Assault on the GFZ . . . . . . . .

27 Sep 2004

((( a lithe and supple shadow darts through the woods, hugging every contour, dressed all in black . . . . )))
shhhhhhhh!!!!!!
<<< flits from tree to tree, shadow to shadow . . . . >>>
you haven't seen me right! that's why i'm wearing black!
<<< tiptoes stealthily to the edge of the treeline . . . . >>>
d'you like it? found a lovely all-in-one catsuity thing in satins wardrobe. quite fetching eh? gave me an idea.
<<< trains binoculars on SH HQ . . . . >>>
<<< sprints across open ground, dodging arc-lights and patrols with big 'orrible alsations with huge teeth and stuff . . . . >>>
s'ok these foot patrols are rubbish. Sarge is only paying 'em Â£3 an hour! dogs look a bit nasty tho!
<<< sidles along the wall of the GFZ, and shins up a drainpipe, a bit like Solid Snake maybe, or that other bloke, you know him on the PS2 with the three lights on his hat . . . . >>>
look, i don't know what he's bleedin' called do i? i haven't got a bleedin' PS2. you know who i mean! he's on telly all the time! it's a game FGS! anyway be quiet i'm creeping . . . . that means you Shireen i said FGS not the other one ok! :P
<<< tuts quite quietly . . . . >>>
<<< takes a glass cutter and inscribes a perfect circle, with an artistic flourish, on the GFZ sky . . . . >>>
Venus taught me that. she's quite talented you know!
<<< pours treacle all over and sticks on a big sheet of brown paper, taps, and removes aforesaid perfect circle of glass . . . . >>>
d'you like that? DaveJ taught me that! it's how they used to break into warehouses down on the docklands years ago! how he made all his money!
<<< drops silently from a huge height in a Keanu Reeves stylee to the floor of the GFZ bar . . . . >>>
see. got in easy eh? security my arse. where is the sarge anyways? not seen him for days? dunno

<<< opens a nice chilled Pinot Grigio, and retires to the GFZ jacuzzi, and just for once, finds it totally devoid of Easy . . . . >>>
nice one! i ache all over! now someone hijack this thread and fly it somewhere sunny. i need a holiday . . . . . . . .
neil x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Have you been taking your medicine Neil????..... Bad lad smackbottom

Shireen
xxx
P.S. I am watching you know wink

27 Sep 2004

Ah!.....that's my lad! I taught him well in the arts of stealth and covert activities at the Lovecommando school for spys. It's not for nothing he's called double "oohh" Neil you know!.....Black ops, Neil.....go dark!
LC wink

27 Sep 2004

Oi Neil!!!!!!!!!!
What the bluddy ell do you think you're playing at smackbottom

OMG look at him rotflmao

..... do you honestly think you look like Keanu Reeves? A lean mean blacked out fighting machine??? rolleyes

Have you looked in the mirror Neil? I hate to rain on your parade, but ummmmmmm someones gotta tell you what you look like for crying out loud rotflmao

You look like a bluddy spider!!!!!!! :lol2:

27 Sep 2004

Are you sure that this is the real neil that started this thread cause neil and covert don't go together!!!! lol

Gill & Del x

27 Sep 2004

Have you looked in the mirror Neil? I hate to rain on your parade, but ummmmmmm someones gotta tell you what you look like for crying out loud

ha misschief! that's what you think!
Shireen i knew you'd be watching. knew i'd get at least one reply! ;)
Missy i think you'll find, i actually look like . . . .
this . . . . . just for a few minutes then it's disappearing into cyberspace!

so there! what you think to that then!
rotflmao

neil x x x ;-)

27 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
Shireen i knew you'd be watching. knew i'd get at least one reply! ;)

:rude:

Quote by SkinnyNeil

so there! what you think to that then!

Too small

Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds

OMFG Neil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What did they dooooooooooooo to you hunny!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao

Actually, you look pretty damn gorgeous, if slightly startled :lol2:

27 Sep 2004

i know shireen i linked the wrong one! :doh:
hang on!
bollox!
rotflmao

neil x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

Woohoo!!!! Gorgeous Neil!!! rotflmao

27 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF

OMFG Neil :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What did they dooooooooooooo to you hunny!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao

Actually, you look pretty damn gorgeous, if slightly startled :lol2:
That is exactly the words i used when i saw the pic, neil hunni, you should have been a girl xxxxx
Gill x

27 Sep 2004

right!
i can't make it any smaller ((( cos i don't know how durrrrrr!!! :doh: ))) so sorry it's slow i think . . . .

n x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

Neil .....
I read this out loud to pete ... quiet bits where needed ...
We were both in stitches (helps that I'm almost slaughtered)
You are a complete maniac ...... {{{{{{{muah}}}}}}}

27 Sep 2004

Ooohhhhh Neil..... Very fetching darhling wink

Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

Oh
My
God!!!!!
rotflmao

You bluddy nut!!! ........... literally :shock: thems v. tiny knick you got on there Neil rotflmao

You're absolutely right Gill, he should've been a girl! What legs!!!!!
SWIT SWOOOOOOO :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(just don't know any other way to spell a wolf whistle dunno

)

27 Sep 2004

Hot flushes or what ....
Neil ... how dare you do this me after a few glasses...... I need a lie down .. (preferably ing the GFZ ;))
Stunning sweetie ........

27 Sep 2004

They are v tiny nicks he has on MISSCHIEF.... Judy's they were as well until he lost them.... <<Tuts>>
I'd kill for his legs though... lol

Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

I was going to say "All that for a glass of Pinot Grigio (it hasn't even got bubbles) and I bet the jacuzzi got oil floating on it (so Easy has been there recently!)"
And then I scrolled down and saw the photo! It all went out of me mind instantly. With that engaging smile and the jaunty angle on the front of the skirt you'll have all the girls after you my boy. Keep the boots on and I might even take a shine :!: :!:

27 Sep 2004

Quote by westerross
And then I scrolled down and saw the photo! It all went out of me mind instantly. With that engaging smile and the jaunty angle on the front of the skirt you'll have all the girls after you my boy. Keep the boots on and I might even take a shine :!: :!:

27 Sep 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock: @ TE
Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
:shock: :shock: :shock: @ TE
Shireen
xxx

Shine?...........Boots?............Oh shit :!:
bolt

27 Sep 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Strangely enough I know what you mean TE... :shock: :shock:
Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

right! that's more than enough perving it's deleted!
now who's flying this thread! cos i said someone go buy me a beach, cos i'm in a double serious mood!!!! my demands will be met!!!
((( d'you like that? that's me practising that dom thing i read about today! sounds ok! good eh? )))
neil x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
right!
i can't make it any smaller ((( cos i don't know how durrrrrr!!! :doh: ))) so sorry it's slow i think . . . .

n x x x ;)

All you needed was one of my wigs to complete the outfit!
What am I saying - you look stunning!!!!!!!!!
I think I'm in love!!!!!!!!!!

27 Sep 2004

Quote by neilinleeds

right! that's more than enough perving it's deleted!
now who's flying this thread! cos i said someone go buy me a beach, cos i'm in a double serious mood!!!! my demands will be met!!!
((( d'you like that? that's me practising that dom thing i read about today! sounds ok! good eh? )))
neil x x x ;)

sub calista reporting for duty Sir .....
Can't promise the beach but the boot worship i'm good at ;)
.... I love a masterful dom ..................

27 Sep 2004

Dont mind me I'm currently lying on a beach in Mauritius eating Carte D'or Terry's Chocolate Orange ice cream.... wink

Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

Neil I can see ya bollox :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now you know what a bitch high heels can be :!:
Dawn :silly:

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Neil I can see ya bollox :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dawn :silly:

I wasn't going to mention that lol

but...... Neil!!..... Your bollox are hanging out :shock:
Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Neil I can see ya bollox :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dawn :silly:

I wasn't going to mention that lol

but...... Neil!!..... Your bollox are hanging out :shock:
Shireen
xxx
I never even noticed until you two said ................................................ :!: pervs ... :shock:
:angel:

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
I never even noticed until you two said ................................................ :!: pervs ... :shock:
:angel:

Erm.......... It was one of the first things I noticed.... redface

Shireen
xxx