.... Hurry up.... The place is packed and all waiting for your performance!!
Shireen
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27 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Come on Neil.... Hurry up.... The place is packed and all waiting for your performance!!
Shireen
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erm . . . . sorry shireen! all performances are being kept in reserve for the NW munch! i'll see if i can borrow the boots again! rotflmao

now i still ain't landed on this bloody beach! this is not the direction i intended! but i'm not complaining do carry on! :lol2:
neil x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

Oh neil hunni, can i cum again??? wink

Gill x

28 Sep 2004

NEIL!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You should have lifted your skirt up a bit more so that everyone could have seen your hard on! cool

28 Sep 2004

You can see the skirt being held up on one side by the hard on!! Look carefully and it's there!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Sep 2004

Quote by fem_manc-cpl
You can see the skirt being held up on one side by the hard on!! Look carefully and it's there!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

oi!
no you bloody well can't! :mad:
not unless you've been fiddling with the brightness and contrast and stuff you can't! redface

you have haven't you! mucky mare! rolleyes

n x x x :P

28 Sep 2004

Seriously Neil, you CAN tell you have a hard on under your skirt... and you don't have to look so closely either ! :twisted:

28 Sep 2004

OMG.... :shock:
not only have I seen Neils bits flacid, I've now seen them non-flacid as well.... :shock:
My therapist says that she's going to be able to buy Florida, not just a house there, on the amount of councilling I'm going to need. rolleyes

:uhoh: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
Neil, if we asked really nicely, would you, as a special favour to us, please........
KEEP YER BLOODY MEAT AND TWO VEG TO YERSELF!

28 Sep 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Seriously Neil, you CAN tell you have a hard on under your skirt... and you don't have to look so closely either ! :twisted:

bollox!
judy warned me about this! redface

really?
erm . . . blue?
here a minute?
quietly?
does it look big then or what?
don't answer!
rotflmao

n x x x ;)

28 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
does it look big then or what?
don't answer!

n x x x ;)

LMAO I can see Blues face now...... :dry: :neutral:

28 Sep 2004

Ok Neil, we've seen your bollox and your stiffy
Change the pic will ya so we can play spot the cock again :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

28 Sep 2004

Page three does NOT happen without them there pink bits coming too!
Venusxxx

Quote by neilinleeds
right!
i can't make it any smaller ((( cos i don't know how durrrrrr!!! :doh: ))) so sorry it's slow i think . . . .

n x x x ;)

28 Sep 2004

Oi Neil...... What if I cant get to the next NW Munch eh??..... What then????..... Do I get a private showing??? :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
I also had another look at the pic once everyone said about the stiffy..... I agree, it is definately holding the skirt up and to the side.... :shock: :shock:
Having reviewed the pic several times..... all I can say is.........
Phhhhwwwwwooooaaaaarrrrrrr
Shireen
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